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NOPE

>Be 8
>camping with dad and step mom by a lake
>they sleep on bed above driver/passenger seat
>I sleep on couch thingy, below them
>go to bed early, dad is out driving around the lake or something
>sleep peacefully
>Wake up, no one else is awake, go back to sleep
>vaguely aware of someone lifting me up onto the bunk bed next to stepmom
>think it's dad, okay with it
>wake up again, go outside of trailer
>dad has been home this whole time,
>left last night because of an emergency at work
>NOPE NOPE NOPE
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#28 - N. Korean citizen (05/01/2012) [-]
People srsly?

Pretty and simple explanation below:
Because his Dad had to leave for work, he put his son next to his wife so he would feel more safe. THEN he left for work.
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#37 - shecklerhutson (05/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Might have of been your dad before he left?
Might have of been your dad before he left?
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#11 - randompersonthingy (05/01/2012) [-]
**randompersonthingy rolled a random image posted in comment #207 at Douche Candyman **
mfw
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#43 - daveyishere (05/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be dissapointed father >Useless 8 year old hanging around >Great idea >Call friend get it set-up >Get home >"Hey son let's go camping" >Fucker went for it >Leave when son falls asleep >Friend defiles him after I leave >That'llteachhim.jpg >Son still thinks it was a ghost >mfw
>Be dissapointed father
>Useless 8 year old hanging around
>Great idea
>Call friend get it set-up
>Get home
>"Hey son let's go camping"
>Fucker went for it
>Leave when son falls asleep
>Friend defiles him after I leave
>That'llteachhim.jpg
>Son still thinks it was a ghost
>mfw
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#1 - glorytohypnotoad (04/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
maybe it was your step mom
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#41 - finnjevel (05/01/2012) [-]






It could've been his step mom as well.
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User avatar #7 - thepalmtoptiger (05/01/2012) [-]
camping =/= sleeping in an RV.
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User avatar #23 - luakazuki (05/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So you're saying that they were asleep at the drivers seat. Manages to drive home? But the mode of transportation is still there? Fucking idiot.

Not funny

Not Morbid

Not welcome
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User avatar #42 - cRookie (05/01/2012) [-]
Am I the only one that halfway through the story thought that he's gonna get fucked by the stepmom? The end was really dissapointing from this point of view and kinda bland
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#47 - grwgoski (05/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #73 - TheCodFather (05/01/2012) [-]
i'll fix this shit

>dad leaving
>he no longer needs the warm comfy space in bed

>does not wake any one up
>puts u in bed when he leaves

you idiot.
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User avatar #14 - Kxania (05/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
So basically, you're dad left because he had an emergency at work, and your step mum lifted you up onto the bed because she is protective/doesn't want to be alone/trying to show you she is a good motherly figure?

Yeah, I'd NOPE that as well...

Fucking idiot.
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#62 - yhellothur (05/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2 - MrSister **User deleted account** (05/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
so what, just because something scared you doesn't mean that it's bad, it took the time to lift you up and tuck you in by your stepmom, it was looking out for you
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#65 - azroth (05/01/2012) [-]
They BOTH sleep on the bunk above you aye??
They BOTH sleep on the bunk above you aye??
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#85 - amammcmam (05/01/2012) [-]
First of all they were sleeping above driver/passenger seat and you were sleeping below them on the couch? I call Bullshit!
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