Weirdest things kids ever said 3

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User avatar #1 - robertolee ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Moral of the story?... Little girls are ******* creepy.
#7 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This isn't matching up. How many kids does this person have if there are 5 boys  and 5 girlswho are 2, 3, 4, and 5 years old when she's getting older every year going from 23,  to 24, and growing a year older every year when clearly her kids aren't? I don't get it.
This isn't matching up. How many kids does this person have if there are 5 boys and 5 girlswho are 2, 3, 4, and 5 years old when she's getting older every year going from 23, to 24, and growing a year older every year when clearly her kids aren't? I don't get it.
#9 to #7 - fuckthepopo ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
This has to be the worst possible combination of stupid comment and gif I have ever seen in my entire life
This has to be the worst possible combination of stupid comment and gif I have ever seen in my entire life
User avatar #5 - tehpoonages (10/17/2013) [-]
this went from cute and funny to really creepy way too fast
User avatar #25 - fairyprincess (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Kids are much more in tune with other worldly presences
#31 to #25 - jitgy (10/17/2013) [-]
Or more in contact with the local crack dealer
#16 - ffinfinity ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
Well that creeped me out for the night
#33 - hopeadope (10/17/2013) [-]
This person has a lot of kids.
#26 - mattsfriendfriend (10/17/2013) [-]
With all the children not missing any beats they should really start a band, I'm sure they'd be great at it.
User avatar #23 - roflstorm ONLINE (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Children are ******* terrifying.

I had a kid tell me "I remember when i was your age, i wanted to warn you of something, but i can't for the life of me remember what it was"
The **** was 5 years old.
User avatar #35 - HardyUndertook (10/17/2013) [-]
"i will put a towel over your face and send you to live with Jesus" can't stop laughing
User avatar #32 - huehuehuepster (10/17/2013) [-]
these things are why i don't want to have kids

they scare the crap outta me
#21 - evanxzile ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
The second one freaked me out.
User avatar #20 - exhaustedheadcase (10/17/2013) [-]
well think im going to bed
or maybe ill just sit in my room with all the lights on and freak the **** out
User avatar #14 - haeckal (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
All of those are creepy as hell, and I hope to God none of them are true.

Still, if any of them were true, it would be very interesting... I wonder if anyone has ever done a systematic study of children reporting ghosts/reincarnation?
User avatar #17 to #14 - ryuuk (10/17/2013) [-]
as a matter of fact...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wh0OsVtdeE
definitely worth the watch if you have the time.
#4 - nogzilla (10/17/2013) [-]
I was visiting family in Tennessee and while on the way to my family, we passed LP stadium where the Titans play, and my 4 year old brother says " I remember playing football here in the 80's" I dont think he even knew what LP stadium was, let alone football.
User avatar #3 - bubbleisacat (10/16/2013) [-]
MOAR PLS
User avatar #40 - unicornmangina (11/12/2013) [-]
I used to tell my parents that they weren't my real parents and that I had two older brothers and a dog and that my real mum had red hair...over active imagination I think
#39 - meuandme (10/25/2013) [-]
I blame video games.
#38 - dorkmax (10/20/2013) [-]
"I'd rather have a pink Ipod", I cannot stop laughing at this kid's priorities
User avatar #6 - mintyfreshmenthol (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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