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User avatar #18 - necrolaugh (02/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
about a year ago hunting with my step dad
>we been hunting for a good 6 hours
>go back to our tents
>my step dad ask if i can go out and get some fire wood
>no big deal.30 minutes later deep in the woods
>gathering up as much fire wood as i can
>out of the corner of my eye i see something big and black
>i look closer,it's not any type of bear i seen before
>i pull out my bowie knife,and set the fire wood down
>i get about 10 feet in front of it
>out of nowhere whatever it was let out a scream
>i freak out and run
(later that night,i tell my step dad what happened)
>it's about midnight
>im watching the fire,my 12ga next to me
>still wondering what could make a sound like that
>my step dad knocked out cold in his tent
>then the fire goes out,like something poured water on it
>start getting the chills,
>pull out my pack of cigarettes to keep from flipping out




#30 to #19 - ltgsaurus (02/05/2012) [-]
You shot the sasquatch!
You shot the sasquatch!
#7 - getoutofhere (02/05/2012) [-]
>Be 13
>Move into new house
>People whisper at night
>One night whispers get louder
>My cat goes APE. ******* . **** .
>Parents door too big for doorway so we just pushed it halfway in at night
>Cat sprints and crashes into door until it opens
> *********** .exe
>Wakes my mom up
>Proceeds to run into my room (I sleep with the door open)
>Sits upright in front of me whole night
>Whispers stopped
>I ******* love that cat
User avatar #21 - Pryda (02/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 19
>Let dog out into the garden to do her business
>Turn around to find mum coming through front door with dog on lead
>Mum had been at the vets with dog
>Only have one dog
>What the **** did I let outside
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#215 - nikkowle (02/07/2012) [+] (23 replies)
>2 years ago, about 11 or 12
>Babysitting cousins
>Oldest is awake (about 3 y/o), youngest is asleep (about 1 y/o)
>Starting to get dark, lets dogs in
>Aunt has uncovered windows near front door
>Pitch black outside, porch light is only outdoor light
>See a ******* tall ass black figure walk up to the door
>NOPENOPENOPE
>Dogs walk up to the door, not barking, just looking out window
>Cousin thinks its her mom, gets exited and starts walking to door
>I grab her arm
> I say, "Ava, trust me thats not your mom"
>I pick her up and run into baby's room so everyone is together
>Call the aunt
>Says she's on her way home
>Ava is scared ******** , she starts crying
>So do I
>Wait for mom to get home
>Tell her the story
>Doesn't beleive me
>Cousin Ava still remembers to this day

I have more if anyone cares.....

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#34 - dubstepftw (02/06/2012) [-]
i love these hopefully more coming soon
#28 - thedragonfail (02/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I'm in there. Special feeling achieved.
I'm in there. Special feeling achieved.
#8 - beefymeef (02/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be 10
>sleeping round at friends really old creepy house on 2nd floor
>wake up, really needing a piss
>go into hallway
>hear scratching so i stop, thinking what the fkc
>footsteps coming up staircase
> ******* friend walks to top of stair and grins, I'm relived
>walk back into his room with friend walking behind me
>friend is lying in bed, asleep
>spin around
>no one there
>NOPE.jpg
>jump into spare bed, pull covers over head and shut my eyes
>wet myself
>mfw
User avatar #204 - frankoeatscrabs (02/06/2012) [-]
Real thing what happend last night to me
>Wake up at 3AM
>Thinking why i've got up at that time.
>I go for a piss
>I walked into the bathroom, as you walk in their is a mirror on the right
>I walk past it and I thought I see something
>Probably just the black space in the hall
>I finish my piss and walk past mirror again.
>I notice my hair is everywhere
>Style that ****
>Then in the hallway and black figure appears
>NOPE!
>I am frozen solid
>The hand reaches to me, the palm raising out.
>I think its going to kill me
>He says something, very faintly
>I say very shocked.. "What?"
>It stared at me and said..
>I need about tree fiddy.[white][white]
#203 - anonymous (02/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this isn't really NOPE but its ****** up

>go with friend to pick up weed
>buy an o
>head straight for our toking spot
>get high as ****
>cops come
>find my tin of weed, ask if theres more
> ****** scared, i tell them yes, in my purse
>cop goes through purse
>asks if im lying
>the **** ? no
>i go through purse, pull pocket inside out and dump all contents onto the ground
>half o is GONE
>drug dogs come
>find nothing
>get off with warning
>as i drive away i find the weed in the only pocket of my purse
>whatisthisidonteven

