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#1 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
This is ******* disturbing, I can't believe we're allowed to find videos like this while just casually browsing


Vertical filmed videos should be banned
#49 to #1 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
what a pussy
#58 to #1 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
honestly i don't understand why you can't constantly film a square that's bigger than the phone screen.
User avatar #4 - camzore (12/04/2015) [-]
crazy dude with machete in street part 2

Source, according to a commentor the context is:

"The guy with the machete lives in the same complex the filmer is in. The guys driving the two cars are pimps. The machete dude harasses hookers and smashed multiple cars before the cars came to get revenge."
User avatar #87 to #4 - smartythechicken ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
so he tried to break the pimps cars
seems fair
#60 to #4 - mybackpacksgotjets (12/05/2015) [-]
And in Oakland, corner of international blvd and 37th ave. So basically a Tuesday evening in, well, oakland california.
#61 to #60 - camzore (12/05/2015) [-]
I like to think that the government intentionally created these ****** up areas as an irl PVP ground like you would find in an MMO or something so they could place bets on which faction nig nogs vs crackheads or some **** would win.
#65 to #61 - mybackpacksgotjets (12/05/2015) [-]
Haha well your not far off at all, you HAVE to have low income and basically terrible areas cause you surely don't want them near your safe gated community once your in office. But bets, yeah that just comes with the nature of boredom setting in and seeing how far you can let gangs go before someone needs to intervene.
User avatar #88 to #4 - artyomthebadass (12/09/2015) [-]
Almost sounds like a GTA mission
#10 to #4 - miwauturu ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
"The cars came to get revenge" makes it sound like the beginning of the robot apocalypse. ******* self driving cars beating the **** out of people.
User avatar #45 to #28 - thempc (12/05/2015) [-]
that movie was one of those movies that was so **** it was hilarious
#85 to #45 - ebdac (12/05/2015) [-]
If you like those kind of movies
#8 - nebuelaeus (12/04/2015) [-]
>Dude walking around with a machete
>gets ran over like 5 times, still up and running
"he can come up here if he wants to, i'll beat the **** out dis ***** right now"

some people are over confident.
User avatar #11 to #8 - zaperzero (12/04/2015) [-]
Would you be in your prime after getting hit by cars? Do you think you'd be in perfect shape to fight someone of a decent build who is confident in their normal physical capabilities?
User avatar #12 to #11 - angelious ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
the fact that this ************ stood up after getting hit by a car five times already showcases that there is nothing a mortal man can do to stop him
User avatar #15 to #12 - zaperzero (12/04/2015) [-]
A camel can easily carry a whole bale of hay, but the phrase "the straw that broke the camel's back" is still drawing parallels to the final hay that is the point at which it's too much. 5 hits from a car may be impressive to take, but being able to fight on par with another able bodied man after that would be in a league of its own.
User avatar #16 to #15 - angelious ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
being able to take five cars to the face and keep on walking is on leagues of its own ***** !

