Yah I'll just hold the mayo.. Taken in a supermarket. Heinz should stick to ketchup. Not mine, snagged from #440000dit.. Looks like a mixture of piss & semen. i cant eat this ever again
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - lindiihop
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Looks like a mixture of piss & semen.
Looks like a mixture of piss & semen.
#65 to #6 - FartFetish
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so my normal Friday night?
User avatar #31 to #6 - bazzingabitch
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" i have opened a bottle of Heinz mayo, and i say to you that it is nothing but an arrant fraud concocted from piss and ink. furthermore SeƱor, i have serviced no kings, yet i wager that i can make a mayo with 10x more flavor then any street mount&bang."
User avatar #33 to #31 - bazzingabitch
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insert sweeney todd.jpg here

sorry for bad english not my native language

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#18 to #6 - luismamontes
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User avatar #20 - misticalz
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It's just split up Egg yolk, oil, and other ****.

Just Shake/stir it and it'll be fine.
#22 to #20 - astickywhale
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no, the way that looks it got a little too much oil and not enough everything else. so even if you shook it up that would not mix to mayo.
User avatar #23 to #22 - misticalz
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You're right.
#24 to #23 - mushizombie
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wow wow wow, hold it right there. this argument was far too polite and sensical for the internet. i demand that you do it again; and it had better be right this time.
wow wow wow, hold it right there. this argument was far too polite and sensical for the internet. i demand that you do it again; and it had better be right this time.
#75 to #24 - redonesgofasta
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Took me some time but I found this funny.
Took me some time but I found this funny.
#26 to #24 - pwnnbwn
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User avatar #25 to #24 - misticalz
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The way he's all like
"HEY. LOOK AT MY ******* ANUS."
#27 to #25 - pwnnbwn
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User avatar #28 to #27 - misticalz
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What did I do wrong :c
#47 to #24 - thanksgivingturkey
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Guess he's Canadian.

Pic related...In an unrelated kind of way.

I really just like this picture.
User avatar #86 to #22 - crampers
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but there can go around 2 litres of oil on 1 egg - we tried this 6 times in a class the other week - (Well after doing the average amount calculations we got 1,96 litres, but still close enough)

Yes we spent 12 litres of oil to make Mayo.
#62 - anon id: 8a7606c2
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Oh that what happens when you combain yourmo egtinhtuio enionio ner ioern erionerio no iern ion ernt iowen iorBTICH SKTU BLSUT
#140 to #62 - chaoticlaw
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I have no idea what is going on.
#76 to #62 - Sylphion
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Oh gods that made me laugh more than the post
#78 to #62 - itrinx
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uoy taht si rehtorB ?
#79 to #62 - AngryPlatypus
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#151 to #79 - joethefurball
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#68 to #62 - andreslah
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Wut
Wut
#67 to #62 - vikingfaen
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#69 to #62 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONGO, CHILD   
   
You see, you might think it's enionio ner ioern, but the Government actually puts orinogan chuipoda dersfgl as a subsititute... it's a slightly healthier option and has less ******** ghrtue in it
BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONGO, CHILD

You see, you might think it's enionio ner ioern, but the Government actually puts orinogan chuipoda dersfgl as a subsititute... it's a slightly healthier option and has less ******** ghrtue in it
#71 to #62 - newfagsrus
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did you just have a stroke mid sentence?
#155 to #71 - crellow
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brilliant
brilliant
#95 to #71 - thekermitfrog
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ACK ACK ACK
#41 - anon id: 98ae500a
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mayonnaise is literally oil and egg whites. i know this becasue i used mayo to masturbate once. dont do it kids, doesnt work well
#54 to #41 - killergranddad
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#55 to #54 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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#59 to #55 - nephritho
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This image has expired
here use this
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User avatar #45 to #41 - richardastley
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Actually vinegar is in it too...
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#53 to #41 - nerb
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#56 to #41 - memescomefromb
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There was this kid in our neighborhood that we used to call Mayo because he jacked off with it. In fact, you might be him
There was this kid in our neighborhood that we used to call Mayo because he jacked off with it. In fact, you might be him
#164 - Pompano
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Chill the **** out.   
The yellow substance is olive oil; that ****** better for you than ketchup.



Chill the **** out.
The yellow substance is olive oil; that ****** better for you than ketchup.
#98 - aesis
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...

Is that boxed gravy in the back?

Boxed gravy?
What the ****?
#110 to #98 - tgntgn
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It's frozen pre-made gravy. kinda along the same lines of frozen canned juice concentrate, except it's in a bag/packet inside the box. It's pretty dumb, especially given the fact that gravy is incredibly easy to make, but people are lazy.
#115 to #98 - anon id: 69178b4e
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Yeah, right beside the bagged milk.
#126 to #98 - PFSquirrel
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I think you're my cousin.
I think you're my cousin.
User avatar #127 to #98 - ninootendoo
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Reminds me of the pic from Megan is Missing
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User avatar #100 to #99 - aesis
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Yes, but seriously, a box of it?
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User avatar #102 to #101 - aesis
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Here in Ireland, we generally get jars of it, or those tubes.

They last about a month or two depending how much you use.

I just can't imagine why anyone would need an entire box of it.
User avatar #109 to #102 - misterblack
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'Murica.
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#5 - strun
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HOLD THE MAYONNAISE
#116 - benjamino
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Science up in this bitch.   
   
Oil and water don't mix. If you pour oil on top of water, it'll stay on top. This is because it Hydrophobic. Mixture use Emulsifiers to stick water and oil together into one liquid. These liquids are called Emulsions. All Emulsions eventually split, and the oil will once again go and sit on top, Mayo is an emulsion, and this is what you see in the picture.
Science up in this bitch.

Oil and water don't mix. If you pour oil on top of water, it'll stay on top. This is because it Hydrophobic. Mixture use Emulsifiers to stick water and oil together into one liquid. These liquids are called Emulsions. All Emulsions eventually split, and the oil will once again go and sit on top, Mayo is an emulsion, and this is what you see in the picture.
User avatar #118 to #116 - continuo
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You got in first by hairs breadth,well done.
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User avatar #144 - grwgoski
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By the power of bodily functions invested in me I give you CUMPISS!
User avatar #158 to #144 - iamsammich
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Good because I have a horrible sense of direction
User avatar #160 to #158 - thatsnotmyname
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funny and you like muse! WINRAR
#161 to #160 - iamsammich
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mfw I'm called funny
mfw I'm called funny