Ouch

Reply+74

(10/14/2012)[-]

First time I've seen this... I thought it was a criminal running away from some cops... I assumed the criminal blew up or something.

#26 - alfjnn

Reply+41

(10/14/2012)[-]

The video is from 2007.
They speak Ukrainian.
It's a Promotional Video for Stalker SoC.
It's from a website, patrol the zone, or something of the sort.
No, it isn't real at all.

That should answer all your questions.

#31 to #26 - fantomen

Reply+20

(10/14/2012)[-]

WTF are you talking about man!?
The ZONE is totally real, and not made up at all.
Now get your little Freedom ass out of here and make way for the big strong PROUD men of DUTY!!!

#33 to #31 - rifflestheechidna**User deleted account**

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#64 to #31 - alfjnn

Reply0

(10/14/2012)[-]

LISTEN, YOU DOLG PRICK.

SVOBODA ALL DAY EVERY DAY.

Why would you want to destroy the greatest gift given to mankind?

#89 to #64 - fantomen

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(10/14/2012)[-]

If you really care about zone you would join ecologists!
But NO!! You Shoot at ecologist that try help everyone!
You are swine! You only care about profit to own pocket!!
You not care about understanding zone, and you not care about protecting world from zone, you are worst kind of ass!

#96 to #89 - alfjnn

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(10/14/2012)[-]

IF YOU CARED ABOUT THE ZONE, YOU WOULD STILL BE IN THE MILITARY, AT THE CORDON, NOT RUNNING AROUND POPPING STALKERS, DOING BUSINESS WITH MERCS.

YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT DESTROYING THE ZONE FOR YOUR OWN GAIN.

#99 to #96 - fantomen

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(10/14/2012)[-]

I leave army to destroy zone to protect quaintly from horrors of zone!
Army never do anything! Army just sit in camps on borders of zone!
I never bother STALKER, only if they make deals with bandit and merc am I forced to hunt them.
I am Duty, because it is my DUTY to protect the world from zone!
THE ZONE MUST BE DESTROYED FOR HUMANS TO SURVIVE!
Or zone will keep growing and growing and whole world will be just one big zone!

#39 to #31 - baconoverjesus

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(10/14/2012)[-]

you seem like a player of the game, help me, i got CoP, is there mission markers i can have? or do i just search? say for tools ect?

#56 to #39 - fantomen

Reply0

(10/14/2012)[-]

press J to bring up the PDA, there you can check the map and mission markers, as well as manage tasks and objectives.

#65 to #56 - baconoverjesus

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(10/14/2012)[-]

i usually press "P" for my PDA, ther ei can see a map, but when i select different missions, the markers dont change ect?

#68 to #26 - Haithere

Reply+1

(10/14/2012)[-]

That game is amazing.

#75 to #68 - alfjnn

Reply0

(10/14/2012)[-]

The Entire universe is ******* awesome, bre.

#1 - cammyT

Reply0

(10/13/2012)[-]

whats this from?

#24 to #1 - alfjnn

Reply+4

(10/14/2012)[-]

It's a promotional Video for Stalker.

#2 to #1 - anon id: d7dd4003

Reply0

(10/14/2012)[-]

Real life

#4 to #2 - cammyT

Reply+31

(10/14/2012)[-]

www.imdb.com/title/tt0079781/

#5 to #4 - banteringcat

Reply-24

(10/14/2012)[-]

You sir. Just went full retard.

#6 to #5 - cammyT

Reply+5

(10/14/2012)[-]

i knew what he meant i was just taking the piss

#206 - alexthecanadian

Reply+29

(10/14/2012)[-]

pic semi-related

#208 to #206 - lego

Reply+1

(10/14/2012)[-]

By far my favorite character. Glenn for the win.

#209 to #208 - TheFuher

Reply0

(10/14/2012)[-]

I suggest not reading the comics if so.

#246 to #209 - anon id: 64b6b62d

Reply0

(10/17/2012)[-]

slight spoiler there

#222 to #209 - anon id: 5c9768e3

Reply0

(10/14/2012)[-]

why would that be bad? I still like glenn after reading it

#210 to #209 - lego

Reply0

(10/14/2012)[-]

I hope it doesn't change my view on him.

#226 to #206 - xtrmbragnrytz

Reply0

(10/14/2012)[-]

but... wasn't he getting pregnancy tests? that's what i thought it was...

#240 to #226 - mizory

Reply0

(10/14/2012)[-]

pregnancy test, tampons, its in the same ******* place

#241 to #240 - xtrmbragnrytz

Reply0

(10/14/2012)[-]

And they'll both give a similar response, for example if oyu take out the tampon and it's clean, GUESS WHAT *****!

#71 - afuzzypenguinmerp

Reply+29

(10/14/2012)[-]

For a second I thought an AC-130 was about to do some work on the Taliban.

Then I thought the zombie apocalypse was upon us and it began with the Taliban.

Then I got a potato and shoved it up my ass.

#8 - subzerohero

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(10/14/2012)[-]

I'm just gonna sit in this ******* ac-130 and not prevent the opocalapse.

#13 to #8 - weedallusion

Reply+28

(10/14/2012)[-]

**weedallusion rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Sexual humor you missed as a kid ** That's cute, you play CoD. That's not necessarily an AC-130. Many military cameras use the same display, so its quite possible it was just a reconnaissance drone.

#20 to #8 - Ddubber

Reply+10

(10/14/2012)[-]

>>opocalapse

#73 - aksion

Reply+20

(10/14/2012)[-]

the first time the gif played I thought they where normal people, freaked the **** out of me THAN I found out they where zombies...

Mfw the entire clip

#76 to #73 - nighthit

Reply+1

(10/14/2012)[-]

Cmon Night you have to resist, it's been months since you last did this, just breath in and out... breath in an- IT'S THEN THERE'S A DIFFERENCE! GODDAMMIT!

#139 - bonersoup

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