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NOPE comp 8

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#64 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
>Reading other people's stories in the dark
>Really scared
>T.v. starts flying
>Tell my black neighbors to go home.
>Wat
#248 - draemer (02/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 14   
>Wake up at night because I hear knife slicing sounds in the kitchen   
>Thought that those were sounds from my sleep, since I was dreaming about Supernatural show   
>I try to sleep   
>Knife slicing begins again   
>Remember all the things from that show   
>Find salt   
>MFW I run into kitchen   
>I f*cking see a dark figure   
>Start spraying salt on it like no tomorrow, it starts moaning   
>Run back to the room, lock the door   
>Pour salt near the door so it doesn't get in, because I thought it was a dark spirit or a demon, god knows what   
>Wait some time, nothing happens, go to sleep again   
>Wake up next day   
>F*cking remember that I was at friend's house   
>He told me earlier that his grandpa usually eats at night. Fuck   
>We go to grandpa's room - empty   
>As we enter the kitchen we see him lying on the floor   
>He's dead with salt all over him   
>Friend starts crying   
>Realize I killed his grandpa by giving him a heart attack   
>No more Supernatural for me
>Be 14
>Wake up at night because I hear knife slicing sounds in the kitchen
>Thought that those were sounds from my sleep, since I was dreaming about Supernatural show
>I try to sleep
>Knife slicing begins again
>Remember all the things from that show
>Find salt
>MFW I run into kitchen
>I f*cking see a dark figure
>Start spraying salt on it like no tomorrow, it starts moaning
>Run back to the room, lock the door
>Pour salt near the door so it doesn't get in, because I thought it was a dark spirit or a demon, god knows what
>Wait some time, nothing happens, go to sleep again
>Wake up next day
>F*cking remember that I was at friend's house
>He told me earlier that his grandpa usually eats at night. Fuck
>We go to grandpa's room - empty
>As we enter the kitchen we see him lying on the floor
>He's dead with salt all over him
>Friend starts crying
>Realize I killed his grandpa by giving him a heart attack
>No more Supernatural for me
#37 - ssethradra (02/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>reading creepy post
>Hear noise behind me
>look behind, nothing there but the wall of my room
>cocky as fuck i say i'm not scared of you wall
>wall says i'm not scared of you either
> i serious the fuck up
>wall serious the fuck up
> turn back to computer, mind so full of fuck.
User avatar #26 - frightmare (02/04/2012) [-]
>Read this post.
>Sleeping tonight?
>Nope.
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#31 - anonymous (02/04/2012) [-]
>be reading all of these stories
>in the dark
>all of a sudden hear a loud snore from the other room
>i just pissed my pants
#38 - doesnotcompute (02/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>not even 5 minutes ago   
>chilling on FunnyJunk, having great time   
>suddenly hear staticy noise through my headphones   
>must be a connection thing   
>move my hand to adjust the cord   
>static gets louder   
>slowly pull my hand back   
>static fades away, barely still there   
>move hand back and forth, noise gets louder and quieter   
>not really scared, decide to have fun with what I think is an electrical problem   
>touch the speaker, noise is louder than ever   
>start touching it to the theme of Super Mario Bros.   
>having fun when suddenly the noise goes away and hear a voice through my right earbud say in a raspy, dark voice, "Cut it out..."   
>noise goes away and then fades back in for a second   
>see a shadow of a figure standing behind me on the wall then move away   
>NOPE   
>mfw shadow moves   
   
I honestly believe this was my first "experience".
>not even 5 minutes ago
>chilling on FunnyJunk, having great time
>suddenly hear staticy noise through my headphones
>must be a connection thing
>move my hand to adjust the cord
>static gets louder
>slowly pull my hand back
>static fades away, barely still there
>move hand back and forth, noise gets louder and quieter
>not really scared, decide to have fun with what I think is an electrical problem
>touch the speaker, noise is louder than ever
>start touching it to the theme of Super Mario Bros.
>having fun when suddenly the noise goes away and hear a voice through my right earbud say in a raspy, dark voice, "Cut it out..."
>noise goes away and then fades back in for a second
>see a shadow of a figure standing behind me on the wall then move away
>NOPE
>mfw shadow moves

