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Two Sentence Stories - Halloween Part 2. It's today!!!!!!!! FunnyJunk I am so excited that Halloween is today. Seriously post your best horror gifs and images i

It's today!!!!!!!! FunnyJunk I am so excited that Halloween is today. Seriously post your best horror gifs and images in the comments. Hope these stories help get you in the mood for the best holiday of the year!

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Two Sentence Stories Halloween Part 2 - This one!

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#1 - sinery (10/31/2015) [-]

***** , they ****** ?

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#2 to #1 - psychadelicace (10/31/2015) [-]

Yes

#4 to #2 - btschweitzer [OP](10/31/2015) [-]

Can confirm. It's not fanfic when the author writes it. also the guys probably still died.....

#8 to #4 - anon (10/31/2015) [-]

Bull dick isn't big tho

Kinda why people slap horsecocks onto them

#9 to #8 - btschweitzer [OP](11/01/2015) [-]

Both curious and concerned that you know that information.

#12 to #9 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]

That funny moment when you know that bull cock is a foot longer than horse cock doe... Though funnyjunk taught me that. /funny_pictures/1639169/Animal/

#13 to #12 - btschweitzer [OP](11/01/2015) [-]

I applaud you good sir. I'll file that under things "I didn't need to know but will SOMEHOW use".

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#14 to #1 - thechosentroll (11/01/2015) [-]

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#3 - elsenortamatoe (10/31/2015) [-]

Sounds like most jobs

#5 to #3 - btschweitzer [OP](10/31/2015) [-]

I used to work at McDonald's. That was the point.

#15 - spartantoaster (11/01/2015) [-]

I got one.

All it does is stare at me, with it 's jaw hanging open and piercing black eyes that only seem to follow me. I'm just glad it seems to be stuck in the mirror...

#25 to #15 - darthdingo (11/14/2015) [-]

Same;
As another migraine began,he wondered why Sammy began to bark at him. As the smokey being bit into her master's head, Sammy hoped she could make it go away with enough barking.

#18 to #15 - thedutchs (11/01/2015) [-]

daaaaaaaaaamn

#20 to #15 - btschweitzer [OP](11/01/2015) [-]

Mirrors are creepy.
Also consider entering my November 2015 Contest www.btschweitzer.com/contests/contestnovember2015/. Moment of shameless self promotion over.

#6 - derivat (10/31/2015) [-]

I see you're listening to to th criticism you're getting. Good job!

#7 to #6 - btschweitzer [OP](10/31/2015) [-]

Thanks! I do try to improve with every batch given what people say but if I'm being honest these are a mix between my newer and older work. Hopefully the set from November show the most improvement yet.

#10 - phantomcrest ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]

could you post the links in the comments so i can just click on them??

#11 to #10 - btschweitzer [OP](11/01/2015) [-]

Yeah. I'll probably be doing that in the future. Someone mentioned it earlier but I had already scheduled these posts at the time.

#17 - captainprincess (11/01/2015) [-]

#21 to #17 - btschweitzer [OP](11/01/2015) [-]

I don't see how that is different from what I originally wrote.

#23 to #21 - captainprincess (11/01/2015) [-]

I didn't suggest it would be

#16 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**These are pretty dang good compared to before: was marginally spooked.

#22 to #16 - btschweitzer [OP](11/01/2015) [-]

Glad you approve.

#19 - brawnyjavo ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]

Carnies have no souls. Apparently.

#24 to #19 - btschweitzer [OP](11/01/2015) [-]

Approximately. But the reason for the story is that it belongs in the bigger microcosm I call Cornville Central Carnival which is all about a traveling show in the Midwest which should explain the soulessness already .