The original NOPE Comp

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#2 - stealingbikes [OP](02/12/2015) [-]

stickied by stealingbikes

I should've specified first NOPE comp to be posted to FJ, heh

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#11 - abyssinion (02/12/2015) [-]

>Started college, like... 5 years ago-ish
>Living in ****** bachelor apartment in ghettoville (there was literally a cop car parked outside my apartment every night, as like ~5 nights a week, the police were going to be called to my apartment building for something anyway)
>Bunch of weird stuff been happening there lately, feeling like I'm being watched, feel like someone touches/grabs me, hear noises ect
>Have been having serious insomnia, only getting a few hours (like, ******* 3) of sleep a week
>Born with mental problems that include hallucinations
>I just chalk it all up to me being a sleep deprived crazy person
>Reading while sitting on my bed one night
>In peripherals see flash of white dart behind couch
>...Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>Before I can go back to reading, see similar flash of white dart behind kitchen counter
> ***************
>I've had hallucinations before, but they were never very vivid, this was already more detailed than anything else I'd seen, the flashes looked like white cloth quickly getting yoinked behind the objects
>Looking around apartment, kinda creeped
>Look towards the kitchen, suddenly explosive fight/flight response triggers
>Watwatwat
>Brain is screaming "RUN JUST ******* RUN"
>Before I can figure out wtf is going on something launches itself from behind the kitchen counter to the opposite wall, and starts crawling across it at what feels like ******* mach 4, straight towards me
>In the next second or two, before I blacked out from sheer terror, this is what I experienced
>I saw what it was, a girl, looking about 10 years old, long black hair, slightly tattered white dress with white lace around the cuffs + hem, pale skin, with a very slight bluish tint, and solid(entirely) black eyes (cliche sounding I know, but **** you it was horrifying)
>I heard her hands and feet thumping against the wall as she was tearing towards me, I could even hear a slight creaking of her joints
>She was probably got about 4 feet away from me, then I was out ******* stone cold
>Come to with a jolt, according to the clock, about an hour later
>Clothes/bed/me completely soaked in sweat
>I'm freezing, like painfuly cold, skin is purplish-black and even ice cold to the touch
>Rock back and forth on bed for an hour convincing myself it was just a very vivid hallucination

>That wasn't even when I noped

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#85 to #11 - anon (02/13/2015) [-]

can you even survive with 3hours sleep a week

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#143 to #85 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/13/2015) [-]

I will confirm that you can. But it makes you wish you were dead.
Some people are reported as having no need for sleep or sleeping like 2 hours a day and feeling completely refreshed.

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#174 to #143 - abyssinion (02/13/2015) [-]

"But it makes you wish you were dead."
Oh god yes.
My insomnia had gone into overdrive for about a month and a half, I was only able to sleep 1-3 hours every 2-3 days.
That 1-3 hours gave me plenty of energy, but I felt like I was dying still.

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#124 to #11 - leprechaunne (02/13/2015) [-]

Hey, would you mind if I asked what mental problem?
I promise I'm just as crazy

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#173 to #124 - abyssinion (02/13/2015) [-]

Doctors were never able to figure it out for sure, but they came to the conclusion it was some form of Schizoaffective + other problems.

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#177 to #173 - leprechaunne (02/15/2015) [-]

Sounds about right. Manic schizoaffective or depressive?
Also, I'm always up to talk if you want. I'm not technically a therapist but I have a huge background in it so I'm a good listener

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#178 to #177 - abyssinion (02/15/2015) [-]

It seems to be both manic and depressive.

What's always confused doctors is that is present clear signs of so many disorders, many of which are not supposed to be possible at the same time. After about 5 doctors admitted "this is beyond my abilities" and bumped me up the chain of command, I now have regular appointments with the deputy-head of the largest chain of psychiatric facilities in the area.

I've been tested on about every form of anti-psychotic in existence, none of which proved to be effective treatments, and was going to be tried on Clozapine (the final boss of anti-psychotics) since I more than met the restrictions, but since it had a greater chance of killing me than helping me, and I wouldn't be able to take the months spent in hospital under supervision while on it, I opted out.

My current doctor just tries to help regulate my symptoms when he can, as at this point it's impossible to make an actual diagnosis (Though the unofficial one is "Schizoaffective Sociopath, with severe Social Anxiety and a history of D.I.D"), so it's been left to me to figure out ways of managing the psychosis, with medication to help with the mood/anxiety disorders, so I can attempt to actually be a people.

TL;DR: I am the final boss of Psychiatry.

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#179 to #178 - leprechaunne (02/16/2015) [-]

Oh my god that diagnosis dude

Holy hell you're amazing. DID, Schizoaffective bipolar, APD, anxiety disorders, you're my wet dream as a diagnostician. I don't think you realize how much people would pay to test you hahaha

As a people and not a doctor, we're all born into a vessel. We've gotta live with it's quirks. You'll be alright lil ***** , just keep moving forward.

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#181 to #179 - abyssinion (02/17/2015) [-]

Thing is, I've actually wanted someone with that attitude.

Usually it's "This is too much" or "It'd be a waste of time trying to figure it out".

