Nope, Fuck this... . Dead' bay wakes up and asks for water at funeral in Brazil C Save this story tn read later h Kelvin San's prenounced dead in hospital, give
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Nope, Fuck this..

Dead' bay wakes up and asks
for water at funeral in Brazil
C Save this story tn read later
h Kelvin San's prenounced dead in hospital, given In family
Father says he sat up in coffin, asked for water, died again
Family delived funeral in home. but later buried Kelvin
Soo it Begins...
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Submitted: 06/08/2012
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User avatar #56 - tenaciousjon (06/08/2012) [-]
Turns out, zombies aren't as barbaric as we had thought...
User avatar #139 to #56 - aysonator (06/08/2012) [-]
Its not as scary if the zombies are running through the streets screaming "waaaater!" It'll just be like any other third world country!
User avatar #318 to #139 - JoshBauer (06/08/2012) [-]
Ahahahaha that made me laugh so hard
#29 - foelkera (06/08/2012) [-]
Comes back to life at own funeral

Dies again
#25 - kingofunnyjunk (06/08/2012) [-]
>be high as **** with friend
>sleep over at friends
>after I sleep friend tries to troll my family
>calls family and tells that I'm dead
>he is a doctor so everyone believes him
>wake up so ******* thirsty
>have a glass of water then go to sleep
>mfw after 5 hours
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#17 - sXeknockout (06/08/2012) [-]
I honestly feel horrible for the parents, first their kid dies then their kids wakes up and asks for a glass of water and then dies again.
I honestly feel horrible for the parents, first their kid dies then their kids wakes up and asks for a glass of water and then dies again.
#26 to #17 - anon (06/08/2012) [-]
well done for repeating what the post says.
#53 to #26 - petagriffeenisafag (06/08/2012) [-]
Where in the post does it mention about feeling bad for the parents? I feel sorry for the parents too.
#30 to #17 - CallMeCrisco (06/08/2012) [-]
Loki's actual face when.
Loki's actual face when.
#21 to #17 - anon (06/08/2012) [-]
That's the joke.
#108 to #17 - sterilstril (06/08/2012) [-]
They probably didn't give him water...
#58 to #17 - tozence (06/08/2012) [-]
Me too, but I guess he at least proved ''YOLO'' wrong.
#348 to #58 - mcfluffykins **User deleted account** (06/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #609 to #58 - aesguitar (06/08/2012) [-]
That's why i prefer FISH
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User avatar #771 to #769 - aesguitar (06/09/2012) [-]
Exactly. damn, just **** It, **** Happens
#396 - SuccessfulNegroII (06/08/2012) [-]
So much for YOLO
So much for YOLO
#349 - mikaelkid (06/08/2012) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #212 at Florida Edition **

MFW ZOMBIES
#353 to #349 - anon (06/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #234 to #126 - bostongreggissexy (06/08/2012) [-]
Do you know where the gif of him yelling is? The one that looks really realistic, i can't remember what he says
#249 to #234 - molestingbabys (06/08/2012) [-]
sorry but i haven't seen that one neither have i found it when i searched for it....



eeuhm sorry?



have this picture to make your day just a little bit better...
#637 to #234 - anon (06/09/2012) [-]
The "I will blow your ******* head off!" gif?
#678 to #637 - bostongreggissexy (06/09/2012) [-]
Found it!
Found it!
#109 - ffffyou (06/08/2012) [-]
This image has expired
2012 man...zombies and ****
#321 - radrussian (06/08/2012) [-]
have you ever been so thirsty that you rose from the dead?
#540 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (06/08/2012) [-]
this kid just proved YOLO wrong
this kid just proved YOLO wrong
#331 - rjgnal (06/08/2012) [-]
i laugh at the stupid kiddos that say they want a zombie apocalypse, and IF it happens, though in my opinion chances are low, they would 			****		 themselves at the sight of the first zombie and start crying like some bitches. not to mention all the gore that would be going on all around them, and let me tell you this: internet gore, tv gore and any other kind of gore is nothing near real life gore, that you see with your own eyes in front of you
i laugh at the stupid kiddos that say they want a zombie apocalypse, and IF it happens, though in my opinion chances are low, they would **** themselves at the sight of the first zombie and start crying like some bitches. not to mention all the gore that would be going on all around them, and let me tell you this: internet gore, tv gore and any other kind of gore is nothing near real life gore, that you see with your own eyes in front of you
#340 to #331 - trollmuffin (06/08/2012) [-]
well done
User avatar #345 to #331 - pukingrainbows (06/08/2012) [-]
the smell is the worst part
#355 to #331 - anon (06/08/2012) [-]
It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all those screams.
User avatar #364 to #331 - goldenpotato (06/08/2012) [-]
"hur i want a zombie apocalypse so that everyone close to me will die and life will be a struggle"