I honestly believe this was my first "experience".
#201 - thetattooedone (02/04/2012) [-]
Wow 2am?!
#25 - pretzalman (02/04/2012) [-]
>Just the other day   
>Be in public restroom that's for one person   
>Taking a piss   
>Finish and go to wash hands   
>Sneeze   
>See Person behind me in mirror   
>They say "Bless you"   
>Calmly say thanks man   
>Turn around to see no one there   
>Remember it's a single bathroom stall   
>Nope all the fucking way home
>Just the other day
>Be in public restroom that's for one person
>Taking a piss
>Finish and go to wash hands
>Sneeze
>See Person behind me in mirror
>They say "Bless you"
>Calmly say thanks man
>Turn around to see no one there
>Remember it's a single bathroom stall
>Nope all the fucking way home
User avatar #13 - aucardl (02/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be 15 years old
>alone at home
>hear front door banging
>go out in living room and check it out
>hears some knocking
>go near door
>open the door. got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
#273 - dekyrptonian (02/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>be 10
>also be in san diego on a haunted ship
>me and mom are big enthusiasts of ghosts, so we go alone
>enter the hull, nothing abnormal
>then hear random noises
>follow the noise
>turns out to be a loose chain
>we walk up to it, disappointed
>as soon as we turn around, we both see a guy dressed in old clothes
>he is leaning on a pole flipping a coin
>he looks at us and smiles
>then he fucking runs right at us
>NOPE NOPE NOPE cause we are too scared to move
>guy runs through us and dives through the porthole the chain ran through
>NOPE NOPE NOPE walking out of the ship and back land
mfw we walk out

#281 to #275 - dekyrptonian (02/07/2012) [-]
then how did you type this?
then how did you type this?
User avatar #250 - indeedwatson (02/04/2012) [-]
>10 y.o
>have imaginary friend called Peter
> Peter likes soccer
> havent spoke to dad in a coupple of months
> he tells me the story of his best friend Peter, and how they used to play soccer, until a truck killed him.
> Nopeeeeee nearly piss myself.
#186 - andimac (02/04/2012) [-]
Really?...
#156 - alexianary (02/04/2012) [-]
> Be 16
> Buy creepy clown costume with friends
> Wear creepy costume
> Go to houses one by one to look into their windows and just stare into their souls
> Give a creepy smile and then just walk away
User avatar #154 - foelkera (02/04/2012) [-]
>Last year
>At friend's house watching some horror movie
>Creepy ghost girl in a nightgown
>Walking upstairs to go to bed
>Hear crying
>See little girl with long black hair wearing a nightgown at the top of the stairs
>And this little piggy went NOPE NOPE NOPE all the way back downstairs and barricaded himself in the bathroom for the night
>Turns out it was my friend's little sister, who had a nightmare and wanted someone to comfort her
User avatar #112 - conordalymcr (02/04/2012) [-]
>13 years old
>Home alone
>Watching "The Ring" late at night
>film ends
>I was pretty scared
>I get up and go to the bathroom
>All of a sudden, a fucking demonic growling coming from the next room
>I fucking shit my pants
>I grab the biggest knife in my kitchen
>Go to the room
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

User avatar #75 - skaxx (02/04/2012) [-]
>be 17
>Christchurch earthquake in February last year.
>close friend died
>grieving for months
>be september, see same friend calling me to the middle of my school field.
>WAT. go to him
>huge earthquake happens when i'm 20 metres away
>fall to ground, errbody screaming etc
>look up, no friend
>large bricks landed from above where i previously was
>YEP
#146 - freshoc (02/04/2012) [-]
> Watching documentary on Demons
> Start hearing creepy sounds
> Shrug it off
>Out of nowhere high pitch sounds erupt from my speakers
> Demon on documentary appears on screen
> Power goes off
> LOL I'm about to die
#45 - pickledickler (02/04/2012) [-]
mfw i read my own post
#44 - thisisforfapping (02/04/2012) [-]
Last one
<2004
<Move into new house
<House is three stories
<My dog would never come on the third floor
<He would always shake/whine
<Mom is friends with exorcist
<Lady exorcizes 3rd floor
<Dog runs up stairs happy as fuck
<NOPE all the way to my room
< Apparently there were two old ladies

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