I'd much prefer a "Oh **** you're ****** up, and I want to figure out just how ****** up you are... then I guess we could try and fix you after..."

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#182 to #181 - leprechaunne (02/18/2015) [-]

Well don't worry, as soon as I finish my degree you'll be the first on my list haha The odds of your diagnosis is literally less than one in a million

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#136 to #11 - mrpkmon (02/13/2015) [-]

"That wasn't even when i noped" Made me laugh, nice balls OP

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#32 to #11 - mcburd (02/13/2015) [-]

Holy **** I've seen that exact same ******* girl, but never her face >>#29

When I read that description you gave I got fukken shivers

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#12 to #11 - abyssinion (02/12/2015) [-]

>Couple weeks later (have yet to tell anyone about my night of terror)
>Friend visiting
>He ends up taking a nap while I continue playing games
>After he wakes up, we're sitting on the couch going through my CDs, tells me he had a weird dream
>Dreamed he was at this really fancy restaurant
>Ended up scratching his butt and scolding himself thinking "No I should not do this at such a nice restaurant!"
>We laugh
>Say there was something weird about the dream though
>Says this little girl was running and ducking behind tables, no one was paying any attention to her
>...."What'd she look like?"
>"Long black hair, white dress with some lace and **** on it, didn't see her face but she was kinda creepy"
>nononononononono
>Suddenly a loud bang, as it feels like someone soccer kicked the one side of the couch, it actually moved to the one side from the force
>Friend jumps up shouting what the ****
>He freaks out a bit, because what the **** was that
>I play it cool, ya man wtf, while internally screaming
>I move the **** out of the apartment asap
>Over the next year, other friends who never knew of the event, described seeing the same little girl in their dreams and stuff, they noted her as she was completely out of place and had nothing to do with the dream.
>To this day i still enter full panic mode if I see any kind of white flash out of the corner of my eye
I didn't make a single god damn word of this up, it still ******* freaks me out just thinking about it 5-6 years later.

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#31 to #12 - spookyexplain (02/13/2015) [-]

nope, **** you **** you **** you

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#18 to #12 - vincatvangogh (02/12/2015) [-]

****** crazy my man. The worst I've ever had to deal with is knocking every ******* where in my house. Literally, you could go anywhere in my house, knock a random beat into the wall, and have it repeated a few feet away in a couple of seconds.

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#183 to #18 - stoneshit (02/18/2015) [-]

Priest, now

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#135 to #12 - akhar (02/13/2015) [-]

Dude, I'm never gonna live in a house that's more than 10 years old thanks to stories like yours. I'm really fortunate when it comes to paranormal stuff where I live. I'm in Southy Lyon in Michigan, which has a few ghost stories to it.

I count my blessings when I see stories like yours, we've only got one ghost here at our house, and all he does is close or open doors sometimes. We call him Joe. (Because someone once said "open the door Joe" in reference to what I think was an old family story, and right after that a door opened.)

Also I start to feel watched sometimes by something that wishes I'd leave after I've been downstairs on the elliptical trainer sometimes. None of that breath down your neck, sharp noises stuff, though, just a feeling.

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#29 - mcburd (02/13/2015) [-]

>Like 2 Your equivalent of like 8 years old
>Have bedroom with windows
>One facing woodsy area
>Curtains open, always are
>wake up in bed one night
>No clue why
>look over at window
>Hand slamming against window repeatedly
>Makes no noise
>Freak the **** out
>So spooked cant even use voice
>Curtains closed every night since.

Every few years, see young girl about 6-7 standing near that window, pale white skin, black hair, white dress. Hair isnt covering face but do not know what she looks like. Never been able to look ate her face.

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#35 to #29 - kilickateth (02/13/2015) [-]

I used to experience weird things similar to that when I was little. I had seen a cluster of smoke fly into my room and hover above my bed. I also would regularly crawl under my bed and have weird hallucinations with skeletons and what not. It was probably just your imagination if you had not seen this girl in years.

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#36 to #35 - mcburd (02/13/2015) [-]

I know, but that **** still scares me.

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#38 to #29 - ReignFox (02/13/2015) [-]

Themed account aside, that was hilarious

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#39 to #38 - mcburd (02/13/2015) [-]

But Im not a themed account

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#40 to #39 - ReignFox (02/13/2015) [-]

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#41 to #40 - mcburd (02/13/2015) [-]

....Right?

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#79 to #41 - thatoneguydotjpeg (02/13/2015) [-]

keep telling yourself that

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#104 to #79 - mcburd (02/13/2015) [-]

Well I mean, I dont think it counts if you post pictures of yourself, does it?

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#106 to #104 - thatoneguydotjpeg (02/13/2015) [-]

I suppose you're right like mine?

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#108 to #106 - mcburd (02/13/2015) [-]

Yes.

