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#13 - TheThinkingHat (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be father of two
>Sneak in the house after a night out
>Wife is nowhere to be found
>Go to freshen up in the bathroom
>Youngest kid taking a **** in the lower bathroom
>Go upstairs and take a shower
>Get out and pass out on the bed
>The next morning the kid is terrified about a shower monster
>MFW I never told him that story and is now scarred for life
User avatar #2 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (05/02/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Why am i not affected? O yea thats caused im not 12 XD
User avatar #5 to #2 - conordalymcr (05/02/2012) [-]
You certainly spell like you are.
#4 - ragingbrony (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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Must have been the aliens.
#30 - lookatmyhouseofwax (05/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Go on FJ
>See all these retarded morbid posts
>Discover mega boner in pants
>Dog comes into room
>Bites off one of my testicles
>Run outside naked
>Hug the mailman
>He's a carrot
>Mailbox turns into a carrot
>My house turns into cheese
>Ground turns into applejuice
>Boner goes threw the applejuice
>My boner is now orange
>Wake up
>It was all a dream
> ******* wednesday
User avatar #99 - imagnetsux (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be me
>guy has a ****** lock on his door
>sneak in while hes taking a **** and use his shower
>get water on the floor, but i hear him moving downstairs, he must have heard me
>run like hell and leave water on the floor
>instead of coming to investigate he runs outside
>lurk around neighborhood, come back later
>guy and his brother going upstairs with knives
#21 - mrnolanbarker (05/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
not funny or scary
not funny or scary
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#137 - mikehawks (05/02/2012) [-]
Mfw you didn't wipe.
Mfw you didn't wipe.
User avatar #102 - stolkenator (05/02/2012) [-]
>be home alone
>hear a scratch at my door
>open door
>delivery man accidently hit my door with the new rake I ordered.
>I told him I'd take care of it.
>told him to have a nice day.
#79 - slumberdonkey (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 9
>Be at best friend's house
>Trying to sleep
>Hear slow, constant dripping noises throughout the whole house
>We go on adventure to find out the phantom dripping
>Check every toilet, every sink, and every shower
>We stay up till 3 in the morning searching the whole house
>Our faces when it was the ******* fish tank the whole time
User avatar #48 - thetrobadour (05/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
wait..... you did not wipe your ass ?
#103 - OperativeOpposite (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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>Be(n) 10
>Get the Omnitrix
>Save the planet from Vilgax
>Ghostfreak get's out
>Never have GhostFreak in omnitrix again.

User avatar #100 - fukkendragonite (05/02/2012) [-]
>Be on funnyjunk
>Go on morbid channel
>See tons of ******** stories that make no sense
>Never return again, scarred for life.
#44 - eleanortook (05/02/2012) [-]
MFW reading these
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User avatar #71 - jinjo (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
These morbid stories are **** .

Who's writing these? A bunch of kids in fourth grade?

who's thumbing them up? A bunch of kids in ******* first?
#19 - aksion (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The **** is this? Ar you actually retarded? Go make some better OC cuz this **** is getting old, its not even scary
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