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NOPE comp 9
Thanks to everyone that posted comments! Deds to the ones in the comp!
NOPE comp 8: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+8/abGyDno/
NOPE comp 7: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+7/iTzxDvG/...more » Thanks to everyone that posted comments! Deds to the ones in the comp!
NOPE comp 8: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+8/abGyDno/
NOPE comp 7: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+7/iTzxDvG/
NOPE comp 6: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+6/RivxDEv/
NOPE comp 5: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+5/TNsxDGA/
NOPE comp 4: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+4/TnoxDGa/
NOPE comp 3: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+3/wnkxDja/
NOPE comp 2: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+2/fohxDsb/
NOPE comp 1: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp/dYfxDqL/
if you still want more scary stuff, ive got a comp of haunted locations and its stories:
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2274165/paranormal/
NOPE comp 8: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+8/abGyDno/
NOPE comp 7: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+7/iTzxDvG/...more » Thanks to everyone that posted comments! Deds to the ones in the comp!
NOPE comp 8: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+8/abGyDno/
NOPE comp 7: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+7/iTzxDvG/
NOPE comp 6: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+6/RivxDEv/
NOPE comp 5: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+5/TNsxDGA/
NOPE comp 4: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+4/TnoxDGa/
NOPE comp 3: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+3/wnkxDja/
NOPE comp 2: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp+2/fohxDsb/
NOPE comp 1: funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/NOPE+comp/dYfxDqL/
if you still want more scary stuff, ive got a comp of haunted locations and its stories:
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2274165/paranormal/
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>reading nope comp
>in room
>closet door opens for no reason
> see's someone looking at me from the closet
>thinks it's sister trying to scare me
>hand reaches out
>sister walks in
>closet closes
>scared shitless
>in room
>closet door opens for no reason
> see's someone looking at me from the closet
>thinks it's sister trying to scare me
>hand reaches out
>sister walks in
>closet closes
>scared shitless
>be 18 years old
>hear scratching above my room in the attic every night around midnight
>assume its just mice or something
>one day its really loud, I grab something and hit my ceiling hard thinking it will get scared and run off
>scratches stop
>suddenly sounds like nails being dragged straight down in a line above where I sleep
>get an exterminator to check the attic for pests
>MFW he says no sign of pests like nest or poo, just scratches above my bed only
>would take pics but I am not goin up there
>hear scratching above my room in the attic every night around midnight
>assume its just mice or something
>one day its really loud, I grab something and hit my ceiling hard thinking it will get scared and run off
>scratches stop
>suddenly sounds like nails being dragged straight down in a line above where I sleep
>get an exterminator to check the attic for pests
>MFW he says no sign of pests like nest or poo, just scratches above my bed only
>would take pics but I am not goin up there
#247 -
haluan (02/12/2012) [-]
>12 years old, watching boomerang like a boss at midnight
>Fucking thunderstorm outside
>Urge to take a leak
>Go to bathroom, minding my own business, washing hands
>Hear thud on frosted bathroom window
>Turn and look: Fucking deathly pale hand on the window, and fog like someone is breathing on it.
>NOPENOPENOPEMOMMYHELP
>Mum calls the cops. They check shit out
>No foot prints, mud all over yard. It was impossible to not leave prints, if someone had walked there
>cop pulls me aside "I believe you kid" Gives me crucifix
>MFW who was hand?
>Fucking thunderstorm outside
>Urge to take a leak
>Go to bathroom, minding my own business, washing hands
>Hear thud on frosted bathroom window
>Turn and look: Fucking deathly pale hand on the window, and fog like someone is breathing on it.
>NOPENOPENOPEMOMMYHELP
>Mum calls the cops. They check shit out
>No foot prints, mud all over yard. It was impossible to not leave prints, if someone had walked there
>cop pulls me aside "I believe you kid" Gives me crucifix
>MFW who was hand?
#246 -
ahrefodiggsy (02/12/2012) [-]
This comp actually made my eyes water from fear, especially the one with the black, scaly demon. demons are real, folks. You better believe it.