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#114 to #108 - thatoneguydotjpeg (02/13/2015) [-]

I like yours too

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#68 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2015) [-]

My house is haunted by an Italian family that died of Scarlet fever and a house fire in the 20's, and roughly 30 or so Heroin addicts who died of another fire in the 60's. I don't feel like telling the Italian family one because it's eh spooky, but the addicts on fire is a reason I won't go in my basement and this **** still happens to me

>Be me, 10 or so
>Home alone in summer, parents at work
>Fuse blows out
>No big deal, I know how to reset the box because padre showed me a few times
>Go into basement
>Basement has one lightbulb that flickers, not furnished, just decrepit wood, falling insulation, cracked stone, etc.
>Still like that **** why is the rent so damn high
>Suddenly massive chill
>Flip switch and press button, look on wall
>"Rickys J for Beatest H"
>wut
>Go upstairs and act like nothing happened. Mario Soccer *****
>Nightmare that night of a bunch of bleach white naked people with no eyes, malnourished and screaming rushing me from pitch black and grabbing me
> **** self next morning
>Fuse goes out again
>pls no
>Go downstairs
>Lightbulb explodes
>Hear someone running and growling, barefeet on concrete coming directly ******* at me
>woke up in bed, mom says she found me asleep by the pool with such bad sunburn I had blisters everywhere

This has a continuation but line break limit

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#69 to #68 - Sunburn (02/13/2015) [-]

I tried to wake you up with my gentle caresses... but it didn't work.

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#80 to #69 - stealingbikes [OP](02/13/2015) [-]

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#78 to #69 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2015) [-]

prick

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#87 to #78 - mrpkmon (02/13/2015) [-]

Is there anymore? Like did you run the **** away?

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#89 to #87 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2015) [-]

See above

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#95 to #89 - mrpkmon (02/13/2015) [-]

I need you to tell me more, i want to know how it ends

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#101 to #95 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2015) [-]

That's it. I ****** booked it out of there and did not look back. Fuse blows out now? Candle up ************ it's time for some BOOKS UP IN THE BITCH. **** the fuse room. House has a history of fires but none since 60's.

That's it dude. No I'm not going down there to take pictures of the hole. Anytime my dad or someone goes down there it sounds like barefoot people are running around in the next room, so there's the landlords dirt bike shoved up against the door on it's side so **** is not getting out of there

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#111 to #101 - mrpkmon (02/13/2015) [-]

Oh thank god you guys barricaded the door so no one has to be possessed and kill the rest of the family. But seriously you should move far away asap.

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#112 to #111 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2015) [-]

NC in June

More details of "Why *********************************** " on >>>#110

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#192 to #112 - cancerlobster (06/03/2015) [-]

So have ya moved up to North Carolina yet? Or have your plans changed?

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#77 to #68 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2015) [-]

Continued

>Be me, now 17. Last year
>Have brothers visiting, friend over
>Parents leave
>Alcohol time bruh
>Go to basement through outside door, restoraunt cooler is off, liquor warm and ice cream melted
> ****
>Need to reset fuse
>Hahahahaha **** that
>Bring dog with me and brass knuckles because I'm a ~~massive pussy~~ badass
>Reset fuse, why isn't this **** going on
>Oh boy it's connected to the one on the Landlords side, which has no lights and they don't even go in there. **** it I wanna get drunk
>Get flashlight and dog, go through door to their side
>Absolute pitch black
>Why does it feel like I've been walking forward for like 5 minutes, my house isn't this big
>Call dog, nothing. Probably found a bug
>Hear noise. Dog?
>Remember that scene in I am Legend where he sees the group of things all huddled in the bank corner, pulsing? Yep
>Turn around and ******* run
>Trip and drop flashlight, keep going I don't wanna see those things from nightmare again
>Hear dogs caller, call him over. Pet him and get a kiss for safety
>Where the **** was the door and why is my house this big suddenly
>Find a door handle, twist it
>Something grabs my ******* shoulder, spun around and nightmare things rushing me and grabbing me down
>"OH GOD HELP ME PLEASE IT HURTS MAKE THE FIRE STOP"
>Try to get up, run again
>Black out after something covers my mouth, wake up with paramedics hovering over me

According to my brother I came back out of the basement after about 3 minutes of them calling me from outside, covered in bruises and holding an empty morphine box. I yelled "Ricky J's got the Beatest H!' and passed out. Called ambulance who had no clue what happened. The police took pictures of the landlords side, apparently there's a giant hole in the wall that says "Ricky J's" painted above it. My guess is I ended up walking through there. Best part? Dog never went in with me. He was outside the whole time, on video of brothers and friends doing fake parkour. He's just chilling in the background laying down. What the **** did I pet, and what the **** licked my face in there

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#91 to #77 - kingultra ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]

Sounds like a fun time, ever try sprinkling salt n **** around? Maybe it'll help.

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#92 to #91 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2015) [-]

A: **** going anywhere near the basement
B: The **** is salt gonna do? "Hey sorry you guys burned to death and want to wear my skin. Here's some seasoning for your food"
C: Why did FJ suddenly become grey out of ******* nowhere

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#156 to #92 - precision (02/13/2015) [-]

A: You're ******* hilarious, I ******* love you already.

B: Holy Water is made when a Priest first blesses Salt and infuses it with Water and blesses the water collectively, many beliefs believe that Salt is a manifestation of the holy spirit, since it is so pure.

