Scariest shit of my childhood1. If you ever fell riding your bike or doing anything else, you knew how scary this was. MOM NO MOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Shits like lava
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Scariest shit of my childhood1. If you ever fell riding your bike or doing anything else, you knew how scary this was. MOM NO MOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you ever fell riding your bike or doing anything else, you knew how scary this **** was.

MOM NO **** MOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING

BETTER
******* STOP

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH ****

Cuts (r Abrasions
For Use As An Antiseptic
Gargle Or Rinse
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User avatar #26 - Lintutu (08/16/2012) [-]
hydrogen peroxide didnt burn for me....it just made a really weird bubbly feeling
User avatar #30 to #26 - sinonyx (08/16/2012) [-]
same, so i never thought it was actually working so i used rubbing alcohol.. yeah it stung a little bit, just that just means it was working right?
User avatar #27 to #26 - icefried (08/16/2012) [-]
Same. It just foamed when i put it on a wound.
User avatar #29 to #27 - Noonelikesanimal (08/16/2012) [-]
because it drew oxygen out of the blood
User avatar #36 to #29 - lodestone (08/16/2012) [-]
Nope. There is an enzyme in your blood called catalase that catalyzes the reaction of hydrogen peroxide into hydrogen and oxygen.
#21 - nowayimgonasayyes (08/16/2012) [-]
i thought it was fun to watch it turn white and bubble
#19 - mufdvr (08/16/2012) [-]
I'll get the iodine...
#38 - mattdoggy ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-]
>at Halloween party   
>living in Florida so it's pretty warm   
>playing outside with glowsticks at night   
>have bright idea to bite the end of glowstick off and write on my shirt   
>success! almost....   
>swallow some   
>apparently glowsticks are like 95 percent hydrogen peroxide   
>swallowing a little bit will make you vomit   
>i start vomiting uncontrollably   
>girl sees me spitting up color stuff and thinks it looks cool, she wants to try   
>dumbb*tch.jpg   
>threw up 30 times in an hour   
>she is sick as well   
>not deadly but no fun   
>Scared of glowsticks now
>at Halloween party
>living in Florida so it's pretty warm
>playing outside with glowsticks at night
>have bright idea to bite the end of glowstick off and write on my shirt
>success! almost....
>swallow some
>apparently glowsticks are like 95 percent hydrogen peroxide
>swallowing a little bit will make you vomit
>i start vomiting uncontrollably
>girl sees me spitting up color stuff and thinks it looks cool, she wants to try
>dumbb*tch.jpg
>threw up 30 times in an hour
>she is sick as well
>not deadly but no fun
>Scared of glowsticks now
User avatar #70 to #38 - demonicdolphin (08/22/2012) [-]
When I was small me and my brother accidently popped a glowstick in the bed when we were trying to sleep
User avatar #56 - imagnetsux ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-]
mam
waht r u doing
mam
stahp
User avatar #41 - biggrand (08/16/2012) [-]
had to poor this on my bone when i tried to catch a knife a few years ago, **** was weird
#42 to #41 - abdullahmag (08/16/2012) [-]
pour*
User avatar #43 to #42 - biggrand (08/16/2012) [-]
i tried to catch a knife, do you think i can spell?
#60 to #43 - thinkwithportals (08/17/2012) [-]
I laughed
I laughed
#58 - spawnconnery ONLINE (08/17/2012) [-]
Mom: When the cloth hits the cut, you have my permission to cry.
#53 - commentfavourer (08/16/2012) [-]
Am I the only person who ******* loves that **** ?
User avatar #54 to #53 - zombiejew (08/16/2012) [-]
First time i used it i was like, neat
User avatar #59 to #53 - wilburn (08/17/2012) [-]
i agree, it doesnt even hurt, and on other comments about ears, i use it about once a month to drain my wax
#46 - baramill (08/16/2012) [-]
I love peroxide, it's better than alcohol swabs or spray.
#23 - John Cena (08/16/2012) [-]
I loved that stuff.. It never stung or hurt me. It just fizzed and bubbled and my mom always told me that the bubbles were helping me get better by eating all the bad germs and bacteria. I thought them bubbles were pretty legit.
User avatar #16 - lulzdealer (08/16/2012) [-]
my cuts didn't even get infected. germs were just THAT ******* SCARED OF MY IMMUNE SYSTEM. they knew that their miserable existence would be wiped out as soon as they hit the ******* bloodstream. white blood cells? **** That. I had ******* miniature CHUCK NORRISES defending my **** . Pathogens literally **** themselve out of fear of being obliterated at the mere sight of my ******* Mini Chuck Cells. so no, i didn't ever have to take that panzy-ass peroxide **** .
User avatar #1 - yeahitsmitch (08/16/2012) [-]
Are you kidding me? That stuff tickled. What about iodine? Or when I got poison ivy, I had to scrub it with a steel wool pad to pop all of them then pour bleach on them to kill it all. THAT **** hurt.
#2 to #1 - demcomments (08/16/2012) [-]
Iodine was no where near as bad. You've obviously never had some seriously bad crashes on your bike or seriously bad injuries.
#15 to #2 - navestotwo (08/16/2012) [-]
>be me biking down the trail   
>see cute girl with dog   
>try to speed up and curve on the trail entrance to impress her   
>trail is a rocky cliff on one side that leads to a creek   
> speed up   
