>Be 14, home alone
>Phone starts ringing, pick it up
>"I am The Viper and I am 3 miles from your house..."
>Hang up, fucking prank callers, decide to watch TV
>TV turns on, "I am The Viper and I am 2 miles from your house..."
>Okay... enough TV today, must be my imagination
>Turn on radio to listen to music
>"I am The Viper and I am 1 mile from your house..."
>Shit shit shit, this isn't funny anymore...
>turn off radio and run like fuck up the stairs and hide under the bed
>Someone knocks on the door
>NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
>I am The Viper and I am at your door
>FUUUUUUU.... what do I do?
>Slowly walk downstairs towards the door
>massive shadowy figure walks through the door
>SHIT, forgot to lock the door
>"I am The Viper and I have come, to vipe your vindows
>MFW Russian window wiper.
