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#4
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gratrunka (05/20/2012) [+]
(13 replies)
>Have Child
>wait until child is 10
>Buy creepy ultra-realistic statue of a clown covered in bloodstains
>hire babysitter
>leave house
>when babysitter calls about the clown, tell her you don't have one
>laugh for five minutes
>realise you've spent 10 years of your life, had a child and bought a creepy statue just for a practical joke
>wait until child is 10
>Buy creepy ultra-realistic statue of a clown covered in bloodstains
>hire babysitter
>leave house
>when babysitter calls about the clown, tell her you don't have one
>laugh for five minutes
>realise you've spent 10 years of your life, had a child and bought a creepy statue just for a practical joke
#7
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Kirara (05/20/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
>Be dad.
>Call baby sitter.
>Tell her to watch children while gone.
>Never leave.
>Dress up as creepy fucking clown.
>Give phone to friend before you go stand in corner of room.
>Baby sitter spots you.
>Calls phone, friend answers.
>Baby sitter asks to cover clown statue.
>Friend acts as dad, says sure.
>Scare piss out of baby sitter as she tries to cover you.
>Laugh for 20 minutes.
>Call baby sitter.
>Tell her to watch children while gone.
>Never leave.
>Dress up as creepy fucking clown.
>Give phone to friend before you go stand in corner of room.
>Baby sitter spots you.
>Calls phone, friend answers.
>Baby sitter asks to cover clown statue.
>Friend acts as dad, says sure.
>Scare piss out of baby sitter as she tries to cover you.
>Laugh for 20 minutes.
#184
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thisitesux (05/20/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
the police probably told them to quit clowning around
#19
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shesaidshewaslegal (05/20/2012) [-] I was ready to thumb down this old thing until I saw the last line.
good job OP
good job OP
#233
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guntoat ONLINE (05/21/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
>be 12
>at best friend's house
>here strange noise from the basement
>NOPENOPENOPE
>realize he has no basement
>mfw i am phone
>at best friend's house
>here strange noise from the basement
>NOPENOPENOPE
>realize he has no basement
>mfw i am phone
#9
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foelkera (05/20/2012) [-] One night two parents went out for dinner.
A few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room.
The dad told her to bitch slap both the kids because he kept telling them not to move the damned statue into their room.
A few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room.
The dad told her to bitch slap both the kids because he kept telling them not to move the damned statue into their room.
