Prepare for school!

Breaking news 20 dead at school due to pen crossbow shootout

I guess you could call it a weapon of Math Disruption!

don't even fucking mention school.

I used to be a student like you...but then i took an pen to the knee!

I use to be an ordinary student like you, then I took a pen to the knee.

This book has got all of that stuff.

Ok. I'm in the school. I will make this.
Step 1: disassemble the pen. Check
Step 2: Make a fucking hole in the middle. WUT

I got suspended at school in 7th grade for 2 days when I made this. A few months later a black kid at my school brought a machete and also got suspended for 2 days. And I'm white! Fucking BULLSHIT.

Prepare for school
It isn't cool
To give the children an education
To learn all sorts of useful information
To denounce the evils of being a nerd or scholar
To prepare you for jobs that make you more dollars
Teachers
Faculty
The District School System blasts off at the speed of sound
The increase in your intelligence will be profound

Op's face when

made this instead

I've seen this post so many times, and have tried it in the past. How the fuck are you supposed to pierce a hole in the pen "body" without breaking it in half?

lol "new"

mfw "new"