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#263 - dandaniels ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
good morning my lovely **** muffins

My name is Dan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life's who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ***** ? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to ***** drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ******* who should just kill yourselves. Just kidding Thanks for listening.
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#272 to #267 - CHEENO (11/22/2012) [-]
I think he's trying to replicate this and failing
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