Nope Nope Noipe. Walked right into this bitch while on a practice patrol this last field op. Kept him in the breach of my 203 till we could stop and take a pic
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Nope Nope Noipe

Walked right into this bitch while on a practice patrol this last field op. Kept him in the breach of my 203 till we could stop and take a pic of it. What is it? I heard its a banana spider

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Submitted: 09/19/2013
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#1 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (09/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Bet you wish you invested in a Tediore weapon now.
#25 - luxray (09/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SHOOT IT WITH NOW?
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SHOOT IT WITH NOW?
User avatar #2 - hhanako (09/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
it looks like a common garden spider, makes big webs and doesn't have much of a bite really.
User avatar #64 - hemming (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
P..Put it in the grenade launcher..
#26 - rachefurdasvolk (09/20/2013) [-]
One is a highly trained killer capable of ruining your day and everything about it just by looking at you. The other is a Marine.
#76 - icefried (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You call that a banana spider?
THIS is a fucking banana spider.
#86 - chickadeebirdy (09/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
That is most definitely a writing spider.

The make large webs with zig zaggy lines in the center, very common here in the American Southeast. Just don't say your name near one, for if it writes your name in its web, you will die.
#67 - hirix (09/20/2013) [-]
Just a yellow garden spider, harmless. Will very rarely bite humans, only just wants to run and find it's web again.
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User avatar #63 to #60 - remainsx (09/20/2013) [-]
By the green skivvy shirt that he is wearing, and some of the word usage in the description. It''s hard to describe but I'm in the corps as well, so it's easy to notice the little things
#36 - xard (09/20/2013) [-]
They tricked me i did taste one and it does not even taste like are banana.
#23 - thamuz ONLINE (09/20/2013) [+] (16 replies)
ITT Gun Porn?

And when I was little I had seen a huge one,at least to a little kid me. I poked it and all I could think about is why isn't it furry?
#20 - sirblank (09/20/2013) [-]
This reminds me of the one that showed up by my porch one day. I named it Steve (even though it was a female). I fed it all sorts of bugs.   
Then one day I came home and it was gone. :c   
 I miss Steve :'(
This reminds me of the one that showed up by my porch one day. I named it Steve (even though it was a female). I fed it all sorts of bugs.
Then one day I came home and it was gone. :c
I miss Steve :'(
#13 - jbettin (09/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Looks like a garden spider aka writing spider, aka banana spider. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argiope_aurantia if you we're in the US.
User avatar #105 - FUUUU (09/20/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Looks like a garden spider. They're actually super useful, they catch all sorts of bugs and stuff. My grandfather would get angry at me for trying to kill them when I lived in Oklahoma. They very rarely bite, they're just scary looking.

Where are you right now, Marine?
User avatar #75 - knitey (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thought it was Vin Diesel at first
User avatar #81 to #75 - tarekmig (09/20/2013) [-]
>Vin diesel spider
What kind of pot you're on
User avatar #49 - happytoaster (09/20/2013) [+] (17 replies)
That's a golden orb weaver. Banana spiders are like fucking 10 times that size
User avatar #89 to #73 - thesovereigngrave (09/20/2013) [-]
Actually, harvestmen aren't insects, they're their own little group of arachnids.
#45 - anticitezenone ONLINE (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I found one of those   
   
But it was almost the size of my fucking palm
I found one of those

But it was almost the size of my fucking palm
#17 - anonymous (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that, my dear fellow is a black and gold argiope, of the orb weaverfamily. mostly live in tropical areas. dont worry, its not poisonous.
#12 - deletedmyaccount (09/20/2013) [-]
QUICK! SHOOT-

Oh. Right.
#79 - klina (09/20/2013) [-]
When I was a kid I caught one of these in a jar and kept it as a pet.
One day, it was gone from the jar, and I haven't opened it.
I opened the jar and it wasn't inside.
It was on the back side of the jar lid.
Lucky for me it was pretty docile for some reason and I was able to quickly close it up again and dispose of it vigorously.

I was a pretty fucked up kid.
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