Never trust a fart

I actually feel bad for her. I too have gambled on a fart and lost. Not like that, but still I feel bad.

When no one tells you there's something on your face, shirt, leg, etc.

Well aint that some shit.

<<Her face when

Oh man, I feel bad for her. I mean, I know we've all lost the fart lottery from time to time, but it happening in public has to be the worst. It's funny and all, but fuck that cheeky little shit for not at least empathizing enough to tell her...

what about when she goes home after a nice day, thinking people are finally accepting her because they're all smiling at her.
she'll sit down, smell something, then check her shoes, inevitably noticing the shit stain down her trousers.
realise why people were smiling at her.
she'll cry and break down on her sofa.
then comfort eat, gaining even more weight.
thus the vicious cycle continues.

It... could be coffee.. I mean, in her defence.

this content...makes me sick..

wut?

How the fuck don't you notice that shit?