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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#13 - TheThinkingHat
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>Be father of two
>Sneak in the house after a night out
>Wife is nowhere to be found
>Go to freshen up in the bathroom
>Youngest kid taking a **** in the lower bathroom
>Go upstairs and take a shower
>Get out and pass out on the bed
>The next morning the kid is terrified about a shower monster
>MFW I never told him that story and is now scarred for life
User avatar #140 to #13 - nwmirite
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I'm sorry but can someone explain this comment..? I've reread it and I'm still yet to understand.
User avatar #2 - Riukanojutsu
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(05/02/2012) [-]
Why am i not affected? O yea thats caused im not 12 XD
User avatar #17 to #2 - lordketchup
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go kill yourself
#18 to #2 - justinesixteen **User deleted account**
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User avatar #5 to #2 - conordalymcr
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You certainly spell like you are.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Riukanojutsu
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Isn't that cute. The grammar argument, you must be so proud of yourself.
User avatar #7 to #6 - conordalymcr
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I wouldn't call it an argument. It's more of a "you're a ******* retard, leave the Internet" kind of thing.
User avatar #8 to #7 - Riukanojutsu
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>implying tht writing quickly makes me retarded
>implying that english is my first language
>implying that i was wrong

Also it's funny cause you're a newfag XD
#9 to #8 - conordalymcr
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>Implying tardese counts as a first language
User avatar #10 to #9 - Riukanojutsu
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>Implying english Isn't my first language.

Think about that for at least 3 seconds, then think again. Cause you know you cant think for ****. Then tell me if you still think you're right, if yes take a knife and open your veins, if not well then just have a good day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - conordalymcr
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I will indeed have a good day, thank you sir.
#47 to #10 - eighteenlettersare **User deleted account**
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#23 to #10 - anon id: a31c89c1
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English is not my first language and I do not have a problem with typing fast with correct spelling and make a few mistakes sometimes.
#14 to #10 - anon id: 205ceb3c
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#22 to #8 - mcfirestar
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User avatar #26 to #8 - nosauceforyou
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I think we can all distinguish who the real newfag is.
#4 - ragingbrony
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(05/02/2012) [-]
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Must have been the aliens.
#29 to #4 - ciivil
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**ciivil rolls 018** Colored Text makes everything cooler.
#30 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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(05/02/2012) [-]
>Go on FJ
>See all these retarded morbid posts
>Discover mega boner in pants
>Dog comes into room
>Bites off one of my testicles
>Run outside naked
>Hug the mailman
>He's a carrot
>Mailbox turns into a carrot
>My house turns into cheese
>Ground turns into applejuice
>Boner goes threw the applejuice
>My boner is now orange
>Wake up
>It was all a dream
>******* wednesday
#41 to #30 - anon id: d7934158
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>Spaghetti sprayed from pockets in a furious Italian Michael Bay-splosion.
#36 to #30 - avni
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Dafuq did I just read
#46 to #30 - spinosaurx
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User avatar #99 - imagnetsux
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>be me
>homeless
>dirty
>guy has a ****** lock on his door
>sneak in while hes taking a **** and use his shower
>get water on the floor, but i hear him moving downstairs, he must have heard me
>NOPENOPENOPE
>run like hell and leave water on the floor
>instead of coming to investigate he runs outside
>lurk around neighborhood, come back later
>guy and his brother going upstairs with knives
>ishouldntbealive.jpg.
User avatar #115 to #99 - bchewey
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you realize he didn't mean bathroom floor but the floor where you shower on right?
#21 - mrnolanbarker
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(05/02/2012) [-]
not funny or scary
not funny or scary
#27 to #21 - onedoesgusta
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I thumbed simply for the shaun of the dead gif
#28 to #27 - mrnolanbarker
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#31 to #28 - onedoesgusta
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again, I thumbed
#57 - newupload **User deleted account**
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#137 - mikehawks
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Mfw you didn't wipe.
Mfw you didn't wipe.
User avatar #102 - stolkenator
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>be home alone
>hear a scratch at my door
>open door
>delivery man accidently hit my door with the new rake I ordered.
>I told him I'd take care of it.
>told him to have a nice day.