>be about 14
>walking through pine groove of woods near my house with best friend.
>walking past a "statue" of sorts made of stacked rocks.
>hear barely audible dark, demonic female voice whisper: GET OUT, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
>turn to friend, both ask each other if we said that.
>NOPE the fuck out of the woods.
>next day come back, huge tree had fallen exactly where we had been.
>take longer route through woods to this day.
>walking through pine groove of woods near my house with best friend.
>walking past a "statue" of sorts made of stacked rocks.
>hear barely audible dark, demonic female voice whisper: GET OUT, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
>turn to friend, both ask each other if we said that.
>NOPE the fuck out of the woods.
>next day come back, huge tree had fallen exactly where we had been.
>take longer route through woods to this day.
> Not even a minute ago
>Reading this post
>Hear weird music coming from TV
>Look and there is no picture
>Can't find remote until i look behind computer
>Switch channel
>Immediatly hear scream and see scary face
>NOPE
>Realize it's part of the show
> DAMN YOU TIM AND ERIC AWEOSOME SHOW
>Reading this post
>Hear weird music coming from TV
>Look and there is no picture
>Can't find remote until i look behind computer
>Switch channel
>Immediatly hear scream and see scary face
>NOPE
>Realize it's part of the show
> DAMN YOU TIM AND ERIC AWEOSOME SHOW
#242 -
dolphinjew (02/09/2012) [-]
>Be 17
>Sleeping at dad's house
>Sister's room is in unfinished basement
>She only has a single bed, I sleep on an air mattress outside her room
>12:30-1:00 at night
>Talking to boyfriend on the phone (Which my father would rage about if he knew)
>Hear footsteps upstairs walking down hallway to basement door
>Think it's my dad, hide under blankets and pretend to sleep while on the phone
>Keep perfectly still, hear the basement door open
>Hear footsteps all the way down the creaky wooden steps
>Footsteps go to my sister's room
>Her bedroom door opens
>Complete silence for about ten minutes
>Come out from under the blankets, check to see if dad is there
>Nothing, continue conversation
>Next morning ask my sister if she heard it
>She did, she also went under the covers to pretend to be asleep thinking it was our dad
>Go and ask dad if he came downstairs last night
>He said no
>Ask step-mom if she came downstairs
>Said she didn't
>Realize the amount of NOPE I should've had at that moment
>Never slept in unfinished basement again
>Sleeping at dad's house
>Sister's room is in unfinished basement
>She only has a single bed, I sleep on an air mattress outside her room
>12:30-1:00 at night
>Talking to boyfriend on the phone (Which my father would rage about if he knew)
>Hear footsteps upstairs walking down hallway to basement door
>Think it's my dad, hide under blankets and pretend to sleep while on the phone
>Keep perfectly still, hear the basement door open
>Hear footsteps all the way down the creaky wooden steps
>Footsteps go to my sister's room
>Her bedroom door opens
>Complete silence for about ten minutes
>Come out from under the blankets, check to see if dad is there
>Nothing, continue conversation
>Next morning ask my sister if she heard it
>She did, she also went under the covers to pretend to be asleep thinking it was our dad
>Go and ask dad if he came downstairs last night
>He said no
>Ask step-mom if she came downstairs
>Said she didn't
>Realize the amount of NOPE I should've had at that moment
>Never slept in unfinished basement again
>be 8
>wake up screaming
>mom comes in room
>tell her something is hurting my back
>she looks fucking blood is all over my back
>go to hospital
>mother tells situation to doctor
>pulls up my shirt
>still blood everywhere
>wipes all blood off and see no cuts
>doctor did tests, found out it was my dogs blood
>wake up screaming
>mom comes in room
>tell her something is hurting my back
>she looks fucking blood is all over my back
>go to hospital
>mother tells situation to doctor
>pulls up my shirt
>still blood everywhere
>wipes all blood off and see no cuts
>doctor did tests, found out it was my dogs blood
#215 -
nikkowle (02/07/2012) [-]
>2 years ago, about 11 or 12
>Babysitting cousins
>Oldest is awake (about 3 y/o), youngest is asleep (about 1 y/o)
>Starting to get dark, lets dogs in
>Aunt has uncovered windows near front door
>Pitch black outside, porch light is only outdoor light
>See a fucking tall ass black figure walk up to the door
>NOPENOPENOPE
>Dogs walk up to the door, not barking, just looking out window
>Cousin thinks its her mom, gets exited and starts walking to door
>I grab her arm
> I say, "Ava, trust me thats not your mom"
>I pick her up and run into baby's room so everyone is together
>Call the aunt
>Says she's on her way home
>Ava is scared shitless, she starts crying
>So do I
>Wait for mom to get home
>Tell her the story
>Doesn't beleive me
>Cousin Ava still remembers to this day
I have more if anyone cares.....
