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Sleep Paralysis and Lucid Dreaming

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Submitted: 05/06/2012
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User avatar #21 - bionicpanda (05/06/2012) [-]
That wasn't lucid dreaming.
Lucid dreaming is being aware you are in a dream and having complete control of what is going on. like you can **** megan fox while smoking 12 cigars.

What you're talking about is astral projection. where you leave your physical body and see yourself sleeping. Know the difference. Lucid dreaming is ******* awesome.
User avatar #9 - smokinhigh (05/06/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Fake? Bitch please, sleep paralysis be accompanied by hallucinations and over all feeling of panic, fear or danger. Keep in mind that you are still in a dream. Get your ******* **** together, it is actually possible to see terrifying things in sleep paralysis, you just got lucky and got a lame one without hallucinations.

Also, I've been there and done that. Twice. Once with hallucinations, once without.
#22 - squareballs (05/07/2012) [-]
>Lay on my bad, wide awake
>Contemplate what to do with my what to do with my final hours of freedom
>Decide to attempt lucid dreaming
>Lay there for what seemed like forever
>My eyes are incredibly heavy, but I'm not tired
>Decide to open my eyes
>Feels like a thousand pounds are on them
>Eventually they open
>I see my small, dark room
>I go to move
>I can, but I have to use all my might to do so
>Decide to wait and see what happens
>Door opens, emitting a white light
>Slenderman, or what looked like Slendy, walks in
>I can't move my eyes
>Flooded with a sense of security
>He basically chills there for a while
>My vision gives out
>I wake up
The **** does this mean...is my spirit animal Slenderman?

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User avatar #23 - usmcoorah (05/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#24 to #23 - batgod (05/07/2012) [-]
Google is your friend. It's best to master lucid dreaming before you try astral projection, but they're both pretty hard to start. Check a clock twice at random intervals throughout the day, turn a light off and on or count something. If you're dreaming, the time will change, the light won't work or you'll find you won't be able to count / you'll count it a second time and the total will be different. Make that a habit and you'll eventually do it while dreaming.

Also, I recommend taking 2-6 melatonin tablets before you sleep. It doesn't necessarily help with lucid dreaming, but you'll sleep heavier and as a result your dreams a **** ton more awesome and vivid (at least for me, you could end up in Satan's torture chamber).
User avatar #1 - brianhanerjr (05/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
So this actually happened? I've tried lucid dreaming before but I couldn't pull it off.
#33 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
If you want to hear something truly horrid i have a story for you. i can swear to god its 100% true.
>be 15
>awful pain in my side and i would be going to the hospital the next morning.
>fell asleep in livingroom on the couch- bed thing
>i wake up because the pain is unbearable
>my mouth opens and air escapes, trying to scream
>feel something heavy, maybe my cat crawling up me
>can barely move, but manage to look down
>something looking like a baby covered in blood and decaying, rotting flesh falling off
>is now on my chest
> crying, tears only come out no noise and its hard to breathe
>the thing is laughing at me, hysterically
>stops abrubtly
>leans down in my face, awful smell of blood and rotting ass
>looks me in the eyes and whispers "I give life... to the angels"
>conjure up all of my strength screaming like im getting murdered.
>watch that thing fall on the floor laughing and crawled underneath my sofa-bad
> looked for it
>blood all over my chest, nasty creature scratched the **** out of everything from my toes to my neck
>mom takes to to the hospital
>go to the E.R. nothing wrong with me at all.

like what the actual **** ?!?!?
User avatar #32 - brotify (05/10/2012) [-]
You was in the state where your soul is out of your body, you can fly and **** in that state.
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User avatar #27 - wolverinebamf (05/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I have had 2lucid dreams, the first I was in a weirdly shaped city, everything was purple green and yellow, then my little sister walked up and told me how to change colors of things in my dreams, she gave me a green bar, and told me to make it purple, I tried and failed, then she told me the bar is purple, I looked down and it was purple. I spent the rest of the dream trying to fly, never got it down.

The second dream, I was in a white futuristic city, everything was made of smooth white plastic. I walked around looking for a place to fap (I know how ******* stupid) but couldn't find a private place, I eventually found myself on top of a building and pulled out an ipad and there was porn on it, then the porn came out of the ipad and I ****** the girl in it.

That was almost a year ago, now when I realize I am dreaming, everything starts buzzing and I wake up...
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