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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - koalasonfire
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I forget what it's called, but you can actually absorb your twin in the womb.
#20 to #2 - anon id: a0f9f938
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Female rabbits can actually absorb their whole litters back into them if there isn't enough food in their warrens. Pic unrealated
#62 to #20 - morrisseyelise **User deleted account**
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User avatar #58 to #2 - ifiwereayoungman
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Twin-twin transfusion syndrome. Can only occurs in monochorionic twins (i.e. they must be identical and also share the same placenta).

What happens is links form between the blood vessels of the two fetuses where one fetus absorbs more blood from the mother's placenta than the other one. In severe cases the fetus may directly absorb blood from the other one.

Studying it in final year of med school at the moment.

User avatar #13 to #2 - jacobroan
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A vanishing twin, also known as fetal resorption.
User avatar #6 to #2 - scoggand
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i beleive its called ****** up
User avatar #8 to #6 - koalasonfire
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Oh yeah, thanks.
#12 to #6 - taxation
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User avatar #16 - CyrilKeir
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Just wanted to say... I was supposed to have a twin. She died in the womb, but never came out. I absorbed her completely. There's some odd side effects. I'm male, but I have a medical issue that only impacts women. I also have ONE ovary. No uterus, just one ovary that formed from the same gamete as the testes.
As a result, my genetics are XXY. Not the typical XY.
User avatar #74 to #16 - lazaman
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did you get the ovary removed? Do you have a small dick because of it? You have an extra chromosome, So does that mean you can Potato?
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User avatar #27 to #26 - CyrilKeir
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No, as I said, I don't have a uterus. If you meant can I still get a woman pregnant, the answer is yes. I'm still fertile.

Also, if someone wanted to get technical- You could harvest an egg from my one ovary. And then fertilize it with my sperm. And have a genuine mini-me. Since all the genetic material would be coming from me.
#63 to #27 - redclover
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User avatar #68 to #27 - Mawxter
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What if you did that and your child just so happened to be a midget too? How incredible would that be?
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#104 to #59 - CyrilKeir
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Deal. :D And as a thank you, feel free to use this coupon.
User avatar #81 to #27 - finnjevel
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WTF dude that **** sounds really awesome! I wanna be there when it happens.
User avatar #28 to #27 - AnonsForSure
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Yes, I do want to get technical, and no, you can't have a genuine mini-you.
User avatar #29 to #28 - CyrilKeir
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Not literally. But it would carry all of it's genetic material from me.
User avatar #105 to #29 - AnonsForSure
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Yeah, that's true.
#19 to #16 - bazda
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User avatar #21 to #19 - CyrilKeir
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Lol how did I rustle your jimmies?
User avatar #22 to #16 - Kamesakke
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Dude.....That is AWESOME!
User avatar #23 to #22 - CyrilKeir
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You'd think so, until I get a nasty aching pain between the 3rd and the 10th every month, on the left side where the ovary is. xD On the plus side, the extra estrogen hormones make my skin nice and smooth, and my hair silky. XD

So, it's not all bad? :D
User avatar #24 to #23 - Kamesakke
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Well, I'm saying it's awesome because it kind of makes you stand out as an individual. Genetic mutations are awesome! I just wish most of mine weren't neurological nor intestinal.
#25 to #24 - CyrilKeir
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I'm... a mutant?    
   
What super powers do I get? :D
I'm... a mutant?

What super powers do I get? :D
User avatar #32 to #25 - ragingbrony
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You become a demon once a month
User avatar #33 to #32 - jcook
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Sir, you deserve a wheelbarrow of thumbs for that comment
#34 to #33 - CyrilKeir
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xD That's great!    
   
I gave him my thumb. :D
xD That's great!