>Babysitting cousins
>Oldest is awake (about 3 y/o), youngest is asleep (about 1 y/o)
>Starting to get dark, lets dogs in
>Aunt has uncovered windows near front door
>Pitch black outside, porch light is only outdoor light
>See a fucking tall ass black figure walk up to the door
>NOPENOPENOPE
>Dogs walk up to the door, not barking, just looking out window
>Cousin thinks its her mom, gets exited and starts walking to door
>I grab her arm
> I say, "Ava, trust me thats not your mom"
>I pick her up and run into baby's room so everyone is together
>Call the aunt
>Says she's on her way home
>Ava is scared shitless, she starts crying
>So do I
>Wait for mom to get home
>Tell her the story
>Doesn't beleive me
>Cousin Ava still remembers to this day
I have more if anyone cares.....
#221 to #220 -
nikkowle (02/07/2012) [-]
> 11 years old
> riding scooter in abandoned house's driveway
> decide to go up the full driveway (I never did this before)
> get up there
> hear a voice from inside house
> deep male voice,"Hello?"
> NOPE
> ride scooter at speed of light back to my house
> bust inside
> parents ask whats wrong
> I dont say anything for the next couple of hours
> riding scooter in abandoned house's driveway
> decide to go up the full driveway (I never did this before)
> get up there
> hear a voice from inside house
> deep male voice,"Hello?"
> NOPE
> ride scooter at speed of light back to my house
> bust inside
> parents ask whats wrong
> I dont say anything for the next couple of hours
#222 to #221 -
nikkowle (02/07/2012) [-]
-Few months later-
> Cutting bushes in front yard
> hear a noise
> turn around
> sidegate to abandoned houses backyard is wide open
> the gate had been padlocked for years WTF
> look closer
> padlock was undone
> ignore it anyways
> go back to bushes
> few minutes later I hear a kid's voice
> "hello?"
> NOOOOOOOOOOOPE
> run inside with only half a bush trimmed
> Cutting bushes in front yard
> hear a noise
> turn around
> sidegate to abandoned houses backyard is wide open
> the gate had been padlocked for years WTF
> look closer
> padlock was undone
> ignore it anyways
> go back to bushes
> few minutes later I hear a kid's voice
> "hello?"
> NOOOOOOOOOOOPE
> run inside with only half a bush trimmed
#224 to #222 -
nikkowle (02/07/2012) [-]
-Year later-
> Friend and I derping on skateboards in my driveway
> friend pulls out Ipod to record shenanegins
> about to go down my drive way when i hear hear something coming from house
> it's a kid crying
> we look at each other
> "did you hear that too?" I ask
> "you mean the crying noise?"
> "yes"
> she nods
> NOPEYNOPENOPE
> run to the side of the house
> friend and I take an hour to calm down
> OFW we heard the crying
I am so glad I no longer live near that house
> Friend and I derping on skateboards in my driveway
> friend pulls out Ipod to record shenanegins
> about to go down my drive way when i hear hear something coming from house
> it's a kid crying
> we look at each other
> "did you hear that too?" I ask
> "you mean the crying noise?"
