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Rolled my SUV last night
Hi FJ. So last night on my way home from work I managed to roll my SUV 3 times. I had just gotten off the on ramp and was speeding up when I noticed the person in front of me was only going 15-20 miles and hour so I started to move over to the left lane and upon my front left tire going over the line I hit a patch of black ice and my car promply started swerving towards oncoming traffic so I attempted to compensate and ended up overcompensating. So as I was sliding towards the guard rail my immediate thought was "well **** I don't have the money to fix a scratch like this is going to cause". I then turned to face left to see where I was going to impact, because at this point I knew I was going to make an unwanted connection with state property. BUT upon looking left i saw the end of the side rail and the beginning of the new off ramp that they were constructing which was still merely dirt roads. My next thought was "oh goody! I'll come to a easy stop over there and then I can drive off!" but gravity had other plans. Upon leaving the road I began to tip. My front left tire made contact with an incline and it launched me upside down. I remember thinking "well, this is going to suck.". I then continued to roll two or three times, it's a little hard to tell since all I could think was "oh good god this sucks". I eventually came to a stop as shown in the first picture and was able to unhook myself. I then crawled out of the hole where my windshield used to be and started looking for my phone to call my family to let them know what happened. But being unable to find my phone I made my way to the road to try to wave down anybody to be able to borrow their phone so I could call mine. Standing by the road for 20 minutes I was unable to get anybody to stop, but eventually the police showed up with an ambulance and fire truck in tow. One of them lent me their phone and I was able to call mine. The back has a big hole in it so now I've got this super awesome name brand case to cover it up as sown in the last picture. The paramedics checked me out and apparently the only thing that they could tell was visibly wrong with me was my fat lip, no broken bones, no massive cuts, no nothing. But when I got home after the adrenaline wore out my wrists started hurt pretty bad so I'm hoping they're just sprained.
Anyways, just felt like sharing. Have a better day than I did, everyone!
Yes, I know I posted it last night but I just realized I forgot to put it here in Morbid.
Tags: Cars | crashes | ow | ford explorer | Exploder | damnit | roll | terrible ride | would not recomm
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