> scared 			********		   
>slow down   
>too late   
>bounce halfway down cliff   
>grab on   
>unexpectedly my hand stabs itself in a sharp rock and is the only thing from me and the devil's spawn in the creek below   
>get help   
>alcohol and iodine to kill infection through hole in hand.   
>daily alcohol rinse (literally fill bathroom sink with alcohol then dip hand in for 3 minutes)   
>how you doin'?
>be me biking down the trail
>see cute girl with dog
>try to speed up and curve on the trail entrance to impress her
>trail is a rocky cliff on one side that leads to a creek
> speed up
> scared ********
>slow down
>too late
>bounce halfway down cliff
>grab on
>unexpectedly my hand stabs itself in a sharp rock and is the only thing from me and the devil's spawn in the creek below
>get help
>alcohol and iodine to kill infection through hole in hand.
>daily alcohol rinse (literally fill bathroom sink with alcohol then dip hand in for 3 minutes)
>how you doin'?
User avatar #3 to #2 - yeahitsmitch (08/16/2012) [-]
Nah man, when I first learned to ride a bike I wiped out all the time and got scratched to **** all over. Hydrogen peroxide was always cold, but it fizzed and tickled. Rubbing alcohol and iodine always burned or stung though. Maybe people are just react differently to that stuff.
#5 to #3 - demcomments (08/16/2012) [-]
If that stuff didn't burn then no way could it of been hydrogen peroxide. You sure your mom or yourself didn't use something else?
User avatar #6 to #5 - yeahitsmitch (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah, real sure. Same brown bottle and everything. It fizzed and bubbled but never stung. Rubbing alcohol always stung and so did iodine. Weird.
#7 to #6 - demcomments (08/16/2012) [-]
Sounds like you're dying. It had to of been something different, no way in hell could it of been the right thing.
User avatar #9 to #7 - yeahitsmitch (08/16/2012) [-]
It's pretty hard to mistake bottles of hydrogen peroxide for anything else.
#22 to #1 - killyojoy (08/16/2012) [-]
Haha I am immune to poison Ivy so Im lucky.
User avatar #10 to #8 - yeahitsmitch (08/16/2012) [-]
LOL
User avatar #11 to #10 - timelordeternal (08/16/2012) [-]
You took that well, have a thumb.
User avatar #12 to #11 - yeahitsmitch (08/16/2012) [-]
Ah man, it'll be a helluva day when I let someone make me angry on the internet. I make jokes at myself all the time so if someone else does and I were an ass about it then I'd be a special brand of douche.
#62 - shamusogrady (08/17/2012) [-]
At least your parents love you. I don't think mine did..
#47 - TardytheTurtle (08/16/2012) [-]
**** that ****
that **** tickled
this **** still gives me nightmares
User avatar #49 to #47 - Taiga (08/16/2012) [-]
iodine doesnt hurt at all wht are u talking about?
User avatar #52 to #49 - TardytheTurtle (08/16/2012) [-]
must be different recipes, My Iodine PTSD Stories below
I was 8, having fun out on my grandparents' farm
long story short, I crawled under a barbed wire fence and cut my back from left shoulder to right hip, didn't feel it
I thought Peroxide would be used, I loved peroxide, like I said it tickles
they only had Iodine
screamed loud enough that the neighbors from half a mile away came to see what was wrong
again another time at Grandparents' farm, 8 years later, helping with animals, trying to feed chickens but the rooster was pissed off for an unknown reason that morning, attacked me
you might think "oh it's just a chicken, it can't do **** "
in an answer to Napolean Dynamite, yes my chickens have large talons. Also they have a sharp beak, a bad attitude and the element of surprise over a half asleep 16 year old
cut my arms to hell
again didn't really feel anything beside blood making my hands slick
go to disinfect because he walks around in **** all day and I didn't want to get sick from infection, again, no peroxide, only Iodine, again it hurt worse than pissing with gonorrhea but I didn't scream as loud this time
that small shop they get groceries at must be owned by sadists
User avatar #35 - Daeiros (08/16/2012) [-]
not me, that **** was the nectar of the gods. i used to get ear infections costantantly and one little shot of that made the agonizing pain go away
User avatar #32 - TommyV (08/16/2012) [-]
Hydrogen Peroxide isn't painful when pinkie pieistered to open cuts and abrasions.
You're thinking of Rubbing Alcohol.
User avatar #33 to #32 - TommyV (08/16/2012) [-]
pinkie pieistered*
User avatar #34 to #33 - TommyV (08/16/2012) [-]
MOTHER ******
#67 - fantomen (08/17/2012) [-]
This **** is iron chloride. I bought a bottle of the stuff dissolved in water. You use it to instantly stop small wounds bleeding. I used it ONCE, and I never plan to use it again unless I'm bleeding to death or something. According to me it's the most painful thing you can use to treat a wound, seriously. I have spilled 30% hydrochloric acid in a wound by accident, and it didn't hurt nearly as much as this **** does. It works very well, but it stings and burns like a ************ for a good 3-4 minutes after application.
#66 - fagbagzag (08/17/2012) [-]
It's weird because for some reason I always liked doing that because i cold watch it get cleaned. It stung yeah, but it wasn't that bad..
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#25 - joeyisamadman (08/16/2012) [-]
Mfw childhood memories return
Mfw childhood memories return
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