That is not a vampire bat, this is. Note the difference between "I look like an unholy abomination" of the vampire bat and the "Wow, you are the cutest winged thing I will ever see" of the bat in the content. The bat in the picture is most likely a fruit bat.
What did you say, you little bitch? I'll have you know i fukked your mother XDDDDDDD . KEK. LOLLOLOLOO=LOO XXXDDDDDD 420SWAG BLAZE IT FAGGOT. Did you see that **** guys? I sure showed him who's boss.
'Vampire' bats lick their pray before biting, because their saliva works as a numbing agent. They lick their pray on a spot (usually while they sleep I believe) and then bite in without being noticed.
"The bat’s saliva, left in the victim's resulting bite wound, has a key function in feeding from the wound. The saliva contains several compounds that prolong bleeding, such as anticoagulants that inhibit blood clotting, and compounds that prevent the constriction of blood vessels near the wound."