The night was dark and dull. There was a knock on the door, but I
refused to get up: I was far too comfortable and I saw it easier to
just pretend to be asleep. The knocks became louder and louder
until the door opened on its own.
A naked woman entered the mere and we made super awesome
sex for like four or five seconds.
The sexy lady grabbed me by my arms and said, "I' m gonna rape
your penis." I was terrified, but also very excited. This was super
The night was still dark and dull -- but, now, she wanted to
herpaherp my shnitzel.