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#94 to #92 - kingultra ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]

**** man idk how the **** works, but supposedly spirits cannot cross a salt line or some **** , look it up. Besides going down there with some pals and a priest to consecrate the ground or some **** wouldn't harm anything right? Yeah it probably could, but you should do it anyway. Post results.

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#96 to #94 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2015) [-]

But here's the real question. Are they spirits or something else?

Because salt won't stop a large black man. Or whatever

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#100 to #96 - kingultra ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha, isn't that what your friends are for? Could also try the popo, be like YO I think that I have squatters in my basement please help. Could also try to, during the day, set up, with some friends, a hidden camera in the basement. Like this guy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0K41mQVMJw

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#110 to #100 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2015) [-]

Bruh you do not understand. This WAS during the day. It was like 2pm. The basement where we have the washer/dryer has a storm window, and the door to the outside. Then there's the door to the fuse room, and the other outside entrance. All lit. If you go PAST the fuse room, there's another door. That's to the older fuse room before they changed it, or it's the the old boiler I have no ******* clue. It's not lit at all, there's nothing else in the room(s?) that I know of. It's just a giant square. Maybe there's other rooms, I don't know and I don't give a **** enough to find out. I went once to go get the flashlight back, but it was like a month later. I opened the door and the flashlight is just ******* sitting there, pointing towards me, still on.

Landlord owns the house, therefore he needs to be the one to ask the cops to search the room. He refuses, probably because he's an illegal Albanian and doesn't want to get deported

I don't want to see these things more than I already do, I don't know how far in I'd need to go to set up a camera and get them, and I'm not willing to go back in and find out any more. I'm just waiting until we move in May, then I'm going to make a therapist a rich man

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#131 to #110 - whimsicalmagnus (02/13/2015) [-]

>reads your story

sleep? pff **** that who needs sleep?

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#113 to #110 - kingultra ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]

Oh **** you're moving? **** everything I said then, just lay low and let the poor sods who move in after you deal with it. Unless of course the ghosts follow you like in all the movies.

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#115 to #113 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2015) [-]

I mean

It could just happen to have an accident which makes it non-livable for a few years. AKA Carbon Monoxide leak. Or Tarantulas bred in the walls

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#118 to #115 - kingultra ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]

That would be so unfortunate. It would be a shame if such prime real estate suffered an unforeseen accident and people couldn't rent it.

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#120 to #118 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2015) [-]

>Prime real estate

I don't want to get into how many times I need to change some part of something or how the ******* pipes are terrible. Fully turned and the shower water baaaaarely squeaks out hard enough to clean some of the dishes

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#155 to #77 - precision (02/13/2015) [-]

>Bring dog with me and brass knuckles because I'm a ~~massive pussy~~ badass

MFFW.

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#145 to #77 - Iseewatudidthere (02/13/2015) [-]

i wanna hear the Italian family one plz

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#175 to #145 - pwnagraphy (02/13/2015) [-]

It's not that creepy

I had an imaginary friend named Benny when I was like 4-5. Seeing as how it was right after I watched The Sandlot my parents thought that was it. Mom was washing dishes, asked if Benny had any family. I said a mom named Elizabeth, a sister named Scarlet, and a dad named Roberto who's a fireman. Random hugs, blah blah Benny's cold, blah blah let's go juggle knives while bouncing on a flaming trampoline, ghost **** .

So my dads doing some housework in aforementioned basement but not the creepy side, the good side where we do laundry and I keep my bike. Pipes or some **** , and he realizes all the wood is rotted or destroyed and there's huge amounts of damage to the framework, looks like fire damage. So they go to the town hall to look up the house's history. Come back, tell me stop playing with Benny **** the police do what I want and don't talk about that **** anymore.

Got told when I was 12 what happened. The house belonged to an Italian Immigrant family in the 20's, a man named Roberto, a mother named Elizabeth, and their son Benito. Elizabeth was pregnant and died of Scarlet Fever, Benito and Roberto died when the house caught fire. After that it was some other families home in the 40's, then it ended up being a heroin den in the 60's which also caught on fire and killed 30 or so people inside see above then another family in the late 70's 80's, then my family started renting it in 97

Kingultra
mrpkmon
precision
rickysj

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#81 to #77 - stealingbikes [OP](02/13/2015) [-]

Jesus christ man that's a gnarly one

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#14 - goggins ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]

