the best part is pushing it further in.
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thebritishguy (01/09/2016) [-] I had that, the operation isn't bad at all but you need to ask for a day off work or whatever for the day after.
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rangerofthesea (01/10/2016) [-] i usually tear em out myself...been fine so far...had it happen 3 times in my life.
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landartheconqueror (01/10/2016) [-] just gotta find a way to tell everyone about your ingrown toenails, eh?
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bews (01/09/2016) [-] Thought it was just a little piece of wood in the nail,then I noticed it goes all the way under it.
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sixinthehood ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-] No reaction image properly displays the feeling of horror I experienced the moment I realized the splinter goes deep into the nail.
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utburd (01/10/2016) [-] Ohhhh **** ...
ok... who wants to hear a story? I'm gonna spoiler it because it's ******* nasty.
I was in 4th grade at the time
It was at a Christian church school, kids were weird as **** , the school mixed grades from kindergarten all the way up to HS seniors.
One of the 9th graders was named Auggie, this ************ was disgusting and had spent several years building up a rep as the single most ******* bizarre twat in the entire school.
Had done a ton of stupid, messed up, disgusting and depraved **** .
People started noticing that Auggie had been walking funny lately, kind of limping along, but no one really thought much of it, he did odd **** for weird reasons so often that it kind of seemed like a pity play
People start to notice his fingernails are all turning red, some are purple, people see him hunched over his hands at lunch making small jerky motions.
Fast forward to the end of the day, people are waiting outside to go home and over saunters Auggie with his hands shoved in his pockets, he's wearing a black hoodie, the pockets look kind of wet,
This is when Auggie chose to let everyone around him in on what he had been up to for the past few weeks.
He kicks off his shoes, and takes his hands out of his pockets so he can show everyone his work.
For some ******* reason Auggie decided he'd be much better off with out fingernails and toenails
Spent the last few week running broken pieces of metal slowly underneath all his nails until he could rip them out.
After the last bell he had run into the bathroom and PULLED HIS ******* FINGERNAILS OUT
WTF
Auggie proceeds to chase people around trying to smear blood on them and stick his fingers in people's mouths
two kids vomit
EVERYONE runs away
teachers apprehend Auggie
that's the last time we saw him, heard a ton about what supposedly happened to Auggie afterwards, everything from homeschool and bootcamp to suicide and insane asylums.
The only surprising thing, really, is that it didn't happen sooner.
ok... who wants to hear a story? I'm gonna spoiler it because it's ******* nasty.
I was in 4th grade at the time
It was at a Christian church school, kids were weird as **** , the school mixed grades from kindergarten all the way up to HS seniors.
One of the 9th graders was named Auggie, this ************ was disgusting and had spent several years building up a rep as the single most ******* bizarre twat in the entire school.
Had done a ton of stupid, messed up, disgusting and depraved **** .
People started noticing that Auggie had been walking funny lately, kind of limping along, but no one really thought much of it, he did odd **** for weird reasons so often that it kind of seemed like a pity play
People start to notice his fingernails are all turning red, some are purple, people see him hunched over his hands at lunch making small jerky motions.
Fast forward to the end of the day, people are waiting outside to go home and over saunters Auggie with his hands shoved in his pockets, he's wearing a black hoodie, the pockets look kind of wet,
This is when Auggie chose to let everyone around him in on what he had been up to for the past few weeks.
He kicks off his shoes, and takes his hands out of his pockets so he can show everyone his work.
For some ******* reason Auggie decided he'd be much better off with out fingernails and toenails
Spent the last few week running broken pieces of metal slowly underneath all his nails until he could rip them out.
After the last bell he had run into the bathroom and PULLED HIS ******* FINGERNAILS OUT
WTF
Auggie proceeds to chase people around trying to smear blood on them and stick his fingers in people's mouths
two kids vomit
EVERYONE runs away
teachers apprehend Auggie
that's the last time we saw him, heard a ton about what supposedly happened to Auggie afterwards, everything from homeschool and bootcamp to suicide and insane asylums.
The only surprising thing, really, is that it didn't happen sooner.
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evilkingganon (01/09/2016) [-] **evilkingganon used "*roll picture*"**
**evilkingganon rolled image** i once had a toothpick stab into my foot, at the joint of the big toe, because some ass hat dropped it and didn pick it up
**evilkingganon rolled image** i once had a toothpick stab into my foot, at the joint of the big toe, because some ass hat dropped it and didn pick it up
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eatmybutt ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
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