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The Clifford Hoyt Experience

Clifford Hoyt, age St, sundered serious
injuries in an automobile accident in 1999.
After he regained consciousness, he told a
terrified nurse that he had died and visited
Hell. He expounded on the tortures and
anguish he experienced in frightening
detail. He treatement
and was released.
Several weeks later, Hoyt’ s neighbors
complained to their landlord that strange
music was playing in his apartment at all
hours of the night. Upon investigating, the
building 's owner found Clifford in this
condition. Mr. Hoyt was still quite lucid
and protested when the landlord attempted
to eall the police. Concerned for the damage
done to his property, he took photographs
of the apartment, the image above
is an example. He left and contacted Mr.
H byt' s family, who contacted authorities.
Clifford claimed that . Hell
were still trying to capture him. He
explained that his body would burn
incessantly unless he played music to suare
the demons away. He would only leave the
house for short periods of time to get
minimal supplies, including large bloaks of
we to soothe the burning he felt as he tried
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#167 - katsikis (05/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
here's the rest of the monologue

“Clifford Hoyt, age 31, suffered serious injuries in an automobile accident in 1999. After he regained consciousness, he told a terrified nurse that he had died and visited Hell. He expounded on the tortures and anguish he experienced in frightening detail. He refused psychological treatment and was released.
Several weeks later, Hoyt’s neighbors complained to their landlord that strange music was playing in his apartment at all hours of the night. Upon investigating, the building’s owner found Clifford in this condition. Mr. Hoyt was still quite lucid and protested when the landlord attempted to call the police. Concerned for the damage done to his property, he took photographs of the apartment, of which the image above is an example. He left and contacted Mr. Hoyt’s family, who contacted authorities.
Clifford claimed that demons from Hell were still trying to capture him. He explained that his body would burn incessantly unless he played music to scare the demons away. He would only leave the house for short periods of time to get minimal supplies, including large blocks of ice to soothe the burning he felt as he tried to sleep.
Doctors attribute Clifford’s actions to brain damage suffered in the accident. He currently resides in a mental rehabilitation facility in Maryland.”
User avatar #6 - slantedvanity (05/26/2012) [-]
It could be schizophrenia
User avatar #2 - slantedvanity (05/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
(continued) to sleep.
Doctors attribute Clifford’s actions to brain damage suffered in the accident. He currently resides in a mental rehabilitation facility in Maryland.”
#192 - mynameisnightwolf (05/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Nope not true. That keyboard is a microKORG. The kind that was first made in 2002, yet the story puts it in 1999...
#52 - runedune (05/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
He must have been playing Rebecca Black.
#17 - ukellisuae (05/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Is that blood or **** on the floor?
User avatar #19 to #17 - mantisinmypantis (05/26/2012) [-]
Yes
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#230 - shadowfox (05/26/2012) [-]
Well.... This is extremely disturbing... The landlord taking pictures of a naked man spooning an ice block in his basement, not the whole psycho part.
Well.... This is extremely disturbing... The landlord taking pictures of a naked man spooning an ice block in his basement, not the whole psycho part.
#109 - qazzuiop (05/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #118 - elatedmonkey (05/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Is he covered in... **** ?
#203 - djenna (05/26/2012) [-]
the ending to this.
#73 - KungFuZerO (05/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Lets just say, for argument's sake, that any of this were true
Music can scare away demons? Actual demons who apparently have the power to traverse between the dimensions of hell and earth?
and ice bought at a convenience store is enough to calm the burning rage of hellfire?

seems legit.
#123 - SilentRaver (05/26/2012) [-]
Would've made a good "still a better love story than twilight" if that joke hadn't been fingered and molested to **** . But oh well.
User avatar #57 - happytoaster (05/26/2012) [-]
He was playing Nickleback. That explains the burning.
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