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#17 - thatsimple (05/31/2012) [-]
lol that aint scarin me bro i seen human centipede 1 and 2
#28 to #17 - N. Korean citizen (05/31/2012) [-]
I'm even sick by reading the title
#23 to #17 - bladebites (05/31/2012) [-]
Thinking about seeing 2, I have a pretty strong stomach, but the question is whether or not I SHOULD. I mean, the first one just made me want the world to explode so I'd never have to watch someone eat shit like that again, but it wasn't all that scary. Is 2 any better? o.o
Thinking about seeing 2, I have a pretty strong stomach, but the question is whether or not I SHOULD. I mean, the first one just made me want the world to explode so I'd never have to watch someone eat shit like that again, but it wasn't all that scary. Is 2 any better? o.o
#25 to #23 - thatsimple (05/31/2012) [-]
Im trying to be all badass about it since most funnyjunkies seem to have a strong stomach for morbid, but HC2 made me wanna curl up in a ball and die. It was fucking horrifying.
Im trying to be all badass about it since most funnyjunkies seem to have a strong stomach for morbid, but HC2 made me wanna curl up in a ball and die. It was fucking horrifying.
#29 to #25 - bladebites (05/31/2012) [-]
What you just said was in itself  a reason to watch it. xD No horror movies are good nowadays, (just look at Paranormal Activity, that shit made me wonder if they spent the whole freaking budget on the trailer), I'm a Horror Movie nerd. If you say it is scary, I must prove to myself it can't scare me. that's just how I roll. (Especially since this is coming from a person who faints when they take her blood....I'm fucking hardcore bro.) Seriously though, now I have to watch it.
What you just said was in itself a reason to watch it. xD No horror movies are good nowadays, (just look at Paranormal Activity, that shit made me wonder if they spent the whole freaking budget on the trailer), I'm a Horror Movie nerd. If you say it is scary, I must prove to myself it can't scare me. that's just how I roll. (Especially since this is coming from a person who faints when they take her blood....I'm fucking hardcore bro.) Seriously though, now I have to watch it.
User avatar #33 to #29 - thatsimple (05/31/2012) [-]
Well, I get where youre coming from. I really like horror movies too and it is indeed very hard finding a good one. But this my friend, was no regular horror to me. Ill be honest and say I didnt even see the last 10 minutes or so.. If youd remember, PM me when you saw it. Id really like to know what you thought of it
or maybe im just a little crybaby
User avatar #34 to #33 - bladebites (05/31/2012) [-]
I actually will. I will actually PM you just to let you know how many brain cells it will kill. I'm kind of dreading watching it, but at the same time I can't wait >.>;;
User avatar #35 to #34 - bladebites (05/31/2012) [-]
I have added you. Now all there is left to do is watch that guy jack off with sandpaper. x.x
#24 to #23 - N. Korean citizen (05/31/2012) [-]
:SPOILER ALERT:   
   
   
I read about a sequence in the movie in which the antagonist/dude who makes the new centipede jacks himself off with sandpaper gloves. This is apparently like a three minute and incredibly graphic sequence.   
   
If you read it and feel like you could stomach it, feel free to knock yourself out. I saw the first, and ALLOFMYNOPE.jpg.
:SPOILER ALERT:


I read about a sequence in the movie in which the antagonist/dude who makes the new centipede jacks himself off with sandpaper gloves. This is apparently like a three minute and incredibly graphic sequence.

If you read it and feel like you could stomach it, feel free to knock yourself out. I saw the first, and ALLOFMYNOPE.jpg.
#27 to #24 - bladebites (05/31/2012) [-]
I'm going to watch it, not because I want to observe as he ruins his genitalia with sandpaper, NO.....but because,you see, I have a plan now...   
I will tell my ex we are going to watch a normal action movie. The shitty kind with the kind of  plot that consists entirely of explosions that he likes. And then I turn this bitch on, and by the time he realizes what's happening on the screen before his very eyes, it will be too late for him to escape. And I will make sure he watches the whole thing. He won't look away for a second.   
Not a    
Single   
FUCKING   
SECOND.   
.....   
   
   
So yeah, totally gonna watch it.
I'm going to watch it, not because I want to observe as he ruins his genitalia with sandpaper, NO.....but because,you see, I have a plan now...
I will tell my ex we are going to watch a normal action movie. The shitty kind with the kind of plot that consists entirely of explosions that he likes. And then I turn this bitch on, and by the time he realizes what's happening on the screen before his very eyes, it will be too late for him to escape. And I will make sure he watches the whole thing. He won't look away for a second.
Not a
Single
FUCKING
SECOND.
.....


So yeah, totally gonna watch it.
#37 to #27 - N. Korean citizen (06/01/2012) [-]
I applaud your diabolical plot :D
I applaud your diabolical plot :D
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