I gave him my thumb. :D
#84 to #32 - raidresid
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#37 to #25 - predheadtx
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the ability to breed with yourself! isnt that good enough? now get to fapping!!!!
User avatar #54 to #25 - chevah
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not to drive the conversation away but mutations are awesome :D I have one green eye one blue
User avatar #42 to #25 - narr
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Are you really effeminate?
#103 to #42 - CyrilKeir
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Yes actually, I am. I have people ask me if I'm gay all the time. I say "Not unless you count being a Lesbian." :D

Pic related, it's me
#106 to #103 - narr
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It's to bad that you aren't gay, but for what it's worth you are very attractive. :B
I kinda know that Feminine feel.
Pic related, It's a glorious winged faggot. Me.
User avatar #107 to #106 - CyrilKeir
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Well thank you sir. ^_^ I appreciate it. :3
User avatar #35 to #16 - toomas
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Then you have Kleinfelter's Syndrome and are at an increased risk (for a male) of developing breast cancer later in life - keep an eye on that.
User avatar #102 to #35 - CyrilKeir
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-nods- I already had a small scare with that. One of my nips developed a lump under it. Got it checked out, they told me it's a benign growth. -phew!- Then it just stopped, and now I have a slightly puffy nipple. :D
User avatar #48 - funnyjunkeyyy
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I was a twin. At like two months the other twin died and I like ate it for nutrients...(that's what the hospital/my mom says)

i'm a cannibal.
#14 - piewtf
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Absorption of twins in the womb is actually quite common, something like 1 out of 8 people have absorbed a twin. Chimera's are thought to be the cause of like homosexuality (e.g. you are a male, female faternal twin, you absorb her, her stem cells are used to build part of your brain, that part of your brain makes you like dick.)
#31 to #14 - axelj
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so is thats why some kids come out gay? or bi?
User avatar #55 to #14 - chevah
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@ the pic, heterochromia, i have that, sept one green eye one blue. I'm pretty sure I didn't have a twin though D;
#49 to #14 - anon id: 54ef4d05
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I read an article on chimeric people a while back and haven't been able to find it since... Anyway, it was about this woman who landed up in a court case because the son that she gave birth to wan't related to her at all, because she had absorbed her twin's ovaries in the womb. Something like that. It also suggested that some people who hear voices in their heads are misdiagnosed with a psychiatric disoder when in reality they just absorbed their twin and can hear their thoughts.

But we weren't to feel left out; apparently in the womb, some of our mother's cells gets transferred into us someow and, for some reason unknown to science, they stay there until we die, making us all technically chimeric.
#56 to #49 - anon id: eafe82b1
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They absorbed their twin, they ain't Cole Sear you retarded ****. The twin is dead, no thoughts, no nothing, capiche?
User avatar #87 to #14 - corkscrew
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what's with the picture of the eyes? Because I have that
User avatar #108 to #87 - piewtf
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oh, basically it means (most likely) that you had a twin that you absorbed and took one of his/her eyes
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#100 to #71 - anon id: 1c126c6e
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< Her actual face when
#3 - thecanadiankush
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Comment Picture
#80 - twatmissile
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the morbid channel has really been dominating the frontpage lately....   
not a complaint, just an observation
the morbid channel has really been dominating the frontpage lately....
not a complaint, just an observation
#82 to #80 - shedrule
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what is that
what is that
#86 to #82 - dyllygaf
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Probably this hamster's owner
Probably this hamster's owner
User avatar #99 to #86 - twatmissile
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first thing i thought when seeing this was resident evil 4
like that final boss fight with lord saddler
User avatar #83 to #82 - lolfire
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...I don't even want to know what your gif is about.
User avatar #98 to #83 - expensiveprice
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Too bad, it's a Japanese Chip commercial.
User avatar #85 to #83 - shedrule
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lol neither do I to be fair
#93 to #82 - ochere
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Lunacy.
#10 - darman
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A term for someone that absorbed another in the uterus is Chimera, much like the mythical beast. I have a friend that is a chimera.
#88 - feragon
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**feragon rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at Marriage ** mfw I was born with an umbilical cord round my neck