THAT was close. So that's the face your supposed to make when you almost get your head blown off?!?!.. I love how he just looks back up like "yeah no biggie, thats everyday"
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So that's the face your supposed to make when you almost get your head blown off?!?!

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#70 - potatophucker (06/08/2013) [-]
I would be so unbelievably 						*******					 pissed off at that guy
I would be so unbelievably ******* pissed off at that guy
User avatar #75 to #70 - floofy (06/08/2013) [-]
this was actually the fault of the weapon if im correct

ak47's are hard to slam fire but thats what im thinking happened
User avatar #111 to #75 - funkybro (02/25/2014) [-]
well it actually it can't fire without reason, the mechanism is just constructed in a way that will not allow it to fire unless the trigger will be pulled, most likely he had a finger on a trigger at the time of reload, and that was the result, quite common mistake in such matter as i was told
User avatar #112 to #111 - floofy (02/26/2014) [-]
this was so damn long You need to login to view this link you know what a slam fire is? he pulled the charging handle back as did his comrades,let go, the bolt slammed shut as its supposed to but the firing pin can come unhooked causing the weapon to fire. slam fire.

im well aware of what im talking about.
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#76 to #75 - bazda (06/08/2013) [-]
It is indeed a slam fire. I didn't know Ak's could even do that. Must have had a defective bolt or something.
#65 - dagreatmax (06/08/2013) [-]
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#69 to #65 - potatophucker (06/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 - teamvoldemort (06/08/2013) [-]
My girlfriend said she would've turned around and been like, "Alright, who was that? Who was the mother ****** ?"
User avatar #49 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Look thing he was shooting blanks. Just like my uncle
#50 to #49 - ironsoul (06/08/2013) [-]
More like your "dad"
More like your "dad"
#45 - warwolfrider ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
**warwolfrider rolled a random image posted in comment #78383 at Social Board ** HFW
User avatar #46 to #45 - warwolfrider ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
man im getting bad rolls today
User avatar #55 to #46 - zeatguy (06/08/2013) [-]
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you wish
not like me
User avatar #56 to #55 - goobdol (06/08/2013) [-]
Oh my God. I don't usually comment for the sake of laughing, but this is perfect.
User avatar #57 to #56 - zeatguy (06/08/2013) [-]
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Danke.
now its bad
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User avatar #71 to #68 - zeatguy (06/08/2013) [-]
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>Doesn't even have a claymore

