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White Death(Worth the read)

A lot of people seem to think that I'm the one who messed up in calling it "la muerto blanco". I'm not the one who made the errors in this. I just copied and pasted it. Just sayin.
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Submitted: 12/20/2011
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#296 - hazerdagreek (01/15/2012) [-]
Sell house and live on a park bench, cant knock on my door when I live in a park can you?
#293 - ratpie (12/25/2011) [-]
If white dead is a little undead girl....

Who's this guy then?
User avatar #294 to #293 - werewolfgeneral (01/01/2012) [-]
Simo Hayha
User avatar #295 to #294 - ratpie (01/01/2012) [-]
no shit? and you forgot these: Ä
User avatar #291 - overchill (12/23/2011) [-]
"Killing all those who knew her existence..." I expected the ending from there onwards
User avatar #290 - xUnholy TITANx (12/21/2011) [-]
Time to activate Supernatural training: Salt, demon trap circles, rock salt in a shotgun, and some iron
#289 - thedumbledore (12/21/2011) [-]
I have read about 6 of these 'you are next' type posts whilst on morbid today. Its gonna be awkward when they all turn up at once...
User avatar #288 - trezzi (12/21/2011) [-]
I would open the door stock-naked with a raging boner, a banana in hand and a jar of mayonnaise under my arm.
I would bid her hello with "Are you the hooker?" At least I'd go out with style.
Also, my door is wide open, because it's summer here, and it's fucking hot. But at least the security steel-door is locked.

Lawl, she'll just claw through the tiny holes in the mesh and scream at me.
User avatar #287 - thejokerxx (12/21/2011) [-]
a ghost who can go through walls and instead knocks
User avatar #286 - nevolmon (12/21/2011) [-]
And then I open the door and say I love you.
#284 - Yesitsme (12/21/2011) [-]
A ghost kills anyone that hears its story?

Better tell everyone on the internet.
User avatar #281 - anoninyourtub (12/21/2011) [-]
lololololol white death.
Good luck getting to all 34884 people to view this story.
User avatar #280 - willyoumarryme **User deleted account** (12/21/2011) [-]
What if my friend read this without me knowing and I read it too. What will happen if we tell each other?
#278 - astartledbeaver (12/21/2011) [-]
She cant get my soul...
#277 - phineask (12/21/2011) [-]
If it died once,
it can die again.
And it will, if I have anything to say about it.
#276 - gawainthegreen (12/21/2011) [-]
Bitch where you at?
Bitch where you at?
#275 - awhiiteekiid (12/21/2011) [-]
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User avatar #274 - duvallwhitey (12/21/2011) [-]
goodness thats alot of words..........
#271 - thumbdowns (12/21/2011) [-]
I hate you so goddamn much.
Right after I finished reading this, Jehovas witnesses knocked on my door
you fucker.
User avatar #282 to #271 - goldenglimmer (12/21/2011) [-]
Bet you were like:
#269 - anonymous (12/21/2011) [-]
Wait, how many people know of her existence if she died alone and unloved?
#272 to #269 - anonymous (12/21/2011) [-]
I imagine that wouldn't be too many people. That scary bitch could get her work done in a few minutes, you know, being all supernatural and shit. This story blows.
User avatar #273 to #272 - nofatchicksallowed (12/21/2011) [-]
Fuck being anonymous. Just made an account. THAT bored.
#268 - dillboy (12/21/2011) [-]
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User avatar #267 - xpuc (12/21/2011) [-]
Coming for me and over 3000 others. She will be a while...
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