>Be me
>About a year or two ago now
>Kept hearing banging noise on the roof right above my room
>The sound, sounded like it was coming from the edge of the roof just above my window
>My bed is right next to the window because I like fresh air and feeling cool when I sleep
>Think nothing of it at first; in my mind I kept telling myself its just the wind
>Starts to get worse and worse, to the point where when I actually want to sleep I can't
>End up inspecting the roof the next day to see if there is something lose on top
>Nothing wrong, nothing that could make a noise
>Next night I hear it again, I poke my head out of my window to try and have a look
>My roof is at weird angle from my window so I cant
>Then I notice there's hardly any wind; it doesn't eve fee like there is
>Get a little freaked out because I thought an animal might jump down
>Next night, I'm on funnyjunk, when I hear a weird scratching sound on my window
>Turn around and see a silhouette moving past my window
>Looks even creepier because there is a street lamp right outside my window
>Scares the shut out of me
>After a few minutes I muster up the courage to close the window
>Next night, while I'm lying in bed, I hear the ******* scratching again
>Because I was on my back I slowly turned my head towards my window
>The silhouette was there again
>It wasn't an animal, at least not from around my area; where the most exotic animal is a small fox
>Silhouette stops scratching and just stays still
> ******* glass was covered in condensation from outside, kept getting bigger like something was breathing on it
>My window is cracked open a little, starts moving towards it
> ******* NOPE!
>I literally wrenched the handle and close the window
>Hear a squeal and a growl that sounded too... off
>It just didn't sound right
>Sent shivers down my spine, especially when the silhouette darted away from the window
>I haven't seen it again. I never open my window any more; I just put up with the heat.
>Sometimes though I hear clattering on the roof; but it only lasts a minute or two and then goes away
> ***** me up every time I hear it (which is very rare now)
>Still though, the squeal and growl still kind of haunts me

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#54 - ghostyogurt (02/13/2015) [-]

Oh **** man as someone who suffers from sleep paralysis and is very sensitive paranormal **** I have a metric **** load of stories. I'll just post a couple of them if I get asked about more i'll just make a comp. First one
>Be 10 at the time in new house
>We moved and my parents swear nothing has happened in new house
>Around midnight hear loud throated grunt
>Assume normal spook prevention and hide under covers
>Start hearing a low raspy rapid snorting of a pig
>Thats a new one to me
>Slightly lift covers off of face in curiosity and it stops
>When I pull my entire head out hear loud snort
>Pushed down into the bed
>ran like a bitch and slept in the garage that night

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#55 to #54 - ghostyogurt (02/13/2015) [-]

New story time. I don't like posting too many of these cause remembering these makes me goose bumpy.
>Be 19 at time with new gf (Ex now)
>Taking a nap after bangin
>Mid nap feel pressure over entire body too weak to move
>Hear soft sirens in back grounds
>Shadow people all around the bed
>I try and scream for help all thats coming out is soft whispers of me saying help
>One of the figures comes over and rest its hand on her face
>Head is lifted up and forced to make eye contact for what felt like a couple minutes
>Woken up by exgf screaming because my head was still tilted up in my sleep
>Eyes where apparently fully open and completely *glass eyed* as she called it

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#56 to #55 - ReignFox (02/13/2015) [-]

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#73 to #55 - stealingbikes [OP](02/13/2015) [-]

Dude these are good. I vote for more!

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#128 to #73 - ghostyogurt (02/13/2015) [-]

Okie i'll see if I have time for a comp if not ill just keep replying to myself and someone else can make one

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#133 to #55 - ghostyogurt (02/13/2015) [-]

Time for my oldest one. I dont like to talk about this too much it gives me nightmares
>Be about 4-5
>Weird spooky stuff has just started happening to me
>In my first house ever
>In my room have attic entrance in middle of room
>Sometimes entrance will slide open barely
>I could sometimes see bits and pieces of a face with a mysterious light behind it at night
>Assume full under covers every time this happens
>One night here a soft hooing noise like that of a dove
>curiosity kicking me in the face again tells me to lower my blanket guard
>Full litte kid head with a bowl cut staring down from attic looking down at my wall
>Hes staring at these little ceramic balloon wall hangers I had
>Look kinda of like the one in this pic but they where smaller and more bunched up
>Stares at them for like 10 minutes
>I let out a small squeak of terror
>Coconut head looks at me for a second angrily than gets yanked back in attic
>Balloons come flying off wall
I so barely remember this one so its prolly not in perfect detail I just remember how horrifying it was and than how I didnt react at all to it but just went back to sleep

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#150 to #133 - ghostyogurt (02/13/2015) [-]

Ill do one more before I lose myself in monster hunter. I don't have much time to play either I gotta be a pallbearer at my grandma's funeral tomorrow and knowing me i'll prolly see her a whole bunch after everything settles down.
>Be prolly 7-8
>Once again new house... This house though....
>Move alot for my dads job
>This house is so infested with paranormal even my family sees stuff going on
>Always try my best to keep it on the down low not to scare family
>Laying in bed one night
>Come face to face with entity number 1
>Hes okay youngish kid seemed my age with reflective eyes
>He'd either be staring at me, playing with toys in the room or in the corner time out style
>Can't remember what I named him so we'll call him bobby
>Bobby wasn't that terrifying except he unlike any other entity i've seen before didn't dissapear very fast
>Especially when he was staring
>By this time even in my age now I sleep fully covered head to toe with blankets
>Cause ***** scary yo
>Bobby i'd imagine thought I was ignoring him
>I'd wake up feeling pressure on the bed
>I'd wake up hearing toys that could talk played with
>I'd wake up feeling taps on my head
>Some stuff happens as time progresses
>He'd empty entire toy chest at night and set them all up on kitchen tables
>He'd fill bath tubs with all the toys (Kinda like chair stacking from Poltergeist)
>Everyone assumes its me doing it
>Bobby is not happy with my blanket that give +5 armor and protection from spooks
>Starts becoming a blanket yanker
>He'd do his stare act feel him kind of crawl on the bed grab the bottom of the covers and yank them off
>Solution to this was sleeping under 3 blankets
>He gets bored with me I guess
>Moves on to parents pulls there covers, turns on the hair dryer, makes unplugged stuff run
>They decide to move after he does this to them for 2 weeks
>He's been doing that crap to me for a couple years than plus the other 2 entities I didn't even tell them about >->
Okie i'll talk about the one that liked to impersonate my mom and the one that like to throw things violently tomorrow im to creeped right now.