User avatar #245 to #203 - toomas (02/11/2012) [-]
tokergeist?
User avatar #6 - cookiemonsterandme (02/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Be 13-ish
>At english teacher's house for private lessons
>Talking with classmate that came with me
>The bed creaks loudly as if somebody had sat on it and a book that was on it flew off in my direction
>Dodge it in the last minute, speechless
>Hear raspy whisper saying "That's better"
>NOPENOPENOPE all the way to the kitchen
>Find out that the Teacher's mother had passed away
>She lived in that house and couldn't stand noise
>NOPE into another house, still terrified to talk when the Teacher isn't around.
#193 - gardian (02/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be last year in the summer
>on creepy pasta(already at ******** )
>gets cold (im in ******* phoenix)
> turn around
>nothing
>sister bursts in
>i just about ******* have a heart attack
>she asks "what happend"
>realzation im pale as ****
>tell her she scared the **** out of me
> she leaves
> later that night
> sleeping with dog (still scared)
>dog goes insane (its a big dog)
>he literally brakes through the door after a couple try
>NOPECON5
>the rest of the ******* door falls in
>RUN LIKE IM ON CRACK AND SPEED

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#114 - jlpeters (02/06/2012) [-]
i cant get enuff of this 						****					 yet now i cant sleep.
i cant get enuff of this **** yet now i cant sleep.
User avatar #92 - jdizzleapplepie (02/06/2012) [-]
-18 years old
-brother having stoner party, kicks me and little brother out of the RV
-we sit in the van and listen to music
-raining
-about 100 feet away we see a very tall, very slender white shape ******* GLIDE from the end of my grandma's trailer sidewalk through her front door
-we both freak the **** out, i ask if he saw it to which he sobbingly replied "yes"
-5 days later my grandma's friend Ada died
-later that evening i have flashback of when i was 14 and still had cancer
-woke up one evening in the middle of a chemo treatment.
-had to pee
-swung my legs over the side of the bed and stood up only to be immediately sat back down
-white shape, 7 feet tall, very slender, hooded stands over me and leans close
-sees red ******* eyes glowing brightly
-3 days later, my friend allyson woodbury died on that ward. had leukemia.
im now 20 years old, still a survivor and convinced that what i saw was a personification of death.
#79 - anonymous (02/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>2 years ago
>Sleeping over at a friend's house
>>Wake up around 2 am for some reason, urge to take piss
>Get up and look around the living room
>Look out doors that lead out to deck, suddenly there's a big flash
>Get closer to the door to look out and investigate
>All of a sudden some pale ass, skinny white figure comes up and pounds their fists on the ******* door over and over again
>NOPENOPENOPE
>Lock the ******* door and close the curtains, run the **** away
>Everyone still asleep
>Try to fall asleep again, but I can hear footsteps outside, as if they're trying to find a way in
>Force my self to sleep
>Never speak of what happened, never sleep over there again

Pic is what the doors pretty much looked like, except there were curtains and there weren't any lines going through the glass so there was a better view.
User avatar #98 to #79 - patthebakr (02/06/2012) [-]
> 2 years ago
>Taking a walk along the road
> Around 2 p.m.
> Big black guy following me.
> Get nervous, start running and jumping fences.
> BLACK GUY PULLS OUT 12 GAUGE. ******* BLINDING LIGHT. SOME SORT OF PHOSPHOROUS SHOT OR SOME **** .
> NOPENOPENOPE
> Run to nearest door, see guy behind glass.
> Clothes burned away from ******* phosphourous blast.
> Bang on glass. ************ locks doors and bolts the hell away.
> OH **** inmate GETTING CLOSER.
> Try to break glass with bare fists, but being a shrimpy white nerd can't get through.
> Run around all night avoiding that ******* inmate, cursing the idiot who locked those god forsaken doors.
> Got away safe after hours of running around house trying to find a way in, every now and then dump bottles of piss around that place for revenge.
User avatar #111 - MetallicaForever (02/06/2012) [-]
oh funnyjunk...why must you always make me read these at the middle of the night. no sleep for me
#109 - thegentlegiant (02/06/2012) [-]
> sitting in the total dark at 3:30am
> read every single one
> refuse to look around the room
> turn on desk lamp
> see a demon behind my computer
> NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE ******* NOPE
> mfw when i realized my friend put a picture there to troll me one night.
User avatar #49 - winsauceiswin (02/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
novice mode: read all these with lights on and tv on
easy mode: read all these with lights on only
medium mode: read with lights off in quiet
hard mode: read with lights off with one foot hanging over the edge of your bed
insane mode: read all these while listening to creepy music with one foot hanging over bed
god mode: read all these while listening to the soundtrack from an exorcism with one foot over the edge of you bed with you back to your opened closet while saying "please come get me" repeatedly

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