Scary Dream

So, I was standing in the Afghani Desert with bullets whizzing past my head. Nlood and guts were everywhere. My job was to keep my head down and to disarm a bomb that was going to kill all of us. The bomb was located in a grate that was pooling blood inside. I keep wiping the blood away to no avail and I was losing control. Finally I hear the countdown... 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... It doesn't go off. Then I see my ex walk toward me and she said,"I'm pregnant."

She dropped the bomb....