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Warning, morbid.

Actually, they're made of satan's freshly shaved pubes, dipped in nettlepoison.

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#10 - breakfastskippa (06/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I always got these ones, a blanket with holes in it is not the best for a warm sleep.
User avatar #9 - Lambda (06/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't get it. Oh, I get the content. I get it well. I have been there many times.
What I don't get is why this is so universal. WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE THIS BLANKET.
#37 - joshofsouls (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I bring my own blanket.

It's purple.

And silky.

And really fluffy...

I'm a man, dammit.
#20 - lamarsmithgot (06/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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Many poor souls have fallen victim to the scratchy blanket, but just as many have been touched by the everlasting beauty that is.... THE SOFT BLANKET!

Now i know what you must be thinking. Most blankets are soft, to a degree. But no other blanket in THE WORLD comes close to the optimum softness provided by the soft blanket. Foamy yet thick, thin but warm, and irresistibly soft to the touch. Remember children, in every household lurks the scratchy blanket, but the soft blanket is here, to make a sleepy slumber-partier the happiest child in the world.
#22 - exhaustedheadcase (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i had two of these blankets and would give them to my friends instead of the nice blankets because i was a dick   
my friends found out one day and i woke up they had stolen my good blanket and thrown the 						******					 one on me wrapping me in it so i couldnt escape, it was so uncomfortable
i had two of these blankets and would give them to my friends instead of the nice blankets because i was a dick
my friends found out one day and i woke up they had stolen my good blanket and thrown the ****** one on me wrapping me in it so i couldnt escape, it was so uncomfortable
#23 to #22 - CIS White Male (06/21/2013) [-]
YOU ASKED FOR THAT ************
#55 - lecharlie (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is also the blanket that is just a little too small to fit under properly. Frustrating as **** .
#18 - billkill (06/21/2013) [-]
>visit friend in another city   
>go out get drunk   
>come home, go to sleep   
>"hey, do you have a blanket for me?"   
>"sure" throw a blanket over to me (wasn't really scratchy)   
>next day, wake up; look at blanket, covered all in stains   
>"wtf is that?!"   
>"oh sorry, that was my "cum blanket"   
>mfw
>visit friend in another city
>go out get drunk
>come home, go to sleep
>"hey, do you have a blanket for me?"
>"sure" throw a blanket over to me (wasn't really scratchy)
>next day, wake up; look at blanket, covered all in stains
>"wtf is that?!"
>"oh sorry, that was my "cum blanket"
>mfw
#1 - shiningblossom (06/20/2013) [-]
I have one.. Tried to get rid of it, but it just came back. Every night it sits at the bottom of the bed because if I leave it anywhere else, it suffocates me until I wake up and apologise...
#24 - playercz (06/21/2013) [-]
Those tags
Those tags
User avatar #30 - colourandshape (06/21/2013) [-]
my friends always had a nice place to sleep. But for whatever reason there is always some random problem with their bathrooms. Like the door wont completely shut, the door has no locks, the toilet doesnt flush, or he stares at your penis....
User avatar #31 - victoryismine (06/21/2013) [-]
My grandmother had heaps of those blankets packed away and then when she moved into a nursing home she gave most of them to my mother. They ALL smell like moth-balls. Whenever my least favourite niece sleeps over I give her one of those blankets.
User avatar #25 - fantomen (06/21/2013) [-]
When I was in army training you were ******* OVERJOYED when you got back to your thick itchy wool blanket! The itchy blanket was a reminder how how lucky you were, if you were with the itchy blanket that meant you were "home", you didn't have to march for endless miles or like shivering in a sleeping bag in a tent with 12 other dudes that all desperately tried to keep warm too.

Yes it was itchy, but god damn it was warm, and very very comfortable to marching 20 miles in the freezing ******* April rain while your ill fitting boots dug into your feet causing bleeding wounds and massive blisters. When you were in you little bed with your itchy blanket it was the only time you could try to relax, and not just sleep on edge or collapse in a heap from exhaustion.
#90 - spidahridah (06/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Please don't post in morbid if it isn't morbid. I understand, its supposed to be funny and humorous and all but really, its just ruining the channel. Please. Don't.
Please don't post in morbid if it isn't morbid. I understand, its supposed to be funny and humorous and all but really, its just ruining the channel. Please. Don't.
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User avatar #40 - tiagodisouza (06/21/2013) [+] (24 replies)
I never had a friend sleep over
#64 - tmdarby (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#72 to #64 - mvtjets (06/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #119 - Loppytaffy (06/21/2013) [-]
Dunno what cheap ass ******* in America give their guests, but where I come from, we get duvets or sleeping bags.
#111 - CIS White Male (06/21/2013) [-]
i always called it "stick-to-your-toes" blanket. they are ******* ****
#110 - CIS White Male (06/21/2013) [-]
And you're hang nails get stuck in the fabric..
User avatar #45 - gglai ONLINE (06/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I once had to sleep in my granny's house and she gave me a scratchy blanket that smelled like when a fat person eats a pizza and then vomited, then jizzed on it
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