Lol, K
really
User avatar #72 to #71 - goodguygary (06/08/2013) [-]
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what's with the friendly board rolls?
User avatar #93 to #72 - zeatguy (06/08/2013) [-]
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i know right
User avatar #96 to #93 - toddingram ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #100 to #96 - summoned (06/08/2013) [-]
because you summoned summoned
User avatar #102 to #100 - toddingram ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
**** ! well, sorry this was all ahugemistake
#97 to #96 - zeatguy (06/08/2013) [-]
Come here you white named fagit
#98 to #97 - toddingram ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
listen man, I'm just trying to do my job. So make your wish so I can leave already.
User avatar #101 to #98 - zeatguy (06/08/2013) [-]
I wish for gameboy pokemon crystal game that has a working battery to go to be shipped to my house.
User avatar #103 to #101 - toddingram ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
granted
#40 - theycallmedingus (06/08/2013) [-]
His face...
User avatar #36 - thejerseyjenn (06/08/2013) [-]
Poland's military of course -_-
#106 to #36 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
i'd say german
#107 to #106 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
i mean austria, sorry germans.
#108 to #107 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
Nah look at the badge on his arm. Poland's flag.
#28 - skrewbacca (06/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #41 to #28 - stillanonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
always thought that guy was dressed as a clown. just realized its a ghillie hat...
#34 to #28 - thumblocked (06/08/2013) [-]
Must be a clerk
#29 to #28 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
who throws a grenade like that?
User avatar #38 to #29 - razerdude (06/08/2013) [-]
that is what the army teaches you to throw
#44 to #38 - kuci ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
I thought the army taught you to throw grenades with your arm coming up behind your head and not to the far right
User avatar #35 to #29 - funnytime (06/08/2013) [-]
obviously this guy
User avatar #27 - symmiie ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Sick of your **** , Tyrone.
User avatar #25 - sixstringdemon (06/07/2013) [-]
he just looks slightly miffed
User avatar #21 - cykocd (06/07/2013) [-]
I love this because the guy takes a minute as he slowly realizes what just happened. hes like "Thank god, that almost killed me. Wait, that almost killed me. Oh **** i almost died."
#19 - endofttme (06/07/2013) [-]
God damn that was close.
#15 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure there was never a bullet in the gun. The army normally uses only gunpowder when doing honor firings just like when they are doing exercises and even if there had been a bullet in the gun there is usually put a cork in the end of the gun so only the air can leave the barrel.
User avatar #37 to #15 - defender (06/08/2013) [-]
You do realize how full of **** you are
User avatar #17 to #15 - beasert (06/07/2013) [-]
At best, it was a blank round which would still create enough force to knock his hat off.
User avatar #16 to #15 - spikethepony (06/07/2013) [-]
Yes, because a soft chunk of wood can stop a bullet traveling several times faster than sound.....
User avatar #20 to #16 - articulate ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
How's it 'sposed to breathe with no air? I'm no expert on guns, but I assume he means that the bullet wouldn't even "go" if you will.
User avatar #32 to #20 - CallMeCrisco (06/07/2013) [-]
And if you'll notice in my gif, there's a lot of "empty air" inside of an AK. Obstructing the barrel does not get rid of the air. At all.
#31 to #20 - CallMeCrisco (06/07/2013) [-]
You don't have to be an expert to understand the basics of how a gun works.  The bullets shell contains a primer, that when hit by the hammer ignites the gunpowder in the shell behind the bullet. The gas from the explosion expands, and pushes the bullet out the barrel (And in the ak, the gas goes into the gas tube, forcing a piston back that ejects the empty shell before bringing a new one into the chamber).    
   
A barrel obstruction normally ends in one of two ways, the barrel being cleared by the bullet, or the barrel giving out completely. And no one in their right mind would try to stop a 7.62×39 or a 5.45x39 bullet with cork...
You don't have to be an expert to understand the basics of how a gun works. The bullets shell contains a primer, that when hit by the hammer ignites the gunpowder in the shell behind the bullet. The gas from the explosion expands, and pushes the bullet out the barrel (And in the ak, the gas goes into the gas tube, forcing a piston back that ejects the empty shell before bringing a new one into the chamber).