even terminator didnt get back up so fast after getting hit by a car. that cracka is unstoppable.
User avatar #17 to #16 - zaperzero (12/04/2015) [-]
The terminator also didn't rag-doll out of the full force of the impact and I believe he was hit by a car going much faster. There's a difference between a 20 mph knock down and a full force impact of a 70 mph slam. On top of that, there's a pretty big difference between being hit by 5 cars and standing back up and being hit by 5 cars and being able to kick another fully grown man's ass. Have you ever tried to beat the **** out of a guy your size? Imagine doing that while you have multiple broken ribs he could hit dead on for significantly more pain, and possibly stabbing them into your lungs. Hell, he could probably just make it a war of attrition and the adrenaline keeping you going would just fade with time and the overwhelming pain from being hit by cars 5 times would just take over and drop you. Also, the cars were going in reverse, so it's not like they topped their speed out. Hell, one of them looked like he could have just hopped on top of the car at the speed it was going at.
#18 to #17 - angelious ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
okay how obvious do i have to get before you understand me and nebuelaeus are joking?
User avatar #21 to #18 - zaperzero (12/04/2015) [-]
There are shockingly idiotic people myself being one of them obviously, cus you played me like a fiddle. So bear with me if I don't get it at first.
User avatar #22 to #18 - commoncrunch ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
But why?
User avatar #19 to #11 - sackit ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
My friends father got hit by a taxi in NY, People tough he was hurt
he only got 1 bruce Bad english on his arm.
#29 to #19 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
The word you're looking for is bruise. And being run over, the damage depends on the way you get hit, lots of factors to take into account.
User avatar #36 to #29 - sackit ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Yeah he never told me how serius he got run over, so it might have been in slow speed
#63 to #11 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
Bitch, he's got a machete and is full of adrenaline. **** your Logic-Fu, you dead
User avatar #74 to #63 - zaperzero (12/05/2015) [-]
But what if the guy in the apartment has his Superior Japanese Katana. I'm sure a weeb like you would know about the fine art of Nipon Steel being folded billions of times for a perfect edge to each sword.
#41 to #11 - shiphotel ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
adrenline can make people do some crazy ****
#52 to #41 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
And drugs. Don't forget drugs.
#3 - whatdoyawant (12/04/2015) [-]
GIF
wasnt expecting the 2nd car..that was ****** good..and then he wants more..meths a hell of a drug.
User avatar #25 - mendelevium (12/05/2015) [-]
> ***** 600 times
"Sorry I gotta spit" - whitest voice ever

#53 to #25 - dangler ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
I assume that he watches anime. Black people that watch anime (went to a 6A high school in Mississippi, so I'm an expert on the matter) tend to have different modes, with almost all of them having a white mode and a black mode. A majority of these people have a default setting of white mode, but can be triggered by things such as ***** moments to enter their black mode. Within these states of black mode, there are indeed things that can temporarily trigger white mode as well, such as the need to refrain from speaking for any reason, the realization of the presence of white (on the inside) girls (as they tend to use their white mode in an attempt to attract these girls), the need to apologize for anything, or the presence of authority figures. In the case of discussion or presence of anime, the activation of white mode or black mode seems to vary from one individual to another.
The individual from the video seems to be the standard anime-watching negro. Default setting is white, but at the sound of violence, he enters black mode in order to film the scene. He then takes a pause from speaking in order to spit, thus entering white mode, wherein he feels the desire to apologize for the interruption of his speech, and then once again enters black mode given the continuation of the nearby violence.

Bear in mind, there are outlying cases of anime-watching negroids that have what we researchers call a "blackness slider" instead of modes, and some that don't seem to have variation at all, and exhibit solely white or black behavior.
User avatar #89 to #53 - Jenisist (12/12/2015) [-]
Hey another Mississippian, whats up.

And yeah I've never see anybody explain this phenomena until now, good job dude.
User avatar #90 to #89 - dangler ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Technically I'm a Coloradoan. Hotty toddy til I die tho
User avatar #91 to #90 - Jenisist (12/12/2015) [-]
Yooooo hotty toddy back at you man, you still pulling the 9 to 5 in Oxford? I've probably seen you before lol.
User avatar #92 to #91 - dangler ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
I sit in my house all day and occasionally go to class
User avatar #93 to #92 - Jenisist (12/12/2015) [-]
i understand
User avatar #94 to #93 - dangler ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Vidya > skrool
User avatar #75 to #53 - Shadow Guardian (12/05/2015) [-]
I thank you for your contribution to racial-based anime science.
User avatar #77 to #75 - dangler ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
It is my firm legitimate, not sarcastic belief, that anime shall be a major contributor to the salvation of black America.

