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Two Sentence Stories - One Month!. Hey guys I realize I'm late posting these - been dealing with some personal stuff - so I'll be posting one comp of 6 stories

Hey guys I realize I'm late posting these - been dealing with some personal stuff - so I'll be posting one comp of 6 stories every day until Friday to catch up. Sorry about that! These were the stories I posted to celebrate one month of trying out this writing thing. It's been good so far. Hope you enjoy!

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Previous Comps:
Some Two Sentence Stories (#1) - /channel/morbid-channel/Some+two+sentenc e+stories/XtecLKg/
More Two Sentence Stories (#2) - /funny_pictures/5625063/More+two+sentenc e+stories/
Two Sentence Stories #3 - /channel/morbid-channel/Two+sentence+stories+3/dzpcLqm/

s' t inside him. rt

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Submitted:	08/19/2015

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#2 - datassman ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]

And now, the weather

#6 to #2 - btschweitzer [OP](08/19/2015) [-]

Ha I love WTNV but I was actually thinking more of the Dangerous Days album.

#34 to #6 - datsheriff ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]

Are you talking about Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys, the MCR album?

#36 to #34 - btschweitzer [OP](08/20/2015) [-]

ABSOLUTELY

#37 to #36 - datsheriff ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]

My ***** .

#40 to #37 - btschweitzer [OP](08/20/2015) [-]

#35 to #2 - datsheriff ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]

My ***** .

#14 to #2 - faithrider (08/19/2015) [-]

dang it, you beat me to it...

#12 to #2 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]

I even read it in his velvelty voice.

GG.

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#18 - adu (08/19/2015) [-]

Once there was a man from Mantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "if my ear were a cunt, I would **** it!"

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#15 - JHoYouKnow (08/19/2015) [-]

These are terrible...

The man woke up and laughed at the picture. But there was no picture, and he was blind, and couldn't laugh because his lungs were missing, and he was a women.

^For your next batch

#20 to #15 - privatepumpanickel (08/19/2015) [-]

Someone had to say it..

#17 to #15 - adu (08/19/2015) [-]

Snarky. I like it.

#23 to #15 - probrem (08/19/2015) [-]

You just forgot the spooky part.
... also, he was dead and in a coffin.
And an alien.

#28 to #23 - lordsaucy (08/19/2015) [-]

you left out the real shocker:
And he was you.

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#19 - nimba (08/19/2015) [-]

I was walking down a street when a man said hi to me, except he didn't say hi and wasn't a man but a spoopy skellington

#38 to #19 - captainbalu (08/20/2015) [-]

By god you completely #spooped me out and only used one sentence, thats the real ****** ladies and gents. Making me **** my pants and still got one on the loose.

#22 - probrem (08/19/2015) [-]

These were really bad.

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#1 - vorarephilia

ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

#42 to #1 - mananas (08/20/2015) [-]

2spooky6me

#4 - fishoiltablets (08/19/2015) [-]

Okay, so does it make me stupid if I don't get the last one?

#21 to #4 - privatepumpanickel (08/19/2015) [-]

No...

#8 to #4 - btschweitzer [OP](08/19/2015) [-]

Not at all. Not every story is supposed to be straightforward or make sense by itself (most story belong to unique worlds I call microcosms - you don't even need to know that to enjoy them individually but reading them together you'll see the same themes and gain more of a backstory eventually if I have enough I'll try publishing a chapter or book of each microcosm with the stories laid out like a mosaic all different but forming a new story when read together) and some are only supposed to be beautiful to read or a neat idea lol. This style of writing allows me to explore ideas without committing days to it, still improve as a writer, and try to get out there and over my neurosis.

In particular this one is just saying the night is dark and full of terrors but because of what you did to survive it and see the day you may have become a monster. And daylight won't change that. Inspiration was oddly enough Stannis the Mannis Baratheon from GoT.

#10 to #8 - fishoiltablets (08/19/2015) [-]

That was actually really interesting, Ia'm really looking forward to more of your stuff!

#11 to #10 - btschweitzer [OP](08/19/2015) [-]

Thank you kindly. I'll be posting another comp today, tomorrow, and Friday to catch up. I like and shoot for posting one a week and will go back to that if people are still interested after this glut.

#27 - lordsaucy (08/19/2015) [-]

i was making out wit my huny wen i got a phone call: "wat r u doing wit my dauter???" i told her but she said: "my dad iz ded!!!!!!!1"

#41 - proassmofo (08/20/2015) [-]

I always preferred the one sentence tale myself. Gustav, had he not decided to defecate outside the girl's dormitory that last night of summer camp, may never have met his second wife Mari.

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#5 - nationalanthem (08/19/2015) [-]

Weak... sorry

But these aren't anywhere near as good as the "two sentece horror stories"
you guys, remember those right?

"A girl heard her mother calling from the kitchen. as she got to the stairs, her mother pulled her into her room, covering her mouth, saying "I Heard that, too!"

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#7 to #5 - btschweitzer [OP](08/19/2015) [-]

Yeah who could forget the best stories of an entire subreddit cherrypicked by Buzzfeed?

#16 to #7 - JHoYouKnow (08/19/2015) [-]

It must be hard to be that defensive

#39 - WakaTakaBang (08/20/2015) [-]

Strangers- friends- lovers- strangers.

4 word story.

#25 - duthar ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]

Alone, lost, and cold, the man laughed and said at least things couldn't get any worse. The voice behind him disagreed.

#29 to #25 - btschweitzer [OP](08/19/2015) [-]

Not bad. Haven't seen the concept before at least.

#31 to #29 - nimba (08/19/2015) [-]

The last living man on earth sat alone in his house - then the telephone rang.

#33 to #31 - btschweitzer [OP](08/19/2015) [-]

That - along with Hemingway's - are the biggest influences on me wanting to write two sentence stories. I doubt I'll ever have quite their brevity but I can try.

#30 - fazbear (08/19/2015) [-]

These are some damn fine stories, even if they are short.

#32 to #30 - btschweitzer [OP](08/19/2015) [-]

Thanks for thinking so. Glad you enjoyed them.

#3 - kanedam ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]

once again:

beneath average. sorry pal

#9 to #3 - btschweitzer [OP](08/19/2015) [-]

I know I have a long way to go and I'm sorry you disliked my work but I'm planning to start hosting competitions on my site every month so people can contribute their own stories starting October-ish. Already trying to line up a few photographers to use their work as prompts and everything.

#13 to #9 - kanedam ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]

so... you take criticism of your work that way? replying alright but thumbing me down for not liking your work?

#26 - anon (08/19/2015) [-]

lame half assed

#24 - anon (08/19/2015) [-]

"Two sentence" stories

Kek

#43 - hurpfry ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]

I expected the alarm clock one to be that someone else kept hitting the snooze button and that he lived alone.

#44 to #43 - btschweitzer [OP](09/28/2015) [-]

You are a bit behind in the times my friend. I posted this comp awhile back. Have you checked out some of my newer stuff? And if you really interested in writing two sentence stories consider entering the contest I'm hosting in October: www.btschweitzer.com/contests/contestoctober2015/. Hope you enjoy!