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Soviet Creepypasta

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Submitted: 05/20/2012
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#2 - anon (05/21/2012) [-]
I have no idea who's voice I read this in.
But he had a terrible accent.
#53 to #2 - dooblydoo (05/21/2012) [-]
I finally found out who's got the russian voice in my head, I think..
#36 to #13 - finnjevel (05/21/2012) [-]
Doesn't that animal look a bit like this? Anyone?
#24 to #21 - eddyb (05/21/2012) [-]
But I can apple..
#3 - RainbowFright (05/21/2012) [-]
I read it in Micky Rourke's voice when he played Ivan Vanko.
User avatar #9 to #3 - supamonkey (05/21/2012) [-]
who are those guys hanging around in the background?
#19 to #9 - anon (05/21/2012) [-]
future coffin occupants to dig up
#15 to #3 - anon (05/21/2012) [-]
Cockatoo is a BOSS!
User avatar #5 to #3 - deadbyapril (05/21/2012) [-]
I did too...
#12 - dixego (05/21/2012) [-]
#10 - imaginativename (05/21/2012) [-]
i read it in this guys voice from 2012
User avatar #22 - roflstorm (05/21/2012) [-]
shouldve added
"and so is life in soviet russia"
#4 - heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaey (05/21/2012) [-]
Probably won't be as funny to people who don't know the original copypasta
#6 to #4 - anon (05/21/2012) [-]
That doesn't matter, this is still freakin' funny.
User avatar #14 to #4 - LookinHereWhy (05/21/2012) [-]
Link me please.
No LOZ Link guys, I beg of you.
User avatar #23 to #14 - conordalymcr (05/21/2012) [-]
-Original Creepypasta-
Coffins used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of copper tubing and a bell. The tubing would allow air for victims buried under the mistaken impression they were dead. Harold, the Oakdale gravedigger, upon hearing a bell, went to go see if it was children pretending to be spirits. Sometimes it was also the wind. This time it wasn’t either. A voice from below begged, pleaded to be unburied.
“You Sarah O’Bannon?”
“Yes!” the voice assured.
“You were born on September 17, 1827?”
“Yes!”
“The gravestone here says you died on February 19?”
“No I’m alive, it was a mistake! Dig me up, set me free!”
“Sorry about this, ma’am,” Harold said, stepping on the bell to silence it and plugging up the copper tube with dirt. “But this is August. Whatever you is down there, you ain’t alive no more, and you ain’t comin’ up.”
#45 - WildRover (05/21/2012) [-]
mfw trying to read this.
mfw trying to read this.
+6
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User avatar #49 to #43 - trollchildxy (05/21/2012) [-]
I really need one of those foaming at the mouth reaction pics or flailing laughter reaction pics for things like this. It tickled my humorous.
#50 - dtox (05/21/2012) [-]
Da, is true soviet.
#27 - alseides (05/21/2012) [-]
da, comrade general
#29 to #27 - AnonsForSure (05/21/2012) [-]
Conscript reporting!
#46 - machinemaster (05/21/2012) [-]
In soviet russia...
User avatar #42 - duchessofcorn (05/21/2012) [-]
And then OP the English language.
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