Truly morbid. Try sleeping now... ha ha. vagina.. Doesn't matter, had sex Truly morbid Try sleeping now ha vagina Doesn't matter had sex
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#55 - jmrking **User deleted account**
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#180 to #55 - effervescent **User deleted account**
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#468 to #180 - tvogr
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#57 to #55 - compass
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Which means you were never really born. You were just removed, like a cancerous growth. ******* freak.
#60 to #57 - jmrking **User deleted account**
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#281 to #60 - EdwardNigma
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But you were still in your fathers balls.
And exited through the shaft.
And touched the top and everything.
And went inside your mothers vagina.
And later sucked on her boobies.

Have I traumatised you yet?
User avatar #82 to #60 - eddievh
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I always "hear" that GIF when I see it
User avatar #302 to #60 - thereactionfolder
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Now you just sound like OP
User avatar #265 to #60 - danniegurl
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the girl next to me started playing "i'm sexy and i know it" right when it says "wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah" and it works perfectly
#66 to #57 - braedenclarkejanze
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lol I was a c-section too and this is ******* hilarious
lol I was a c-section too and this is ******* hilarious
User avatar #61 to #57 - kikkilinu
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Well, according to Macbeth, I wasn't born of woman. I was taken away from her.
And my dad left a few years ago.
Therefore, I am technically an orphan.
**** yeah, I'm a superhero.
#467 to #57 - lolmasterx
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I was a C-Section baby.
Apparently, my mom tried to get me out the normal way, but my head was too big, so when they cut me out, it was cone-sharped for about five hours.
#464 to #57 - westsydebestsyde
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Im a c section and what is this
#463 to #57 - damngodit
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#462 to #57 - iamzombie
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But... i was a C-section
User avatar #421 to #57 - lightninghedgehog
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which means he can (and me, because i was a c-section too) kill macbeth.
User avatar #420 to #57 - herecomesjohnny
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as a c-section result, this is the best comment i've read in quite a while..
User avatar #5 - Geviystir
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Doesn't matter, had sex
#257 - goldc
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#271 to #257 - anon id: 41f8bca9
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OH give this man all your thumbs
User avatar #280 to #257 - dustyshane
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I actually was. Thank god.
#274 to #257 - samkovacs
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A Gif for your victory.
A Gif for your victory.
#259 to #257 - juspate **User deleted account**
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User avatar #105 - FroogleBerry
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Oh my god! I had a penis when I was born!? Where the hell did it go!? I want it back! I never wanted to be a woman!
#112 to #105 - thepalmtoptiger
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Lesbianssssssss
User avatar #113 to #112 - FroogleBerry
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I don't like seafood. ;D
User avatar #132 to #113 - amozi
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you can have my dead friend's
#131 to #113 - amozi
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#405 - Blackarican
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jokes on you, i was a miscarriage.
User avatar #357 - themroshawottguy
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Jokes on you fag, I have a vagina.
#396 - vietka
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I don't have a penis.
#400 to #396 - anon id: 0f1fa04c
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then you scissored your mother on the way out
#409 to #400 - vietka
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That would be a truly impossible angle, my good man.   
   
I would have had to have come out like a cheerleader.    
   
   
No.
That would be a truly impossible angle, my good man.

I would have had to have come out like a cheerleader.


No.
#151 - mainerva
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I never realized there are a lot of people from C - sec here.
#419 - lolfire
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Fixed.
#119 - nithorry
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Not me, i was deliverd via Cesarean.

U MAD, mother *******?
User avatar #124 to #119 - sugarcupcakes
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I personally would never have a C-section if I had a choice because it's more painful during the thing and recovery time is a lot longer and painful.

But oh well I know you probably don't care about my opinions, sorry for wasting your time.

P.s I have no penis so are you mad?
#126 to #124 - nithorry
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well my mother had not choice...so, yeah...

this is real awkward
#133 to #124 - thamuz
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They said I was found strapped to a bomb rail on one of the fighters at an airforce base.

Was I supposed to be a weapon of mass destruction?