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Two Sentence Stories #11

 
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Two Sentence Stories #11. Here's comp #11 (unofficially #13 because of bonuses). I'm happy to announce that I have some big plans for the month of October so yo

Here's comp #11 (unofficially #13 because of bonuses). I'm happy to announce that I have some big plans for the month of October so you guys may be seeing more than just the usual weekly comp and I will also be hosting a writing contest on my site in case anybody wants to show me how it's done. Here's the link: www.btschweitzer.com/contests/contestoctober2015/. I've been working hard and I hope that by the next comp's release I'll be able to formally say I'm published in print so keep your fingers crossed for me FunnyJunk brethren! As always I'm open to feedback and suggestions how to improve my writing. And brace yourselves Murderous Zambonis are coming!


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Two Sentence Stories #11. Here's comp #11 (unofficially #13 because of bonuses). I'm happy to announce that I have some big plans for the month of October so yo
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Two Sentence Stories #11. Here's comp #11 (unofficially #13 because of bonuses). I'm happy to announce that I have some big plans for the month of October so yo
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Two Sentence Stories #11. Here's comp #11 (unofficially #13 because of bonuses). I'm happy to announce that I have some big plans for the month of October so yo
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Two Sentence Stories #11. Here's comp #11 (unofficially #13 because of bonuses). I'm happy to announce that I have some big plans for the month of October so yo
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Two Sentence Stories #11. Here's comp #11 (unofficially #13 because of bonuses). I'm happy to announce that I have some big plans for the month of October so yo

+50 Thumbs to Keep Posting My Work or -25 to Cease and Desist Assaulting Your Perception Orbs with my Fiction

Previous Comps:
Some Two Sentence Stories (#1) - /channel/morbid-channel/Some+two+sentenc e+stories/XtecLKg/
More Two Sentence Stories (#2) -/channel/morbid-channel/More+two+senten ce+stories/funny-pictures/5625063/
Two Sentence Stories #3 - /channel/morbid-channel/Two+sentence+sto ries+3/dzpcLqm/
Two Sentence Stories - One Month! (Bonus Comp) - /channel/morbid-channel/Two+sentence+sto ries+one+month/pmTdLcz/
Two Sentence Stories #4 - /channel/morbid-channel/Two+sentence+sto ries+4/GnTdLTa/
Two Sentence Stories #5 - /channel/morbid-channel/Two+sentence+sto ries+5/anTdLna/
Two Sentence Stories #6 - /channel/morbid-channel/Two+sentence+sto ries+6/bnTdLoa/
Two Sentence Stories #7 - /channel/morbid-channel/Two+sentence+sto ries+7/BogdLOb/
Two Sentence Stories #8 - channel/morbid-channel/Two+sentence+stor ies+8/wqjdLjd/
Two Sentence Stories #9 - /channel/morbid-channel/Two+sentence+sto ries+9/plrdLcy/
Two Sentence Stories - 100 Supporters! (Bonus Comp) - /channel/morbid-channel/Two+sentence+sto ries+100+supporters/ovtdLbi/
Two Sentence Stories #10 - /channel/morbid-channel/Two+sentence+sto ries+10/xvtdLki/
Two Sentence Stories #11 - This one!
Two Sentence Stories #12 - WIll be released on 10/02

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Submitted: 09/25/2015
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User avatar #2 - santamansan (09/25/2015) [-]
I'm sorry for being stupid, but could someone explain the car/bike/walking thing for me?

Did someone go back in time and remove these innovations from history, causing them to change their mode of transport to dynamically or what?

Jokexplain ?
Sciencexplain ?
User avatar #3 to #2 - jokexplain (09/26/2015) [-]
You're looking waaaaaay too deep

the two guys were always on bicycles, and they were just sitting there going "vroom vroom"
User avatar #4 to #3 - santamansan (09/26/2015) [-]
Ok thanks man
#8 to #4 - btschweitzer [OP](09/26/2015) [-]
Sorry I've been a bad OP! Today was just hectic for me with work. Jokexplain is correct. Feel free to bug me if you have any other questions or if I can be a help. Gods FunnyJunk mobile is acting up badly tonight.
User avatar #9 to #8 - santamansan (09/26/2015) [-]
You're Arne tat all a bad op.
These comps are pretty neat

Thanks for making them
#12 to #9 - btschweitzer [OP](09/26/2015) [-]
Thanks! I'm trying to cut my teeth as a writer so I know I still need to improve but I'm trying to get my stuff out there too.
User avatar #11 - tittylovin (09/26/2015) [-]
Run on sentences with M. Night Shamalyman level twists. So ******* clever.
User avatar #1 - traks (09/25/2015) [-]
As always, enjoyed!
#5 to #1 - btschweitzer [OP](09/26/2015) [-]
Glad to hear!
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#10 - kanedam ONLINE (09/26/2015) [-]
i just get the feeling you dont get better at this... and it still isnt good.
sorry pal.
#14 - vetrngrbando (10/25/2015) [-]
noice
#13 - anon (10/25/2015) [-]
these r good
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