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#186 to #150 - vetrngrbando (03/08/2015) [-]

when are u going to post them?

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#169 to #150 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]

***** you gonna get haunted by your grandma now.

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#117 to #55 - mrpkmon (02/13/2015) [-]

Holy ******* **** man, that's terrifying have tried sleeping with a constant noise? like a fan or some music? it stops sleep paralysis from happening

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#42 - aceboy ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]

I didn't have many ghost related moments so i can't point out one right now. Buuuut, I do remember of a nope night terror moment that scared the Bejizuss out of me.

>in dream.exe
>Going around with some classmates after school, all is well
>reach a forest and we have the idea of exploring it
>everyone is merry, but it starts to get dark and we went waaay too deep in the forest
>suddenly hear a dying scream
> ****** .jpg
>run around, looking for a place to hide
>hear the victims that are killed reaching my proximity
>see wooden shed partially eaten by nature's landslide
>jump in
>see a few dead classmates laying lifeless on the destroyed wooden floor
>hear "thing" getting closer to shed
>playDead.vlc
>thing comes through the door,can't see face, eyes were closed
>thing throws other dead bodies over "us"
>i swear i feel the dead cold weight of the lifeless bodies pressing on my skin
>after i hear thing leaving, i try to push the dead bodies off of me with right hand
>RightArmNotFound.avi
>I wake up, sweating, breathing heavily
>suddenly when i got up i feel the dead cold weight of the bodies from the dream fall in my lap
>instant NOPE
>scream like a girl being hit in the balls
>few minutes of pure terror pass by while i'm trying to remove the dead weight with my right hand
>again i felt that i never had a right hand, not even the whole arm
>dead cold bodies was basically dead cold right arm due to no blood circulation since who knows when
>pure terror transforms in pure dread, been more then 10 minutes and i can't still feel my whole right arm
>i slam it,
>pinch it,
>chew on it,
>but nothing,
>not even a tingly sensation
>suddenly feel like i've lost a part of my future due to not feeling my whole arm for quite some time

Luckily i started to feel my arm again after almost half an hour of woe and i felt like being given another chance in life, but damn that was scary.
>gif is me after all that

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#50 to #42 - decay ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]

It's must have been scary feeling like you lost your girlfriend.

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#66 - victorydanceofc (02/13/2015) [-]

This one is a story my mom told me. I have some of my own, but hers was the creepiest.

>be mom
>live in house where young girl died in the '50s
>been spoopy stuff happening for years
>Be me, 9, leave for school
>Mom in bed, half asleep
> she hears door open and footsteps around living room
>assumes I came back to get something
>goes into living room
>Door closed, nobody there.
>She never heard it close
>Goes back to bed
>Door SLAMS open, footsteps of at least 3 kids are heard
>Goes back to living room, door closed, nobody there.
>Turn to go back in room
>Cold hand grabs her arm, clear child's voice (not mine) says "But mom!!"
>NOPENOPENOPE
>Goes back to her room, sits in chair for six hours until I come home

She was still pale as wax paper when I got back. Freaked the **** out of me.

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#148 to #66 - nigsaywhat (02/13/2015) [-]

**** i got goosebumps from reading that haha. reminds me of a similar scene in the movie Insidious

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#57 - perper (02/13/2015) [-]

>Be me 9 or 10
>really sick one night all, all alone in my bedroom
>Coughing, skin aching, and nausea
>Close my eyes because trying to sleep
>Hear humming and feel a hand placed on my head
> ******* .jpg
>Open eyes to see an African american woman around the age of 40 humming to me and rubbing my head
>She was wearing old clothes that look like rags sewn together
>She look poor yo
>Whimper and quickly hide under covers
>Look up and she's gone
>nope out of there and hide in parent's room for rest of night

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#59 to #57 - ReignFox (02/13/2015) [-]

Old slave looking after you. That's a new one

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#88 to #57 - thedrgonzo (02/13/2015) [-]

**** ***** , it was just auntayjemima. She's everyone's favorite!

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#3 - artificerp (02/12/2015) [-]

i am NOT looking away from the computer screen

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#152 to #3 - toohntown (02/13/2015) [-]

it can't kill me if I don't look at it

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#164 - smurtehmurph (02/13/2015) [-]

I've always been kind of believing in spirits and **** cause my mums a hippy pagan. and idk but due to all that ******** , I get Déjà vu quite often and I've had some premonition dreams. Nothing big just like someone bought something or something happened. all ******** .