A barrel obstruction normally ends in one of two ways, the barrel being cleared by the bullet, or the barrel giving out completely. And no one in their right mind would try to stop a 7.62×39 or a 5.45x39 bullet with cork...
User avatar #52 to #31 - dirtydollar ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
damn you just slapped us with some knowledge...
User avatar #77 to #52 - CallMeCrisco (06/08/2013) [-]
Just doin' my duty to keep the world safe and informed about firearms.
User avatar #30 to #20 - xuvious ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
gunpowder contains oxidizers, meaning it produces its own air, so nope, its all good to go.
#22 to #20 - TacticalTyler (06/07/2013) [-]
the barrel would explode from the pressure build up
User avatar #23 to #22 - articulate ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Would the powder use up the oxygen and be unable to react?
#11 - funkybro (06/07/2013) [-]
You do realise that this is officially called "salvo of honor", and they use blanks doing it? just saying ;P and the guy just shot too fast, and this was the result
You do realise that this is officially called "salvo of honor", and they use blanks doing it? just saying ;P and the guy just shot too fast, and this was the result
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#18 to #11 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
blank from that close could still kill or cause brain damage and don't argue with me about it because I am right
#12 to #11 - tiredofannon (06/07/2013) [-]
A blank at that range will still penetrate the skull.
User avatar #53 to #12 - dapianoman (06/08/2013) [-]
I am also confused as to how a blank cartridge could pierce something? Can you please explain?
#91 to #53 - tiredofannon (06/08/2013) [-]
"Blank cartridges frequently contain a paper, wood or plastic plug called a wad which seals the powder in the case. This wad can cause severe penetrating wounds at close range and bruising at medium ranges."
~Wikipedia
User avatar #94 to #91 - dapianoman (06/08/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #63 to #53 - crazyhindu (06/08/2013) [-]
The gasses that are released have the same amount of force as a regular bullet and at point blank the resulting pressure being released can, not exactly pierce, but blow its way through a target.
User avatar #43 to #12 - Dairycow (06/08/2013) [-]
what are you talking about nothing comes out of a blank bullet, it can't pierce anything
#92 to #43 - tiredofannon (06/08/2013) [-]
"Blank cartridges frequently contain a paper, wood or plastic plug called a wad which seals the powder in the case. This wad can cause severe penetrating wounds at close range and bruising at medium ranges."
~Wikipedia
User avatar #64 to #43 - crazyhindu (06/08/2013) [-]
What are you talking about, gas gets released through a blank cartridge and can in fact pierce something
User avatar #84 to #64 - Dairycow (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah maybe if it was pressed up against your head or something but that was like a foot and a half away from his head.
User avatar #85 to #84 - crazyhindu (06/08/2013) [-]
It still has enough force to knock his hat off.
User avatar #86 to #85 - Dairycow (06/08/2013) [-]
That was the quickest reply ever u ******* speedmaster.
User avatar #87 to #86 - crazyhindu (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, I'm online right now, and i just got the notification so i replied.
User avatar #88 to #87 - Dairycow (06/08/2013) [-]
Don't lie to me you've been here all day.
User avatar #89 to #88 - crazyhindu (06/08/2013) [-]
Yeah i actually have.
User avatar #13 to #12 - thenez ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Depends on whose skull your talking about.

I can imagine it shearing flesh, but not fracturing any bones.
User avatar #80 to #13 - cadencee (06/08/2013) [-]
No, I looked it up last time a post about blanks was posted. Blanks can kill you within 10 feet if shot at a vital organ or of course the head.
#14 to #13 - tiredofannon (06/07/2013) [-]
I looked it up and there isn't a commonly agreed upon 'penetrating distance' for blanks other than close range. You're right; it likely wouldn't be fatal though some damage would likely be caused.
#9 - gamercatz (06/07/2013) [-]
Only is Poland
#7 - canadianguyeh (06/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - fantomen (06/07/2013) [-]
Slamfire with a blank.
It's unusual with AKs because they have some safety feature to prevent slam fires, like a spring-loaded firing pin. But it's possible that the rifle was broken, and the pin was jammed stuck in the firing pin channel, extending past the bolt face.
#51 to #6 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
AK's have no safe features... Except the safety lever, which should always be kept in the "fire" position.
#47 to #6 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
except ak's don't have a spring loaded firing pin. its free floating. I know, I own one
#8 to #6 - tobloi (06/07/2013) [-]
It's a one in a thousand type thing but that guy was unlucky...or lucky depends how you look at it haha
#4 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
It might've been a blank..
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User avatar #1 - dieanons (06/07/2013) [-]
I love how he just looks back up like "yeah no biggie, thats everyday"
#48 to #1 - spetsnazvymple (06/08/2013) [-]
dat military bearing
User avatar #26 to #1 - Danzig (06/07/2013) [-]
He's a soldier. What do you expect?
#10 to #1 - canadianguyeh (06/07/2013) [-]
Only in Russia.
#3 to #1 - penguinsdoingit (06/07/2013) [-]
like this fella right here
like this fella right here
#5 to #3 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
Thats the same guy. On his way to work...
#39 to #5 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/08/2013) [-]
He got nothing on this one.   
   
   
Russians are kinda good on this, I take it?
He got nothing on this one.


Russians are kinda good on this, I take it?
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