Oh god.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

whats the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
you cant gargle gravel.

how do you fit a baby into a cup? use a blender.

How do you get it out?

A straw.

How do you fit a hundred dead babies in a bucket?Blender How do you get them out?
Doritos

What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.

Why is this even funny? Adding that caption will get you thumbs no matter what.

Thumb me down, but seriously, you guys have to start realizing when things are getting old and you're doing it just for thumbs.

>implying that FJ's only goal isnt getting thumbs

isnt..
is not..


idk

That'd be great for making salsa. Ceiling salsa.

Im not agreeing or disagreeing with you.

I just pissed myslef. And I'm still laughing

His face "I have derped to the far reaches of herp"