>Be sleeping
>Have dream where I'm watching myself sleep, from the corner roof, so I can see my WHOLE room.
>This is unusual, I usually dream in first person. sometimes over the shoulder third person never like this.
>At the foot of my bed there's two wardrobes, with a 1 meter gap between them.
>I see something dark growing from the gap, It's slowly stretching over me, Letting out a slow screeming as it gets closer.
>It somehow had features like a face and arms but at the same time it didn't.
>It's now stretching about a meter away from my face, screaming is getting louder,
>Time is almost frozen and I watch it stare at my lifeless body for at least 30 seconds.
>Then suddenly it LUNGES right at me. and I shot awake.
>room is at least -20c (-4f) hear a massive pop a short but violent scream and one of the cupboards that is tied shut is wide open then SLAMS.

I didn't sleep for at least 50 hours. and that's because I was at my friends house and passed out eating lunch. they kind of just let me nap on their table for the next hour.

Pic related, looked kinda like this.

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#67 - zoomanfar (02/13/2015) [-]

A nope story of mine:
>13 year old me
>home alone in bed
>hungry for midnight snack, go into kitchen
>half asleep, making sandwich
>see into living room, ******* floating light
>instantly awake
>grab biggest knife in kitchen, ******* long as my forearm
>go into living room, light moves toward me
>what are you, and what the hell do you want?
>IT. ******* . LAUGHS.
>like, little kid laughter
> ***********
>I forget I have a knife, go to punch the ****** .
>skin feels like it's in slime or something
>light disappears, but whole end of arm is shiny, like wet, but it was dry
>stays like that for a week
>I never told anyone.

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#65 - torito (02/13/2015) [-]

Oh **** i got one to tell, not that scary just really freaky and unexplainable

>Sleeping one night in my room
>Have dream where some goat headed **** is at the foot of my bed
> ****** looks at me with dead eyes for what feels like and eternity
>finally snaps one arm on my leg and grabs on tight
>Has the grip of a 40 year-old virgin
>Snaps other arm onto my ankle on the other leg
>Starts to pull
>Not a hard pull, but more like yanking my down little by little
>Wake up
>Sleep paralysis
>It was my first time ever being paralysed like that but i have read about it so I keep chill
>look around the room trying not to think about the dream
>Notice a few glowing lights huddled in the top corner of my room directly across from me
> finally start to be able to move again
>my bed is right next to my window so i figure its just light reflected from outside
>close the curtains
>them ******* aint going anywhere
>panic
>take my blanket and try to cover the entire window to cover any light that might be entering
>little glowing orbs start to move
>heavybreathing.jpeg
>orbs start to flip the **** out
>They are moving like crazy all over the room
>getting cold as hell
>remember creepypasta i read that described spirits as glowing orbs
>full nope mode
>have a full retard tantrum and scream my lungs out for my parents
>they come in, turn on the lights, and ask whats wrong
>I tell them to turn the lights off and look at the corner
> ******* nothing happens, orbs are gone, and room is quiet
>I sleep in the basement now

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#109 to #65 - mrpkmon (02/13/2015) [-]

I had a similar sleep paralysis incident myself.

>sleeping in my bed like 16
>wake up not being able to move but able to see
>see massive black figure to my left (my bed was in a corner)
>holy **** wtf is that
>can't move freaking
>it felt like i was there for ever
>finally able to move
>look for the ************ in my room
>gone. **** THAT

The second time it happened was terrifying

>A sleep in bed
>wake up not being able to move
> **** not again
>look and see the black figure right in front of my face
>freak the **** out
>feel my face and legs being held down to the bed while my chest is being pulled upwards
>this goes on for a few minutes
>Finally i close my eyes for a bit and it stops
>able to move and am to terrified to do anything but stay awake for the rest of the night

It was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me

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#60 - mrselfdestruct (02/13/2015) [-]

>be about 11 or 10 years old
>staying at my grandparent's beach house
>sleeping in the living room with the cousins
>wee hours of the morning. like bout 1 or 2am
>hear laughing come from outside
> ***** close
>like right outside the door close
>some sort of woman laughing. menacing as ****
>laughing doesn't stop
>just continues. no pauses for breath
>crawled up next to my nanny she used to be my nanny. but when i reached about 10 and didn't need one, she became household help instead and slept with pillow over ears for the whole night
>i still sleep with a pillow over my ears when i go there; im 18 now

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#61 to #60 - mrselfdestruct (02/13/2015) [-]

and another
>9 years old
>playing with my friends one summer night
>tired as ****
>decide to perform my little brother duties and go bug my older sister
>walk into sister's room
>empty
>bathroom light on, shower running
>hear my sister say, "get out of my room"
>humbly oblige
>immediately go downstairs
>see sister in kitchen
>mfw

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#63 to #61 - mrselfdestruct (02/13/2015) [-]

more
>be me, 12-ish
>taking a big fat **** in the toilet
>bathroom is right next to our TV room
>hear rapid knocking
>I say "im still using the toilet"
>finish
>flush
>step out, weird feeling
>hear someone running up the stairs. stairs are in front of the TV room
>hear child's laughter (i'm the youngest. no other children around)
>walk into the TV room
>older brother inside.
>he asks "why were you running up the stairs?"
>mfw

