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Why did Sara fall at the .
swing?
May l.
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#283 - datsass (06/28/2012) [-]
I'm going to hell
I'm going to hell
User avatar #262 - znigga (06/06/2012) [-]
Here's some
Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: hide his foodstamps under his work boots.

Q:What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
A: member of Crimestoppers of America.

Q: A ****** and a **** fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
A: The **** , the ****** never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.

Q:Why are ******* getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
A: They are easier to spot

Q: Why are so many ******* moving to Detroit?
A: They heard there were no jobs there.

Q: How are black people and tornadoes similar?
A:It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
I seriously ******* hope seanessy's not reading these...
User avatar #263 to #262 - znigga (06/06/2012) [-]
btw not mine found
#260 - likeoneninja (06/06/2012) [-]
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#259 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
Where was Suzy during the bombing?





Everywhere.
#255 - HomerSimpson (06/06/2012) [-]
A giraffe walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Hey, why the long face?"

"My wife has terminal cancer" it says
#252 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
Q: What do you call a building full of Mexicans?

A: Jail
#261 to #252 - skollon (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh-ho! It's funny because it's Lord of the Flies kid! And I liked it because I love that book!
User avatar #251 - insanephantasm (06/06/2012) [-]
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

one is fun to smash with a hammer.

...the other is a watermelon.
#245 - huntertde (06/06/2012) [-]
Goddamn it OP, now I'm all horny and **** .
#237 - wildberk (06/06/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #282 to #237 - datsass (06/28/2012) [-]
Taemin :3
#230 - jackcow (06/06/2012) [-]
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I knew this joke but told differently:

Q: Why did the girl fell off the swing?
A: Because he had no hands.
Q: Why he fall again?
A: Because they rise him again.
-1
#233 to #230 - chazzyjoel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #238 to #233 - jackcow (06/06/2012) [-]
Yes, I know, my English is not as good as I want hehehe sorry, I give my best x3
User avatar #222 - frysfrys (06/06/2012) [-]
What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster?

A toaster wasn't raped and ******** .

(dont kill me)
User avatar #228 to #222 - frysfrys (06/06/2012) [-]
Here's one more!

How do you fit 1000 babies into a bowl?

Blender.

How do you get them out again?

Doritos.
User avatar #234 to #218 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
sara has no arms, therefore she can't knock on the door.
User avatar #235 to #234 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
however she could use her feet...
#213 - dougiephresh (06/06/2012) [-]
Why did the little boy drop the ice cream?
He was hit by a bus

What do you give a kid with no arms or legs for Christmas?
AIDS

Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
#226 to #213 - ascendedwings (06/06/2012) [-]
Feels on that last one bro
#217 to #213 - dougiephresh (06/06/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
get in the van
#236 to #217 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
So. ******* . Overused.
#265 to #236 - dougiephresh (06/06/2012) [-]
That one was meant specifically for you.
#188 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
OFFENSIVE JOKE THREAD

I have a few so I'll post 'em all.

Q: What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?
A: Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
User avatar #280 to #188 - monkieluv (06/18/2012) [-]
How many jews can you fit in a car?

50, 2 in the front seats, 3 in the back seats and 45 in the ash tray.
+1
#243 to #188 - chazzyjoel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #232 to #188 - adambombgoesboom (06/06/2012) [-]
what do you call a plane full of black people crashing into a mountain?



a good start



What do you call a boat with every black person from america on it going back to africa?



a better start


what do you call every black person sent to the moon?



problem solved
User avatar #227 to #188 - adambombgoesboom (06/06/2012) [-]
how many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?



none, he fell
User avatar #224 to #188 - adambombgoesboom (06/06/2012) [-]
whats black on top and white on bottom?




rape
#214 to #188 - palestineforlife (06/06/2012) [-]
What's yellow, black and always makes you laugh
a bus full of ******* falling off a cliff
User avatar #206 to #188 - mogwaves (06/06/2012) [-]
A black man, and a mexican are in a car, who is driving?


A cop.
User avatar #203 to #188 - knickfury (06/06/2012) [-]
Hi my name is allah.

I was born on 9/11 with my father osama
User avatar #199 to #188 - twatmissile (06/06/2012) [-]
I just added Princess Diana as a friend on xbox live.


I don't think she has any games though,
because shes always on the dashboard.
User avatar #196 to #188 - rainbowrollcake (06/06/2012) [-]
How do you keep a mexican from stealing?

You put everything on the top shelf.



What do you call a bus full of black people driving off a cliff but has one empty seat?

A damn shame.




What's the difference between a baby ****** and a pile of **** ?

One takes 9 months to make.
User avatar #189 to #188 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids?
It never gets old.
User avatar #190 to #189 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
Because they only had two vans
User avatar #191 to #190 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
Did you hear about the two car pile-up Mexico?
200 people died.
User avatar #192 to #191 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
A girl is flirting at a bar. She walks up to a black man and says "Tell me it's true what they say about black guys."
He then proceeds to stab her 37 times and steal her purse.
User avatar #193 to #192 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
A hard working Black man has just finished saving for, and purchased his dream car. He is on his way home when suddenly his tire bursts. He pulls over, jacks up the car and starts wrestling it off. As he gets the wheel off, a tinted 4x4 flies around the corner and pulls up behind him.
Two big-ass Mexican guys step out with a tire iron, walk straight up to the car and smash the window in. The Black owner jumps up and starts yelling, “What the **** do you ***** think you're doing?!”
The Mexicans reply "Don't be a greedy **** . You get the wheels, we get the stereo
User avatar #194 to #193 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
User avatar #195 to #194 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
What breaks when you give it to a toddler?
Her hips.
#198 to #195 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
And that's all folks. I must go. My people need me.
And that's all folks. I must go. My people need me.
#185 - johnmariotwo (06/06/2012) [-]
Ugh, i know its prohibited, but has any other Android user been seeing correlation between Funnyjunk and Funnyjokes?
User avatar #184 - Dingleberry (06/06/2012) [-]
-Where did Sara go when the bomb exploded?
-I don't know...
-Everywhere
#180 - lackofabettername (06/06/2012) [-]
Why did Sara drop her ice cream?   
   
   
   
She was hit by a bus
Why did Sara drop her ice cream?



She was hit by a bus
#177 - arsecandle (06/06/2012) [-]
What's funny about 4 black people driving off a cliff?





Nothing, they were my friends
+1
#244 to #177 - chazzyjoel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #176 - suddenlypotatoes (06/06/2012) [-]
oh god why face in reply to that joke?



wtf mate
User avatar #178 to #176 - DemonMatt (06/06/2012) [-]
This is Funnyjunk. We claim everything is ours, and we don't even know how the **** to use it.
User avatar #219 to #178 - theugandanhero (06/06/2012) [-]
That my friend, is one of the best possible ways to explain it.
#221 to #219 - DemonMatt (06/06/2012) [-]
I was expecting a red thumb ******** for telling the truth.
User avatar #225 to #221 - theugandanhero (06/06/2012) [-]
Well, you know, I'm pretty sure that there are more people on here than others that would love nothing more than to agree with that statement.
User avatar #239 to #225 - DemonMatt (06/06/2012) [-]
True..
#181 to #178 - suddenlypotatoes (06/06/2012) [-]
and when you explain that to them they start yelling at you like

<-- "STFU!!"
#183 to #181 - DemonMatt (06/06/2012) [-]
My feelings with rage comics lately.
#174 - chralievillanueva (06/06/2012) [-]
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