This happens more than I'd like to admit. . pounces on you and grows your butt" :33 lol just kidding, how are you kittycat “my” meoww Hi I where were you two we
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

This happens more than I'd like to admit

pounces on you and grows your butt" :33 lol just
kidding, how are you kittycat “my” meoww
Hi I
where were you two weeks ago sexy girl? IE
Iwas studying for my OE exam and had to miss the
meeting
LOL i bet you were doing something else El :33
one of THOSE nights “my”
Iwas reading an etymology dictionary
well ifyou say so IE i can only imagine your body then..
whispers in your ear“ want to know a secret? :33
ithink i might know someone “who has a crush on
you Cii) “my” you' ll never" know LOL
glomps* :33
Okay
you' re so cute :33 "hugs you accidentally touches your
chest"
what are you thinking about sexy? “my” i' m thinking about
youa
chan El
i bet you have a boyfriend :33 what' s his name? “my”
touches your hand“ i can' t wait to see you next week
my” my heart is pounding fast
...
+1005
Views: 60420
Favorited: 165
Submitted: 11/18/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to kkrriissttiinnee Subscribe to morbid-channel E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(554):

[ 554 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #31 - gabrielgray (11/18/2013) [+] (178 replies)
stickied by kkrriissttiinnee
This reminds me of that one (´・ω・`) kid that was obsessed with a girl.
User avatar #49 - bigblacknegro (11/18/2013) [+] (14 replies)
he's raping this emoticon ":3"
User avatar #52 to #49 - karson (11/18/2013) [-]
:3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
*hugs you and accidentally slaps you in face with dick*

:3
User avatar #1 - mrmarcooler (11/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I like that you placed it in morbid. It just feels like the perfect way of saying exactly what you mean about these people, without actually saying anything. Passive-aggressiveness at it's finest.

10/10 will thumb.
#26 - potatos ONLINE (11/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Ah, yes.
Every female's dream - a pouncing manchild who accidentally touches your chest in a facebook chat.
#14 - Maroon (11/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What the **** ? This is an actual message you got from an actual human being?
#53 - pappathethird (11/18/2013) [-]
and then ...
User avatar #12 - chuckbillrow (11/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
the blue woman is nothing short of a saint for putting up with the advances of the obviously retarded red gentleman
#86 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (11/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
MFW I actually know people who speak like this
#105 - deletedmyaccount (11/18/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I really love when guys talk to me like they're some sort of autistic otaku mentally challenged homosexual.
#17 - anorselegend (11/18/2013) [-]
Oh god... I... I feel dirty...
Oh god... I... I feel dirty...
#57 - laxwarriord (11/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Im sorry, what in the actual 						****					 is a glomp?
Im sorry, what in the actual **** is a glomp?
#37 - ehzio (11/18/2013) [-]
Wait a second, I've seen girls going like this before, but this is a guy? What? why?
#96 - envinite (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
*screaming internally* :33 this made me cringe lol ^w^     
i bet this was made by those retarded baka chan *hugs while accidentally ejaculate to K-ON dvd cover* LOL :33333333333      
    
   
 I need a really cold bath after writing this
*screaming internally* :33 this made me cringe lol ^w^
i bet this was made by those retarded baka chan *hugs while accidentally ejaculate to K-ON dvd cover* LOL :33333333333


I need a really cold bath after writing this
#41 - minorian ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Gotta admit I cringed at one point.
#3 - classygentleman (11/18/2013) [-]
Cancer
#6 - vissova (11/18/2013) [-]
This person needs to die
#59 - gabemczombie (11/18/2013) [-]
Highly disturbing
Highly disturbing
#18 - freaxxshow ONLINE (11/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Comment Picture
#4 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I can't believe there's actually people like this...
[ 554 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)