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#333 - imsodone (04/30/2013) [-]
when i was 6 years old i dad stabbed me with a kitchen knife in the stomach, i spent 3 weeks in a koma. During my "sleep" i remembered how the feeling of being stabbed was familiar, and when i thought about it for some time, i started to remember a battlefield at the foot of a mountain and a temple to my right with trees on both sides of the temple, the armor of my "enemies" were that of leather and silk, i was wearing a roman armor and helmet.


2 months ago i visited Italy and went to vesuvius, at the foot of the mountain was that temple(slightly modified but i can swear to god thats the one) after i did some research about all of the things i can remember i can probbably say that i was a roman soldier who died in that battlefield from a stab wound to the heart, if anyone has ever heard of the myth "birth marks are where you died in your past life", i have a large brown birthmark starting at my shoulder and darkens as it goes down all the way to my last rib. and the darkest spot is just under my heart.

Coincidence? i think not.
#389 to #333 - afrojackson (04/30/2013) [-]
i have a birthmark on my dick... someone really ****** me up in my last life...
User avatar #377 to #333 - defeats (04/30/2013) [-]
I have a small birthmark on my chin... I don't know what cool deaths could have come from that...
#520 to #377 - duckslikegrapestoo (04/30/2013) [-]
spike through the head?
#353 to #333 - Laurenboo (04/30/2013) [-]
Strangely enough i have a very pale birth mark on the nape of my neck. And ever since i can remember i have had a fear of anyone touching my throat or neck...
User avatar #347 to #333 - pomegranate (04/30/2013) [-]
birthmark pics or it didnt happen
#348 to #347 - imsodone (04/30/2013) [-]
yea cuz i coudnt edit a birthmark to my chest on photoshop.. have some faith or dont belive me, which ever you choose i dont care.
#358 to #348 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
pics anyway
#367 to #358 - imsodone (04/30/2013) [-]
That'd be awhile since i will have to go out now, in sweden we have a tradition of lighting a large fire today. but i promise to delivar later.. ill have a timestamp aswell so hopefully you will belive i haven't photoshoped it, maybe 6-8 hours..
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