This is a story a friend of a friend, who worked as a doctor in saudi arabia, told me.
Maybe some of you already know, that the obesity rates in Saudi arabia are really high, and since the doctor worked just for the richer people, most of his patients were fat.
so on this fateful day he had to perform a stomach surgeon on this fat woman, and because she wasnt just fat but really goddamn fat, they had to lift up 4 layers of fat (!) to get to the stomach.
So the assistants started to lift one after one of those huge flab layers. He told me, the smell got worse after every layer.
just imagine you cant wash yourself there for many years, i dont want to smell this.
well, then the last carpet of pure fat was about to be lifted in the air just to fall over to the other side. (he didnt not told me where the fat stayed...on her face maybe? that'd look hilarious)
alrighty, the last piece of meat got lifted up, and beside of the smell, there was something else waiting for the doctors.
A little surprise, given to them by the woman, maybe as a little snack or something.
No, under her last fat layer, there was a ******* MOUSE! compressed by her weight of luxury and freedom! he couldnt tell how long it there, but his theory how it came there was that she was sleeping and the mouse crawled up on her body, then she stood up and her body fat fell down on the poor mouse and crushed this little creature.
i could imagine a nicer way to die.
i know, i dont have the poetical storytelling skills of a good greentext and maybe not enough knowledge of the english language to make this story sound as disgusting as it is. but i hope you still kind of...enjoyed it.