> "yes"
> she nods
> NOPEYNOPENOPE
> run to the side of the house
> friend and I take an hour to calm down
> OFW we heard the crying
I am so glad I no longer live near that house
#229 to #228 -
nikkowle (02/07/2012) [-]
> Late summer of last year
> room just painted that day, so I slept in my bro's room
> bro is playing video games
> I go to the bathroom to brush my teeth
> begin to brush teeth
> brother's tooth brush is doing a balancing act on the edge of the sink
> out of the corner of my eye, i see something
> brother's toothbrush is perfectly straight on counter
> put brush back, try to make it do it again
> I cant
> toothbrush just moved on its own
> NOPE all the way back to brother's room
> room just painted that day, so I slept in my bro's room
> bro is playing video games
> I go to the bathroom to brush my teeth
> begin to brush teeth
> brother's tooth brush is doing a balancing act on the edge of the sink
> out of the corner of my eye, i see something
> brother's toothbrush is perfectly straight on counter
> put brush back, try to make it do it again
> I cant
> toothbrush just moved on its own
> NOPE all the way back to brother's room
#230 to #229 -
nikkowle (02/07/2012) [-]
here's the last one I will post tonight, a little different:
This was a few weeks before I moved...
> Best friend is staying the night
> it's morning
> I'm asleep, she is awake
> I dream about the family moving out, boxes everywhere
> I go and do something in my dream
> when I turn around, there is a little girl with no eyes screaming at me
> she lunges towards me
> NOOOOPE
> I wake up, sitting up in bed really fast (also was gasping for air)
> Friend shits brix
> tell her the dream and the other stories of the kids I hear from next door
> both NOPE for the rest of the morning
This was a few weeks before I moved...
> Best friend is staying the night
> it's morning
> I'm asleep, she is awake
> I dream about the family moving out, boxes everywhere
> I go and do something in my dream
> when I turn around, there is a little girl with no eyes screaming at me
> she lunges towards me
> NOOOOPE
> I wake up, sitting up in bed really fast (also was gasping for air)
> Friend shits brix
> tell her the dream and the other stories of the kids I hear from next door
> both NOPE for the rest of the morning
#232 to #231 -
nikkowle (02/07/2012) [-]
Let me think, I may have one or two more.....
> about 12 or 13
> 2 in the morning
> mom gets a phone call
> my grandma was in the hospital
> I was really close to her
> Go to hospital
> I'm not allowed in due to the H1N1 virus
> Go back to sit
> Nurse says I can go see my grandma, hands me a face mask
> See her, she's basically dead
> go back to lobby, want to thank the nurse
> nurse is nowhere to be seen
> ask nurses in lobby if they saw the nurse, they say they never seen her
> ghost nurse NOPENOPENOPE
> my grandma died that night
> said goodbye to her when I was in bed that night
> room illuminates with bright light
> I think I helped my grandma pass on
> WAT
So yea, not too creepy, but kinda interesting I guess, I'll post creepier ones below.
> about 12 or 13
> 2 in the morning
> mom gets a phone call
> my grandma was in the hospital
> I was really close to her
> Go to hospital
> I'm not allowed in due to the H1N1 virus
> Go back to sit
> Nurse says I can go see my grandma, hands me a face mask
> See her, she's basically dead
> go back to lobby, want to thank the nurse
> nurse is nowhere to be seen
> ask nurses in lobby if they saw the nurse, they say they never seen her
> ghost nurse NOPENOPENOPE
> my grandma died that night
> said goodbye to her when I was in bed that night
> room illuminates with bright light
> I think I helped my grandma pass on
> WAT
So yea, not too creepy, but kinda interesting I guess, I'll post creepier ones below.
#233 to #232 -
nikkowle (02/07/2012) [-]
This happend just today
> in choir
> I'm putting my earphones in because I hate choir
> looking through my music
> Suddenly hear a voice in my right earphone
> "Renee..."
