Shortest sad story. Source: Imgur. id 5313: Bay shoes. Never Ham." Huang. never worn because i am a baby shoe salesman
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Shortest sad story

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id 5313:
Bay shoes. Never Ham."
Huang
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Submitted: 08/01/2013
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#4 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
never worn because i am a baby shoe salesman
User avatar #3 - therealtjthemedic (08/02/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Shortest horror story:
"The last man on earth heard a knock on the door."
User avatar #10 to #3 - seapuss (08/02/2013) [-]
"It was the last woman on earth"
User avatar #12 - sheeittyrone (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"....Feet too big"
#19 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I dont get it
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#5 - nuttyturd (08/02/2013) [-]
mfw reading this
#50 - nemoilily ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
#25 - mrmamric (08/02/2013) [+] (15 replies)
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT:   
   
Ernest Hemingway was in a competition with a dear friend. They both wanted to see who could come up with the shortest story ever told. Ernest Hemingway then came back with this little ditty. To this day, many people believe he stole the short story as many records of it existing before his time have been brought to light.   
   
English and History major, AWAY!
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT:

Ernest Hemingway was in a competition with a dear friend. They both wanted to see who could come up with the shortest story ever told. Ernest Hemingway then came back with this little ditty. To this day, many people believe he stole the short story as many records of it existing before his time have been brought to light.

English and History major, AWAY!
#17 - crazyeyedbioll (08/02/2013) [-]
The last toilet paper roll is down to 1 tiny shred. starring taco bell, this summer's newest horror film that will keep you on the edge of your seat, crying for help
The last toilet paper roll is down to 1 tiny shred. starring taco bell, this summer's newest horror film that will keep you on the edge of your seat, crying for help
#31 - electrictroll ONLINE (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Pic related my favorite short poem.
User avatar #40 to #31 - girguy (08/02/2013) [-]
fuck yeah vsauce
#24 - ipostfunny (08/02/2013) [-]
Shortest romance story

"For sale:
Condom. Never worn."
E. Ipostfunny
User avatar #27 - aglet (08/02/2013) [-]
Parachute for sale: like new - never opened, once used, slightly stained.
User avatar #2 - anotherhaloguy (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"It's too far to reach"..... saddest story of my life
#1 - pokemonnuzlocke (08/02/2013) [-]
Never worn because the baby was too fat
#59 - rambomanthree (08/02/2013) [-]
Or maybe they are being sold new, in a store.
#76 - darkjustifier (08/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
eh.....sad story.
User avatar #82 to #81 - darkjustifier (08/03/2013) [-]
one word does not a question make.
#56 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why would you buy baby shoes before the baby was born
User avatar #86 to #56 - emokoneko (08/05/2013) [-]
Parenting takes a lot of preparation, and many parents will buy clothes and shoes before the baby gets there. After all, the kid can't be naked until you can go clothes shopping! (From experience, I can say shopping was definitely on the list of things I did NOT want to do immediately after giving birth.) Also, many people will give things like clothes, diapers, etc. as baby shower gifts.
User avatar #52 - yuukoku (08/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
God, I love Hemingway. It's so sad how he died.
User avatar #46 - coolioplasm (08/02/2013) [-]
Or the shortest rejoice story.
User avatar #35 - Loppytaffy (08/02/2013) [-]
"Failed paternity test"
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