Yah I'll just hold the mayo.. Taken in a supermarket. Heinz should stick to ketchup. Not mine, snagged from #440000dit.. Looks like a mixture of piss & semen. i cant eat this ever again
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Yah I'll just hold the mayo.

Taken in a supermarket. Heinz should stick to ketchup.

Not mine, snagged from #440000dit

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#6 - lindiihop (12/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Looks like a mixture of piss & semen.
Looks like a mixture of piss & semen.
User avatar #20 - misticalz (12/10/2012) [+] (10 replies)
It's just split up Egg yolk, oil, and other **** .

Just Shake/stir it and it'll be fine.
#24 to #23 - mushizombie (12/10/2012) [-]
wow wow wow, hold it right there. this argument was far too polite and sensical for the internet. i demand that you do it again; and it had better be right this time.
wow wow wow, hold it right there. this argument was far too polite and sensical for the internet. i demand that you do it again; and it had better be right this time.
#62 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Oh that what happens when you combain yourmo egtinhtuio enionio ner ioern erionerio no iern ion ernt iowen iorBTICH SKTU BLSUT
#71 to #62 - newfagsrus (12/10/2012) [-]
did you just have a stroke mid sentence?
#41 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [+] (13 replies)
mayonnaise is literally oil and egg whites. i know this becasue i used mayo to masturbate once. dont do it kids, doesnt work well
#56 to #41 - memescomefromb (12/10/2012) [-]
There was this kid in our neighborhood that we used to call Mayo because he jacked off with it. In fact, you might be him
There was this kid in our neighborhood that we used to call Mayo because he jacked off with it. In fact, you might be him
#164 - Pompano (12/10/2012) [-]
Chill the 						****					 out.   
The yellow substance is olive oil; that 						******					 better for you than ketchup.



Chill the **** out.
The yellow substance is olive oil; that ****** better for you than ketchup.
#98 - aesis (12/10/2012) [+] (10 replies)
...

Is that boxed gravy in the back?

Boxed gravy?
What the **** ?
#5 - strun (12/09/2012) [-]
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE
#116 - benjamino (12/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Science up in this bitch.   
   
Oil and water don't mix. If you pour oil on top of water, it'll stay on top. This is because it Hydrophobic. Mixture use Emulsifiers to stick water and oil together into one liquid. These liquids are called Emulsions. All Emulsions eventually split, and the oil will once again go and sit on top, Mayo is an emulsion, and this is what you see in the picture.
Science up in this bitch.

Oil and water don't mix. If you pour oil on top of water, it'll stay on top. This is because it Hydrophobic. Mixture use Emulsifiers to stick water and oil together into one liquid. These liquids are called Emulsions. All Emulsions eventually split, and the oil will once again go and sit on top, Mayo is an emulsion, and this is what you see in the picture.
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User avatar #144 - grwgoski (12/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
By the power of bodily functions invested in me I give you CUMPISS!
#80 - SaNcAlandariel (12/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What the 						****					 is on my sandwich then? Oh dear god..
What the **** is on my sandwich then? Oh dear god..
User avatar #64 - Seventeen (12/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
well **** ; some angry mayonaise worker lost his **** and pissed all up in the bottles. don't see that **** everyday... what i like even more is the spastic working for that shop who put them out on display regardless.
User avatar #117 - continuo (12/10/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Mayo is oil and water,this is what happens when the emulsifier doesn't work.Happens to chocolate too.
#17 - lujan (12/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#162 - lambofgodftw (12/10/2012) [-]
I literally shivered as i imagined eating that.
#43 - zukabazuka (12/10/2012) [-]
Seems to be right over a fridge, freeze it and unfreeze it's going to look like that.
User avatar #1 - dabronydude (12/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
ewww wtf, it has not mixed or something?
User avatar #3 to #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/09/2012) [-]
that's is a pretty common thing to happen... they just ain't supposed to ever make it to the stores
#120 - wisdomtooth (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh god I think I just threw up a little
Oh god I think I just threw up a little
#61 - novabird (12/10/2012) [-]
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well my burger was kinda tangy, now i'm wondering why...
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