> NOPE
> look around, ask if anyone else heard it
> people think I'm weird
> trying to think who renee is, suddenly remember
> I had a friend I met at the school named Renee, she left a couple months ago
> I still have no idea what it means
> in choir
> I'm putting my earphones in because I hate choir
> looking through my music
> Suddenly hear a voice in my right earphone
> "Renee..."
> NOPE
> look around, ask if anyone else heard it
> people think I'm weird
> trying to think who renee is, suddenly remember
> I had a friend I met at the school named Renee, she left a couple months ago
> I still have no idea what it means
Owo wow, seems that lots of us have haunted lives. Yours atleast when you lived in that house was bad... I just have some elderly lady that shows up here and there. Mostly seems sad now that I am older...although She scared the Fuck outta me a day or so ago.
>Be 18
>Stay in victorian guest house
>be sat on bed whilst older sister checks out TV cabinet.
>It's hard to open (nearly pulling the darn thing over to budge the door.)
>She closes it again (having to shove her shoulder against it)
>Turns to talk to me
>Cabinet door swings open easily on it's own.
>Freak out a little, laugh it off. Mother and Older go out, leaving me with younger.
>Sat on bed on DS, sister in bathroom, dull lamps lighting room, mirror directly across from my bed.
>Something white falls past mirror (the glass, like it was reflecting, but there was nothing to reflect)
>NOPE. But couldn't leave room. Fuck.
>Stay in victorian guest house
>be sat on bed whilst older sister checks out TV cabinet.
>It's hard to open (nearly pulling the darn thing over to budge the door.)
>She closes it again (having to shove her shoulder against it)
>Turns to talk to me
>Cabinet door swings open easily on it's own.
>Freak out a little, laugh it off. Mother and Older go out, leaving me with younger.
>Sat on bed on DS, sister in bathroom, dull lamps lighting room, mirror directly across from my bed.
>Something white falls past mirror (the glass, like it was reflecting, but there was nothing to reflect)
>NOPE. But couldn't leave room. Fuck.
Real thing what happend last night to me
>Wake up at 3AM
>Thinking why i've got up at that time.
>I go for a piss
>I walked into the bathroom, as you walk in their is a mirror on the right
>I walk past it and I thought I see something
>Probably just the black space in the hall
>I finish my piss and walk past mirror again.
>I notice my hair is everywhere
>Style that shit
>Then in the hallway and black figure appears
>NOPE!
>I am frozen solid
>The hand reaches to me, the palm raising out.
>I think its going to kill me
>He says something, very faintly
>I say very shocked.. "What?"
>It stared at me and said..
>I need about tree fiddy.[white][white]
>Wake up at 3AM
>Thinking why i've got up at that time.
>I go for a piss
>I walked into the bathroom, as you walk in their is a mirror on the right
>I walk past it and I thought I see something
>Probably just the black space in the hall
>I finish my piss and walk past mirror again.
>I notice my hair is everywhere
>Style that shit
>Then in the hallway and black figure appears
>NOPE!
>I am frozen solid
>The hand reaches to me, the palm raising out.
>I think its going to kill me
>He says something, very faintly
>I say very shocked.. "What?"
>It stared at me and said..
>I need about tree fiddy.[white][white]
#203 -
anonymous (02/06/2012) [-]
this isn't really NOPE but its fucked up
>go with friend to pick up weed
>buy an o
>head straight for our toking spot
>get high as fuck
>cops come
>find my tin of weed, ask if theres more
>fuckin scared, i tell them yes, in my purse
>cop goes through purse
>asks if im lying
>the fuck? no
>i go through purse, pull pocket inside out and dump all contents onto the ground
>half o is GONE
>drug dogs come
>find nothing
>get off with warning
>as i drive away i find the weed in the only pocket of my purse
>whatisthisidonteven
>go with friend to pick up weed
>buy an o
>head straight for our toking spot
>get high as fuck
>cops come
>find my tin of weed, ask if theres more
>fuckin scared, i tell them yes, in my purse
>cop goes through purse
>asks if im lying
>the fuck? no
>i go through purse, pull pocket inside out and dump all contents onto the ground
>half o is GONE
>drug dogs come
>find nothing
>get off with warning
>as i drive away i find the weed in the only pocket of my purse
>whatisthisidonteven
#200 -
manically (02/06/2012) [-]
>Be 17
>Just moved into new home
>While moving my mum jokes about seeing someone in my window
>No one was inside, shrug it off, continue moving everything in
>Everything done midday, go in new room and lie down in bed
>Tired, look at old tv that came with the house I haven't pluged up yet
>Here static like poltergeist shit, too scared to move, the tv isnt even on
>Blink, the second my eyes are closed feels like minutes
>When eyes were closed see a static field with a man's face imprinted in it
>Cant move, cant breathe, cant scream.
