Sara

Cockception

Not Sara.

How did you type that with no arms then?

My name is not Sara.

My Sara is no name.

Sara my name no.

nigger nigger nigger nigger

Why was the boy crying?






He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a plumber cry?



Kill his family

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple





the holocaust

What's worse than the holocaust?


finding two worms in your apple

I just added Princess Diana as a friend on xbox live.


I don't think she has any games though,
because shes always on the dashboard.

Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids?
It never gets old.

Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
Because they only had two vans

Did you hear about the two car pile-up Mexico?
200 people died.

A girl is flirting at a bar. She walks up to a black man and says "Tell me it's true what they say about black guys."
He then proceeds to stab her 37 times and steal her purse.

A hard working Black man has just finished saving for, and purchased his dream car. He is on his way home when suddenly his tire bursts. He pulls over, jacks up the car and starts wrestling it off. As he gets the wheel off, a tinted 4x4 flies around the corner and pulls up behind him.
Two big-ass Mexican guys step out with a tire iron, walk straight up to the car and smash the window in. The Black owner jumps up and starts yelling, “What the fuck do you cunts think you're doing?!”
The Mexicans reply "Don't be a greedy cunt. You get the wheels, we get the stereo

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?
Her hips.

And that's all folks. I must go. My people need me.

A black man, and a mexican are in a car, who is driving?


A cop.

whats black on top and white on bottom?




rape

How do you keep a mexican from stealing?

You put everything on the top shelf.



What do you call a bus full of black people driving off a cliff but has one empty seat?

A damn shame.




What's the difference between a baby nigger and a pile of shit?

One takes 9 months to make.

What's yellow, black and always makes you laugh
a bus full of niggers falling off a cliff

How many jews can you fit in a car?

50, 2 in the front seats, 3 in the back seats and 45 in the ash tray.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

how many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?



none, he fell

what do you call a plane full of black people crashing into a mountain?



a good start



What do you call a boat with every black person from america on it going back to africa?



a better start


what do you call every black person sent to the moon?



problem solved

mfw when u are that sara op's talking about

then how the fuck are you typing?

I find ways.

My girlfriends is Sarah O.o

**shirato rolled a random image posted in comment #133 at Some proper shit **
you're not supposed to be here!

A pinball set?

rape and aids

Why do you even have this!?

Because reasons.

it's dangerous to go alone, take this!

Yes, thank you very much sir.
I present to you a squab.

Everywhere.

Why didn't sarah get up?

She had no legs.

What did she get for Christmas?

Cancer

i love that dog <3

what did she get next year though?
Didn't make it that far