Truly morbid

It's pretty obvious what he was trying to say:
once, (sayin hed only have the sex once) with that girl youd have sex once then have a stump for a dick (clearly saying that with the girl you'd only have sex once, then would have a stump for a dick).
Moron.

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#159 to #46 - trolocaust (05/29/2012) [-]

I detest your defamation of my glorious state. We Oklahomans are a proud people, with a rich, diverse heritage!

Jk. I drove a tractor today and in the past week I have gone fishing no less than 3 times.

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#97 to #46 - zombifier ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-]

So you do have grammer text books? Then why is your grammer so horrible?

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#57 to #37 - bollocksonabus (05/29/2012) [-]

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#53 - diespitris ONLINE (05/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Pic somewhat related.

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#54 to #53 - thumbpadawan (05/29/2012) [-]

Sorry

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#25 - malibumelon (05/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)

i dont really understand this logic, you guys always want to put your dick in a girls mouth... which has teeth... and the ability to bite.

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#26 to #25 - supercrazyhaha (05/29/2012) [-]

is that an offer?

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#28 to #25 - adzo (05/29/2012) [-]

Teeth in a vagina would be harder to control than those in a mouth.

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#49 to #28 - WolfPrince (05/29/2012) [-]

Plus the vagina teeth are apparently similar to shark teeth.

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#65 to #49 - babyjesuspwnage (05/29/2012) [-]

are we talking about this shit like its real now?

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#151 to #65 - RisenLichen ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-]

there have been a lot of stories about vaginal teeth. and its not like its completely impossible for it to happen, there are just...no documented cases.

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#128 - PowerToThePeople **User deleted account** (05/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)

mfw I'm gay

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#135 to #128 - Nails (05/29/2012) [-]

you still have buttholes to worry about

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#142 to #135 - spacehawk (05/29/2012) [-]

Unless he's the reciever

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#150 to #142 - IamEllis (05/29/2012) [-]

TOUCHDOWWWWN!!!!

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#143 to #142 - mitchumsthegreat (05/29/2012) [-]

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#82 - selbs ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-]

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#62 - upunkpunk (05/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)

I HAVEN'T EVEN JERKED OFF SINCE EASTER

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#81 to #62 - toguro (05/29/2012) [-]

that's the only line that makes it worth watching

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#86 to #62 - hardekoning (05/29/2012) [-]

?!?! impossible!

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#67 - swimmingprodigy (05/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)

My friend told me about this movie; it's the one where the chick has a bitey vag, right?

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#71 to #67 - OMG (05/29/2012) [-]

"bitey vag" ...what a legendary phrase xD

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#85 to #71 - rompson (05/29/2012) [-]

Could be used as slang for a chick with STD's

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#75 to #71 - comunistmonkey (05/29/2012) [-]

There is no sentance that cannot be made better by adding those words....

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#94 to #75 - DemonMatt (05/29/2012) [-]

The quick brown fox jumps over the bitey vag dog.

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#72 to #71 - swimmingprodigy (05/29/2012) [-]

I have a few quirky sayings that I use in rotation. This one I made up on the spot though; I've never been in a position to be able to use 'bitey vag' before and probably never will be again lol

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#95 to #67 - acompletedumbass **User deleted account** (05/29/2012) [-]

"Bitey vag" made me laugh so hard my eyes started to water and I nearly choked on my saliva. Congratulations.

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#112 - veneficium (05/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)

i havent seen the movie, but my friend told me it wasnt something i'd want to watch

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#118 to #112 - ishalltroll (05/29/2012) [-]

its a retarded movie about women whose vaginas eat people, especially dicks

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#125 to #118 - gabbylizm **User deleted account** (05/29/2012) [-]

i thought it was a reference to blowjobs and that when the woman uses her teeth it hurts

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#129 to #125 - ishalltroll (05/29/2012) [-]

Nope, dickeating vaginas.

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#160 to #112 - annhilator (05/29/2012) [-]

same ..

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#116 - sweateagle (05/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Every rose has its thorns...

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#169 to #116 - anthonyd (05/30/2012) [-]

EVERY COWBOY SINGS A SAD, SAD SONG!

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#108 - uncleredonk (05/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)

One of the best films out there! it's clearly up there with Troll 2 and Human Centipede 2!

10/10

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#138 to #108 - kafudamapla (05/29/2012) [-]

Dude it was awful...

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#2 - boogeymansam (05/29/2012) [-]

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

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#144 - deathskream (05/29/2012) [-]

MFW I read the comments. Also, its on netflix.

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#140 - RollerRolledRoll (05/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I found that movie exceedingly hard to masturbate to...

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#167 to #140 - msustlsr (05/29/2012) [-]

your picture and comment contradict

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#66 - jedetestevous (05/29/2012) [-]

i watched that movie on my computer... my mom was behind me....... hfw it was done

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#19 - squirtygoat (05/29/2012) [-]

DO NOT WANT

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#146 - thesmilyingdawg (05/29/2012) [-]

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#124 - mrvorhees (05/29/2012) [-]

This movie still has NOTHING on the Human Centipede 2. I've seen both, and HC2 was hands down the most disgusting movie I have ever seen.

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#29 - jcllcj (05/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)

What its just a rose with sharp tee- OH GOD NO

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#41 to #29 - N. Korean citizen (05/29/2012) [-]

The movie is about the condition Vagina Dentista.... She has hooked teeth in her vag that bite off guys dicks....

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Truly morbid

another reason to masterbate

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