The best part of waking up.... ... are spiders in your cup!.. Literally drinking tea as this loaded. Suddenly I really don't wanna drink anymore :( spider Coffee
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User avatar #1 - nagoni
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Literally drinking tea as this loaded. Suddenly I really don't wanna drink anymore :(
#40 - Magnisethered
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#34 - soule
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#10 - holdonwaitwut
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(01/31/2013) [-]
It's obvious he wants to be inside you.
Do it faggot.
#4 - vissova
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#36 - EdwardNigma
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Thats nothing, i once woke up to a spider a bit bigger than that IN MY TOILET. As I go to wipe, I spot the ****** in the bowl. That ****** could have legit jumped onto my ass and bit me or onto my hand.

Good think I spotted it after my **** was completed.
#49 to #36 - ericbeagles
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(02/23/2013) [-]
Woke up with a particularly large one on my cheek once

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#27 - lube
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(01/31/2013) [-]
This happened to me once, except i'd already drank it to the last 1/4 or so and i felt the sink spider brushing/touching my lip :(
#26 - ultrarobbie
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#13 - dreadedsin
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User avatar #20 - temporalguardian
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i would jump, scream a bit, be paralyzed for abooout 30 seconds, then run the **** out of the house and sleep over at a friends place for the rest of my life.
User avatar #22 to #20 - RandomAnonGuy
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(01/31/2013) [-]
See, I'm arachnophobic. Like, the real deal. I would able to jump or scream, I'd be too busy crying and/or fainting.
User avatar #23 to #22 - temporalguardian
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im pretty sure im arachnophobic. was in the kitchen once and as i was going outside i look down and beside the fridge was this teeny weeny little spider barely the size of my little fingers nail. i practically jumped gasped and just stood there looking at it. until i realized im retarded and went to my room.

that also reminds me, imagine this, just.. just imagine. one day im eating some two day old pizza and when i finish i put the crust back in the box, and 10 minutes later when i go for another slice i see a spider crawling around on them. i never ran so fast to brush my teeth before in my life.
User avatar #24 to #23 - RandomAnonGuy
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Sitting in the passenger seat of a car when a spider came down on its web from the roof and in front of my face. I don't really remember much, the next thing I DO remember is being on some grass by the road with my mate being pissed at me. Apparently I'd started flailing and almost killed us. It was a baby daddy long legs, could fit on the blunt end of a pencil.
#44 to #24 - silasersej
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Reminds of when I was five. I just woke up when a large daddy long legs slowly sank down from it's web, right onto my face. I slept in my parent's bed that night.
Reminds of when I was five. I just woke up when a large daddy long legs slowly sank down from it's web, right onto my face. I slept in my parent's bed that night.
User avatar #25 to #24 - temporalguardian
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gross gross gross gross