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Scariest short story
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The real scariest short stun of all time
A kid was skipping " , and then the re was a knock at the do or, . .
It was his mum...
A kid was skipping " , and then the re was a knock at the do or, . .
It was his mum...
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#55
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pitos (01/12/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Scariest short story: Nigger Version
A KFC closed down for the night.
IT NEVER OPENED AGAIN.
A KFC closed down for the night.
IT NEVER OPENED AGAIN.
#50
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aludile (01/12/2012) [-]
Ignoring the fact that no one's meant to be home, why would she knock? She supposedly lives there. Just walk into that shit.
#67
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radioactivemilk (01/12/2012) [-]
> be doing spanish homework.
>spaghetti comes in room
> asks me what im doing
> tell him to go away I'm doing work
> he says lol not anymore
>look at hands
>fingers are spaghetti
>can't hold pen
>homework turns to pasta sauce
>pissed off
>my spanish homework is pasta
>can't jack off because of spaghetti fingers
> worst thursday ever
>spaghetti comes in room
> asks me what im doing
> tell him to go away I'm doing work
> he says lol not anymore
>look at hands
>fingers are spaghetti
>can't hold pen
>homework turns to pasta sauce
>pissed off
>my spanish homework is pasta
>can't jack off because of spaghetti fingers
> worst thursday ever
#9
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imnotveryfunny (01/12/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
What was the original version of this? I remember seeing it once but I don't remember what it was. Anyone who knows what it was gets one internet. Pic not related.
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
>At friend's house.
>Constipated.
>Finally take a giant shit that looks like Paul Newman.
>Flush the toilet.
>Toilet is clogged.
>My Paul Newman poop rises up.
>The poop turns into legit Paul Newman.
>Paul Newman is back from the dead.
>He pukes out his bran of oreos called newman-o's.
>I eat them.
>I have to shit again after eating them.
>Constipated.
>Now I shit 2 poops that also look like Paul Newman.
>They come to life as Paul Newman clones.
>Everything repeats.
>Now I have an army of Paul Newmans.
>Don't know what to do with them.
>Take them to see The Devil Inside
>They all start becoming exorcised.
>They all turn into the Anti-Christ.
>Run away from them into a new state.
>It's Ohio.
>Constipated.
>Finally take a giant shit that looks like Paul Newman.
>Flush the toilet.
>Toilet is clogged.
>My Paul Newman poop rises up.
>The poop turns into legit Paul Newman.
>Paul Newman is back from the dead.
>He pukes out his bran of oreos called newman-o's.
>I eat them.
>I have to shit again after eating them.
>Constipated.
>Now I shit 2 poops that also look like Paul Newman.
>They come to life as Paul Newman clones.
>Everything repeats.
>Now I have an army of Paul Newmans.
>Don't know what to do with them.
>Take them to see The Devil Inside
>They all start becoming exorcised.
>They all turn into the Anti-Christ.
>Run away from them into a new state.
>It's Ohio.
nobody reply to the guy below me, he just wants attention