>Try not to blink so I don't see it, every blink is longer than the last
>Suddenly able to move after what felt like I was there for hours
>NOPENOPENOPE
>Run out of room, in shock an terror, its been less than 5 min, bright and sunny outside
>New tv in my room, rearrange room. Doesn't happen since then.
>Still scared it might again one day. I'm 20
My friends say I was lucid dreaming, I know it wasn't.
>Just moved into new home
>While moving my mum jokes about seeing someone in my window
>No one was inside, shrug it off, continue moving everything in
>Everything done midday, go in new room and lie down in bed
>Tired, look at old tv that came with the house I haven't pluged up yet
>Here static like poltergeist shit, too scared to move, the tv isnt even on
>Blink, the second my eyes are closed feels like minutes
>When eyes were closed see a static field with a man's face imprinted in it
>Cant move, cant breathe, cant scream.
>Try not to blink so I don't see it, every blink is longer than the last
>Suddenly able to move after what felt like I was there for hours
>NOPENOPENOPE
>Run out of room, in shock an terror, its been less than 5 min, bright and sunny outside
>New tv in my room, rearrange room. Doesn't happen since then.
>Still scared it might again one day. I'm 20
My friends say I was lucid dreaming, I know it wasn't.
#193 -
gardian (02/06/2012) [-]
>be last year in the summer
>on creepy pasta(already at FUCKNOPE)
>gets cold (im in fucking phoenix)
> turn around
>nothing
>sister bursts in
>i just about fucking have a heart attack
>she asks "what happend"
>realzation im pale as shit
>tell her she scared the fuck out of me
> she leaves
> later that night
> sleeping with dog (still scared)
>dog goes insane (its a big dog)
>he literally brakes through the door after a couple try
>NOPECON5
>the rest of the fucking door falls in
>RUN LIKE IM ON CRACK AND SPEED
>on creepy pasta(already at FUCKNOPE)
>gets cold (im in fucking phoenix)
> turn around
>nothing
>sister bursts in
>i just about fucking have a heart attack
>she asks "what happend"
>realzation im pale as shit
>tell her she scared the fuck out of me
> she leaves
> later that night
> sleeping with dog (still scared)
>dog goes insane (its a big dog)
>he literally brakes through the door after a couple try
>NOPECON5
>the rest of the fucking door falls in
>RUN LIKE IM ON CRACK AND SPEED
>GRAB DOG
>something stops me then pushes me to the ground
>GODFUCKNOPE
>time to go the other way
>run faster then god
>ran out of the house the sidewalk to the sidewalk
>how the fuck did the rest of my fmily not wake up
>see dark skinny figure in my window fades
>next day we move the fuck out apperently
my dad got up to get a drink and saw the whole thing
>me and him never slept right again
>something stops me then pushes me to the ground
>GODFUCKNOPE
>time to go the other way
>run faster then god
>ran out of the house the sidewalk to the sidewalk
>how the fuck did the rest of my fmily not wake up
>see dark skinny figure in my window fades
>next day we move the fuck out apperently
my dad got up to get a drink and saw the whole thing
>me and him never slept right again
#189 -
iyellatstuff (02/06/2012) [-]
>Be 11
>Playing Halo 1 on PC
>Mom wants me to help her put down tile for kitchen
>Dad's coming back from Iraq in 2 months
>I help her then go to sleep
>Wake up next morning
>Dad calls and asks if we put down new tile
>We're like "wtf No" (lie)
>He says he had a dream that Manord (who died in 1937 in our house)
>Was talking to him in the kitchen with checkered tiles telling him about stuff that was happening that he had no way of ever finding out
>We get Georgia ghost hunters to come
>They get recordings of Manord talking
>We moved the fuck out of there
>heres the link www.southernghosthunters.co...