Every black person I've known that grew up in a ****** neighborhood and now leads a good, wholesome life watches anime.
#2 - skelebones (12/04/2015) [-]
this is why you dont do drugs kids.
#26 to #2 - recoveryone (12/05/2015) [-]
GIF
I dunno man, this dude did drugs and got super human endurance...
#55 to #26 - goldmanpartyz (12/05/2015) [-]
I am morally obligated to upvote any RVB content.
#42 - moomootv (12/05/2015) [-]
He shouldnt have brought a knife to a car fight.
User avatar #46 - keybladewarrior (12/05/2015) [-]
Boy, GTA Online's new update looks dope.
#30 - gaffateip ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #32 to #30 - lolmonade ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
what,
User avatar #34 to #32 - gaffateip ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Don't worry.
The woman was carrying a bucket of white paint, and someone photoshopped the white to red
User avatar #35 to #34 - lolmonade ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
i didnt worry. cus you know, people dont just explode from being hit by a car.
I just wanted an answer to what the ****
User avatar #54 to #30 - kkkomics (12/05/2015) [-]
******* bloody mess perk
#56 - mikasuh (12/05/2015) [-]
What a ******* legend, the little **** got his ass run and then he ******* gets up.
User avatar #50 - Thebiggeorgy (12/05/2015) [-]
This ***** is running purely on adrenaline, I know first hand because I've been hit by a truck on my motorcycle and stood back up like that, but my ribs were ****** an hour later
User avatar #51 to #50 - MuahahaOfLore [OP](12/05/2015) [-]
pure adrenaline and pcp
User avatar #9 - bradyrussell (12/04/2015) [-]
Why the **** do women think that screaming like hyenas is going to help anything?
#47 to #9 - installation ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Well, the police showed up. I'm pretty sure if you make a lot of noise, there is an increased chance that people will notice you.
User avatar #69 to #9 - zaggystirdust (12/05/2015) [-]
Petty sure screaming is a natural response to danger, it's not like she's doing it on purpose.

Like when you watch a scarry movie and you jump when something pops at you.
You didn't jump because you wanted to, but because your mind wanted you to.
User avatar #23 to #9 - asotil (12/04/2015) [-]
The attention of males is being taken from them. Inability to do anything mixed with lack of interest drives them into a terrified frenzy
User avatar #13 to #9 - angelious ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
its called panic.
User avatar #7 - gypsydude (12/04/2015) [-]
GTA 5 in a nutshell
User avatar #66 - chaosraptor (12/05/2015) [-]
wait
reminds me

one time phanact told us he got hit by a car

is this the official video?
User avatar #67 to #66 - phanact (12/05/2015) [-]
Yes
User avatar #70 to #67 - chaosraptor (12/05/2015) [-]
**chaosraptor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**chaosraptor rolls Kawaii desu uguu.**
why is phanact so angry at life
User avatar #72 to #70 - phanact (12/05/2015) [-]
because weeaboos
User avatar #73 to #72 - chaosraptor (12/05/2015) [-]
so thats why you fired mudkip from being a mod

orange dude ******* hates weebs
User avatar #76 to #73 - phanact (12/05/2015) [-]
mudkip isnt a weeb hes cool
weebs arent cool
User avatar #78 to #76 - chaosraptor (12/05/2015) [-]
> weeb = likes japanese stuff
> mudkip = drawn in japan

User avatar #80 to #78 - phanact (12/05/2015) [-]
yeah but pokemon are cool

they're not even really anime at this point
User avatar #81 to #80 - chaosraptor (12/05/2015) [-]
not enough titties to be anime

except that one episode james got implants
User avatar #82 to #81 - phanact (12/05/2015) [-]
yeah the BANNED episode
#83 to #82 - chaosraptor (12/05/2015) [-]
kinda wondered

a japanese cartoon... made for AMERICA the land of tits and guns. and yet usa banned the boobs and the gun episodes
User avatar #62 - leightonsolomon (12/05/2015) [-]
Here's the rest of the video.
crazy dude with machete in street part 3(final)
User avatar #48 - toosexyforyou (12/05/2015) [-]
Yeah definitely rooting for the cars while watching this
#44 - deescalation (12/05/2015) [-]
Is this anime?
User avatar #39 - gedoushinken (12/05/2015) [-]
It's a prank, bro!
User avatar #38 - alleksi ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
His inner white man leaked out a bit after that spit.
User avatar #33 - djlonthree (12/05/2015) [-]
this made me so happy, am i a bad peroson for that?
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