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#47 - onlyaneel (02/13/2015) [-]

>12 year old me
>day camp that a go to has sleepovers in the cabins three times throughout the summer
>camp is located at a very famous site of revolutionary war barracks
>many people died there due to harsh winter
>at camp sleepover, walking to mess hall
>talking to girl I met, says she can see spirits but I am skeptical
>feel like I am being watched
>look into the brush next to the mess hall
>pitch black figure with two glowing red eyes stares back at me
>vanishes as soon as I see it
>the camp is not near a road and there were no buildings or lights in that direction
>doesn't really spook me, for some reason I felt like I expected to see it
>fast forward to next day
>spirit girl pulls me to the side
>"did you wake up at all last night...?"
>say no, kind of confused
>ask why she asks that
>"Well, I woke up in the middle of the night. When I looked over to where you were sleeping and...there was this black figure standing over you. It turned around and it had these glowing red eyes. After that it was gone."
>again, for some reason unknown to even myself, I was expecting her to tell me this.
>I told her what I saw at the mess hall and she paled.

>fast forward 4 years, I am now a counselor at this camp
>alway looking for signs of the red eyed figure or any other supernatural occurrences
>this lone raven is always following me around the camp
>whenever I get the feeling of being watched, the raven is there
>not 100% sure, but I think the raven and the red eyed figure are connected somehow

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#140 to #47 - ricks (02/13/2015) [-]

skin walkers man. they can turn into animals, but then again you would probably have smell something like a decaying carcass or something.

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#75 to #47 - stealingbikes [OP](02/13/2015) [-]

Did you happen to notice if the raven has three eyes?

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#170 - juhoy (02/13/2015) [-]

This happened earlier this year.
>me, 17 years old
>went to friends house to spend a few nights and hang out
>friends for 10 years, weird **** happens but nothing too crazy, lights flickering, weird ass noises
>wandering around dark alleyways and such for fun as we always do when it's dark
>getting close to 1am, come up on this pathway dimly lit with small street lamps
>friend freezes solid, looks worried for a second
>friend relaxes and says, "check this out, this place is really weird"
>"uhhh, okay? What's so weird? "
>"100% of the times I've walked down here, the lamps turn off when I'm within 5 feet
>"sounds awesome! Let's go!"
>flyyoufools.spooked
>start walking down path, lamps are about 20 meters apart, dim light only goes about 2 meters from lamp
>get close to first light, friend looks over, smiles, then takes two steps forward
>light instantly turns off, no flickering, no warning, just boom gone
>I nervously laugh and say that's cool/weird
>keep walking to see if they all turn off
>7/7 lights have died when we got close, then turned back on once we passed how far the light reached

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#171 to #170 - juhoy (02/13/2015) [-]

>I turn to my friend and say "nobody is gonna believe this, I'm gonna take a video"
>bad bad bad idea, phone comes out of pocket, hit lock button, screen turns on
>every. Single. Light. Goes. Out... All at once
>body so stiff a ******* black hole couldn't move me
>goosebumps everywhere, hairs standing straight up, every muscle ever tensed and ready to explode
>few seconds pass, friend tells me to "put that ******* thing away!"
>phone in pocket, turn to friend, hear this unholy screech that no mortal being could conjure
>more adrenaline than blood in my veins, fight or flight! Fight or flight! Fight or flight!
>still facing friend but eyes darting everywhere, friend is thoroughly scared and immobile
>realize how unnaturally dark it is, no moonlight, no ambient lights from city
>brain turns back on, going through what just happened, trying to make sense of it
>from a distance hear *tump tump tump tump*
>what what what where is that coming from
>coming from behind us, between us and the way back home
>second adrenaline surge as these footstep like sounds get faster, louder, and closer
>fight or flight!?!?
>run you stupid ass!
>grab my friends still frozen arm, he doesn't budge
> **** THIS WE ARE SURVIVING!
>throw him over my shoulder (he's pretty light, skinny guy)
>bolting into the darkness into who knows what, can't see anything
>suddenly street lights in distance, haul ass towards lights at mach 300
>run onto ice, slip, clutch onto friend and slide down icy patch
>stop sliding, friend is up and running before I start to get up
>chase after him into the salvation that is the street light
>can't stop, demons will rape me to death, keep running
>reach familiar place, friend waiting
>stop next to him, catch breath, look up at him
>we don't know what to say, what can we say?
>jog back to his place, don't sleep all night, sit in room with lights on just waiting, listening
>sun comes up, not tired at all, agree to never ever go back there

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#167 - hownottobrowsefj (02/13/2015) [-]

up until a few years ago, i used to see a hooded man from time to time peeking around corners, near tree's, crouched down behind something, as if he was stalking me. but i know when it started.
>six years old
>at cousins house
>be outside playing
>getting dark
>dont go inside till really dark
>douchey cousin locks me out
>tug on door
>look out to the woods
>somethings moving
>panic sets in
>try door moor
>look back
>its getting closer
>freaking the **** out
>look back to the door, then look back
>shadowy figure charges me
>flinch and closes eyes
>nothing there
>dick head finally lets me in
>gets punch in the gut
>terrified of the dark for a few years