People just want to kill zombies.
User avatar #367 to #331 - isaacshadow (06/08/2012) [-]
zombie apocalypse is good and all, but is a terrible thing. Thousands would die or be zombiefied. Thats a horrible thought.
User avatar #664 to #331 - mrbuu (06/09/2012) [-]
Well, nobody factors in how it would spread. who would be the unlucky to get infected. These kids want a massive infection so its like a 10/14 chance they would be infected. Also, you need to breath to muscle movement. so, zombies wouldn't even move with out breath. Also, firing a gun is loud as all holy hell. walking down the street would make you go deaf for a moment and be able to have something **** you from behind.
User avatar #724 to #331 - soiherd (06/09/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #777 to #331 - pioneermhm (07/06/2013) [-]
Browsing through old morbid posts. See someone online. Decide to reply just because
User avatar #778 to #777 - rjgnal (07/06/2013) [-]
right back at ya xD
#380 to #331 - wowflame (06/08/2012) [-]
**wowflame rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Oh Japan ** Zombie Apocalypse is a low chance of happening but a pandemic disease isn't that low
#386 to #331 - anon (06/08/2012) [-]
I think most people who want a zombie apocalypse want it because they think they will be a bad ass and save the world with guns and **** , when in reality they will want to die after a day or two of no sleep and constantly moving
User avatar #392 to #386 - rjgnal (06/08/2012) [-]
i say youre very optimistic assuming their life time would be counted in days. but if they wouldnt get caught, then yeah, thats my assumption too. many dont know what suffering from things like lack of food, sleep and water is
User avatar #337 to #331 - makedonski (06/08/2012) [-]
You earned a thumb from my personal collection.
User avatar #394 to #331 - aooc (06/08/2012) [-]
All that kiddos that want a zombie apocalypse want to be like the heros of the movies. No movie shows how would it be in real life, because nobody would like it. Sorry my bad english, im still learning.
#552 - punguawud (06/08/2012) [-]
**punguawud rolled a random image posted in comment #230 at We are so badass ** < This is my weapon in the zombie appocolypse!
#565 to #552 - zombieloan (06/08/2012) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #173 at Crazy Deaths **
**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #173 at Crazy Deaths **
#496 - cannedsmarties (06/08/2012) [-]
**cannedsmarties rolled a random image posted in comment #5685151 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW I heard about the zombie apocalypse coming
#419 - silverlance (06/08/2012) [-]
< Brazillian dogtors
#197 - dvmaster (06/08/2012) [-]
**dvmaster rolls 77**
#210 to #197 - anon (06/08/2012) [-]
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#721 - dreamcast (06/09/2012) [-]
anyone else think it was a ghost just bored as **** and saw his fresh dead body so he decided to go ahead and posses it just to **** with the parents.
User avatar #727 to #721 - vortexrain (06/09/2012) [-]
I would do that if I were a ghost, I'd became Jasper, the douchebag ghost.
User avatar #728 to #727 - vortexrain (06/09/2012) [-]
*become
#528 - peacetrooper (06/08/2012) [-]
Isn't this like the third beginning of a zombie apocalypse?
User avatar #539 to #528 - misterTOAST (06/08/2012) [-]
fourth.
Remember that guy 2012 years ago who was nailed to a cross and yelled "I'll come back to life in three days!"
That was some creepy **** !
#783 to #539 - anon (06/09/2012) [-]
*1979
#46 - pokemasterbaker (06/08/2012) [-]
Good thing he died again...This **** could have happened.
User avatar #48 to #46 - clockworkhearts (06/08/2012) [-]
Oh god no not Pet Cemetery
#57 to #48 - WildRover (06/08/2012) [-]
You spelled it with a "C" and not with an "S"?
Quick guise lets bomb with replies, telling how wrong it is.
User avatar #59 to #57 - clockworkhearts (06/08/2012) [-]
In my defense, I haven't seen that movie in years and was going by how I remember the title sounding. But being corrected is better then being continuously wrong.
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#50 to #49 - roninneko (06/08/2012) [-]
*Pet Sematary
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#423 - selfjell (06/08/2012) [-]
This happened in Haiti in 1962. Clairviuss Narcisse was exposed to neurotoxins from a Japanese Blowfish that slowed his bodyfunctions down to a degree that he was anounced dead by two doctors. He was found wandering around the village 18 years later. Turns out he had been dug up by a local voodo priest. Who had used naturally occuring chemicals called Alkaloids to reawaken him. He was put in a trance-like state, and put to work at sugar plantation...... Sorry for grammar. Had an oral presentation about this in English class lmao.    
&lt;-- My english teacher's face
This happened in Haiti in 1962. Clairviuss Narcisse was exposed to neurotoxins from a Japanese Blowfish that slowed his bodyfunctions down to a degree that he was anounced dead by two doctors. He was found wandering around the village 18 years later. Turns out he had been dug up by a local voodo priest. Who had used naturally occuring chemicals called Alkaloids to reawaken him. He was put in a trance-like state, and put to work at sugar plantation...... Sorry for grammar. Had an oral presentation about this in English class lmao.
<-- My english teacher's face
User avatar #435 to #423 - shadowsasuke (06/08/2012) [-]
The part where the cat is upside down looks like a squirrel at first.
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