The horror.. Which would you choose?.. 1. Put a toothpick in your toe nail in your left foot 2. Kick the wall with your right foot with a shoe on 3. ??? 4. Profit! You rather dot com
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#39 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
BOTH, TWICE!
User avatar #1 - yunogasaii (01/21/2013) [-]
1. Put a toothpick in your toe nail in your left foot
2. Kick the wall with your right foot with a shoe on
3. ???
4. Profit!
#204 - warofdawn (01/22/2013) [-]
First one because i can kick wall with the other foot
#45 - John Cena (01/22/2013) [-]
>put toothpick under left toenail
>jump into lemon juisce
>wut.
#48 to #45 - goodguydavid (01/22/2013) [-]
>Put toe under lemon pool
>juice into wall jump
#119 - luckass (01/22/2013) [-]
Both
#89 - thechosentroll (01/22/2013) [-]
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Bring on the lemon juice!
#93 to #89 - gammagunnar (01/22/2013) [-]
thank you for this gif(t) kind sir!!!
thank you for this gif(t) kind sir!!!
#145 - matzic (01/22/2013) [-]
Put toothpick under toe nail sideways and win
#125 - desacabose (01/22/2013) [-]
Suicide is the only option
User avatar #131 to #125 - thebeastlyhound (01/22/2013) [-]
that's not even funny





oh wait yeah it is
#117 - shazmothree (01/22/2013) [-]
It doesn't specify what foot I need to kick the wall with
#127 to #117 - stallwallwriter (01/22/2013) [-]
You, sir.
You, sir.
#38 - John Cena (01/22/2013) [-]
blue never said you cant put it in sideways.....
#15 - justanotherpsyco (01/22/2013) [-]
I'd rather the first one. The image never says you have to have the toothpick parallel to your toe....put it under your toe nail perpendicular and boom! you win with only a stubbed toe.
#16 to #15 - John Cena (01/22/2013) [-]
Smart dude.
#97 - aceboy (01/22/2013) [-]
I might as well just go for the juice    
That way ,my whole body would feel the throe   
The whole embrace of that sour tinglish tingle   
I'd never felt so...   
   
Naughty.


I might as well just go for the juice
That way ,my whole body would feel the throe
The whole embrace of that sour tinglish tingle
I'd never felt so...

Naughty.
#46 - mrtredbear (01/22/2013) [-]
i choose death, quick and painless.
i choose death, quick and painless.
User avatar #56 to #46 - mrseaunicorn (01/22/2013) [-]
To bad you're a ******* giraffe
#186 - cynicalskin (01/22/2013) [-]
paper cuts

dear god the toothpick thing made me cringe
#184 - atoaster (01/22/2013) [-]
1. Put toothpick in right foot.
2. Kick wall with left foot.
3.Remove toothpick.
User avatar #36 - defeats (01/22/2013) [-]
Red because there would be no actual damage that way, plenty of stinging, but not a toothpick in your toe and your nail popped off...
The idea of Blue makes me cringe and makes me curl my toes, but red just sounds like it'd be similar to spraying cologne on after a big shave.
#47 - kaboomz ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
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#40 - psychfouronenine (01/22/2013) [-]
Blue, it's over a lot quicker than Red.
#65 to #40 - mattisbored (01/22/2013) [-]
I dont know about that, seeming as how you would have a toothpick stabbed into your toe. if you think about it, the pool of lemon juice is over after you jump out. The toothpick would have to be taken out, probably breaking in the process. I'd have to say that the lemon juice would be the better choice.
User avatar #227 to #65 - psychfouronenine (01/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, after you jump out of the pool you still have paper-cuts all over your body. After you **** up your foot, all you have to worry about is something hitting your toe. That's a lot easier to manage.
#42 to #40 - buttcleaner (01/22/2013) [-]
but red would be tasty because it said nothing about putting sugar in it
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