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Never Again
mfw my captcha code was 63+6
eae 1?
kit girlfriends heree
her: er:
2 mina: in, feel eema: hing in mer: h
vape: i: in :e my hand
ball ehi:
NOPENOPENOPENOPE
abreak up en They ape:
bleave
knever call her: again
I' m never giving eral sex ever again, ever.
kit girlfriends heree
her: er:
2 mina: in, feel eema: hing in mer: h
vape: i: in :e my hand
ball ehi:
NOPENOPENOPENOPE
abreak up en They ape:
bleave
knever call her: again
I' m never giving eral sex ever again, ever.
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#4
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amsel (05/04/2012) [+]
(11 replies)
Warning, gross to follow:
my friend used to tell this story about how a girl wanted this dude to eat a starburst out of her pussy, so he puts it in, they turn the lights off, he thinks he gets it and they go on with their lives. But the next day she felt weird so she went to the gynecologist where they pull the starburst out. So she asks "well what did he eat then?" and the doctor says "By the way, you have genital warts"
BLARGHGHGHGH
my friend used to tell this story about how a girl wanted this dude to eat a starburst out of her pussy, so he puts it in, they turn the lights off, he thinks he gets it and they go on with their lives. But the next day she felt weird so she went to the gynecologist where they pull the starburst out. So she asks "well what did he eat then?" and the doctor says "By the way, you have genital warts"
BLARGHGHGHGH
did you eat out her ass? why the fuqq were shit balls in her vag?!
Hey guys, do you remember when there were actually scary, well written stories on the morbid channel? You know... stories that didn't go like.
>be (insert age)
>at (insert location)
>(insert activity)
>(activity)
>(something happens)
>NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
>Never (insert activity) ever again
>be (insert age)
>at (insert location)
>(insert activity)
>(activity)
>(something happens)
>NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
>Never (insert activity) ever again
Oh fuck. I already wasn't that keen on sex because I'm a massive prude, but now, I really don't want to have sex.
#28
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henshkini (05/05/2012) [-]
Don't look at his name after reading the story...don't feel well now
Don't look at his name after reading the story...don't feel well now
either you were doing the wrong hole, or she cheated on you with someone that did ass to pussy....
That is pretty gross, but i dunno breaking up with her and never speaking to her again is kind of a dick move. I doubt she did it on purpose and i'm sure she was embarassed enough already.