The Legend of the Snake Monster

Once upon a time, there was this lovely young teenage girl. She lived in a rural area. One day she ate too many tacos that had to go to the toilet with explosive diarrhea. She sat down and splattered her waste into the toilet. but little did she know that inside that toilet a snake monster awaits- Awaits for a taco induced diarrhea to rain on him. The monster gets crapped on and pissed off, then leaps out of the toilet, going through the girl's anus and exploiting all of her insides with the flaming hot excrement it had on its skin. The girl's mouth gouged blood and her eyes exploded. Then the snake monster then comes out of one of her eyes and returns to the toilet- Awaiting another chance to continue its legend of the toilet snake monster.