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#122 - ladyepic (04/30/2013) [-]
So, some fairly unusual things have happened to me before, but this was probably the most violent:
At my previous house, a couple strange things would happen, such as my bed randomly shaking (Still happens occasionally but less intensely) and my cat and dog getting scared as all **** for no reason. One day, a Saturday after ballet, I decide to take an evening nap. So I turn off my light, my fan, my tv, and my laptop, which was sitting open on an easel-table thing. Anyway, I fall asleep. I didn't dream, but I distinctly remember being in sleep paralysis (sleep paralyzed?) and something in my head screaming at me not to open my eyes. I fought as hard as I could to lift up my arm, but I fell back asleep before that happened.
I woke up an hour later with my torso down to my butt hanging off of the foot of my bed, but less hanging and more stiffly jutting out. I remember my muscles being clenched incredibly tight. I was in the position Christ would have been if the cross was laying on the ground. My fan was going at full blast, my light was on, my tv was on, and my laptop was on the screensaver.
I didn't sleep til dawn.
User avatar #160 to #122 - mrgoodlove (04/30/2013) [-]
That's pretty ******* scary. I mean I've had minor things happen in my old apartment like cabinets slamming closed in the middle of the night and the fridge opening and closing when nobody was in the kitchen, but nothing that extreme.
#148 to #122 - xxxgnipsxxx (04/30/2013) [-]
Dude, I consider myself an athiest but if that happened to me I would 1- Definitely start praying, if that **** can happen, then maybe God can too. 2- Get a priest to exercise / bless the place and move out.
User avatar #142 to #122 - filipnocd (04/30/2013) [-]
Time to move out OP.
#574 to #142 - ladyepic (05/01/2013) [-]
OP has moved out, but now I see people watching me from the shadows. Eh, win some, lose some.
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