Poor Mike. why wouldn't you just chop him again. I really don't think this is funny but I bet it will make it to front page. That's just how funnyjunk works.. T choke your Chicken
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Poor Mike

Poor Mike. why wouldn't you just chop him again. I really don't think this is funny but I bet it will make it to front page. That's just how funnyjunk works.. T

why wouldn't you just chop him again. I really don't think this is funny but I bet it will make it to front page. That's just how funnyjunk works.

This is Mike, the headless chicken. He
lived for 18 months after the majority of his
head was removed.
He was originally injured when being
prepared for the cooking pot -- but the '/ Wil,
missed, leaving the jugular vein, one ear
and most of the brain stem intact.
Surprisingly, Mike didn' t die. The family
decided to care for him out of curiosity,
and fed him using an !
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#53 - jonnyfunk (04/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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mike's fw
User avatar #17 - raisedpsycho (04/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
That's cruel as ****
#59 - JASEYBOIONE (04/05/2013) [-]
Mike is kill.

No.

Terrible editing skills ftw
User avatar #14 - snerus (04/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A living, headless chicken? What fowl magic could perform this feat of reanimation?
#72 - bocatadesesos (04/05/2013) [-]
My ancestors are smiling at me, imperials...can you say the same?
#31 - tkfourtwoone (04/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
An older picture of Mike
#69 - Cleavland Steamer (04/05/2013) [-]
Should've given him head transplant surgery
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#107 - bobebob ONLINE (04/05/2013) [+] (9 replies)
What they did with the head
User avatar #33 - luuc (04/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
**** that family.
#109 - dafuqjusthappened (04/05/2013) [-]
Look at that boy. running around like a headless chicken
#21 - antey (04/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
damn humans
damn humans
User avatar #10 - lemonpepsiking (04/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And now the town has a yearly festival called "Mike the Headless Chicken Festival". Nice to see something on fj that i know about.
User avatar #1 - explore (04/04/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Until his owner went to feed him whilst drunk, put the food down the wrong hole and inadvertently caused Mike to choke to death.
User avatar #5 to #3 - lastsummershero (04/04/2013) [-]
He did but people call his death into question cause the family took an insurance policy out on him shortly before he died. The family had in traveling carnival shows to make extra money
User avatar #100 - xXMAQXx (04/05/2013) [-]
what a cock
#85 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/05/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Why? He's not enjoying life!    
   
How would you feel if someone cut off half of your head and being reduced to practically brain-dead pain filled life for 18 months? 						****					 those people for not ending it for him. That's just torture!
Why? He's not enjoying life!

How would you feel if someone cut off half of your head and being reduced to practically brain-dead pain filled life for 18 months? **** those people for not ending it for him. That's just torture!
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#122 - joktapuss (04/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you know whats next
#106 - killthemjuice (04/05/2013) [-]
Mike died from choking on a corn piece which was stuck in his throat
Mike died from choking on a corn piece which was stuck in his throat
User avatar #50 - frenchtoastftw (04/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I wonder how the chicken felt after getting brutally hit with an ax, getting his head half chopped off, then living with no mouth or eyes.
User avatar #51 to #50 - mookiez (04/05/2013) [-]
I think you're the vegan here.
#81 - tkfourtwoone (04/05/2013) [-]
With this sacrilege, you have angered... El Pollo Diablo!!!

Beware The Demon Chicken, for it is as tall as a man and twice as powerful! His massive drumsticks propel him through the dark jungle with ease. On the eve of the full moon, his blood-curdling squawk can be heard from every corner of Plunder Island! It is believed that one day, he will roam the island, exacting terrible vengeance on those who would capture and eat his smaller brethren!

P.S.: RIP LucasArts
User avatar #18 - hitlersoneballsack (04/05/2013) [-]
I guess it was not ahead in life
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