>Playing Halo 1 on PC
>Mom wants me to help her put down tile for kitchen
>Dad's coming back from Iraq in 2 months
>I help her then go to sleep
>Wake up next morning
>Dad calls and asks if we put down new tile
>We're like "wtf No" (lie)
>He says he had a dream that Manord (who died in 1937 in our house)
>Was talking to him in the kitchen with checkered tiles telling him about stuff that was happening that he had no way of ever finding out
>We get Georgia ghost hunters to come
>They get recordings of Manord talking
>We moved the fuck out of there
>heres the link www.southernghosthunters.co...
#187 -
siraiy (02/06/2012) [-]
Another
>Be 13ish
>In DT class
>Tired
>Starts hearing voices
>Asks friend Daniel, says he can't hear anything
>15 mins pass
>Look in corner
>See a giant fucking rabbit with red eyes and black fur staring at me
>FUCKFUCKFUCKNOPENOPE
>Disappears
>Asks friend if he saw the giant rabbit
>He says, and I quote,"You've been watching to much Donnie Darko dude."
>Later that day see the same rabbit, only smaller
>NOPE
>Runs away pissing my self.
MFW
>Be 13ish
>In DT class
>Tired
>Starts hearing voices
>Asks friend Daniel, says he can't hear anything
>15 mins pass
>Look in corner
>See a giant fucking rabbit with red eyes and black fur staring at me
>FUCKFUCKFUCKNOPENOPE
>Disappears
>Asks friend if he saw the giant rabbit
>He says, and I quote,"You've been watching to much Donnie Darko dude."
>Later that day see the same rabbit, only smaller
>NOPE
>Runs away pissing my self.
MFW
#184 -
iyellatstuff (02/06/2012) [-]
>2 years ago
>Be 15
>He lives in an old ass neighborhood they just renovated
>They just refilled a dried up lake
>We decide to sneak out
>We go there to see my girlfriend
>We hang out
>She leaves
>We're walking back
>We see HUGE white figure reflecting off lake
>We think its just a light reflecting on lake
>Tiny pale little girl standing on edge
>No way something so tiny can make that huge ass reflection
>Try to NOPE it back to his house
>His kinder garden aged sister Logan runs out crying saying see had a dream buuba and bobo (Me and friend) got hurt by a girl who was white and can turn into a huge white demon
>He only comes over now
>Be 15
>He lives in an old ass neighborhood they just renovated
>They just refilled a dried up lake
>We decide to sneak out
>We go there to see my girlfriend
>We hang out
>She leaves
>We're walking back
>We see HUGE white figure reflecting off lake
>We think its just a light reflecting on lake
>Tiny pale little girl standing on edge
>No way something so tiny can make that huge ass reflection
>Try to NOPE it back to his house
>His kinder garden aged sister Logan runs out crying saying see had a dream buuba and bobo (Me and friend) got hurt by a girl who was white and can turn into a huge white demon
>He only comes over now
My story's not so much of a NOPE as some neat thing that happened
>Be 12
>Walking around bored in house
>just me and my mother at home
>suddenly hear angelic sound from upstairs
>Think it's just something on the computer
>Go upstairs to check computer
>Desktop and nothing else
>Mom didn't hear anything
>Still the most beautiful fucking sound I've ever heard.
>Be 12
>Walking around bored in house
>just me and my mother at home
>suddenly hear angelic sound from upstairs
>Think it's just something on the computer
>Go upstairs to check computer
>Desktop and nothing else
>Mom didn't hear anything
>Still the most beautiful fucking sound I've ever heard.



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