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house In dead and street on A
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s attends never sleep over agaen
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mu! walking dogs
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Meg starts going ape shut
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shome wrth sort
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dag closed the door poms him again
7 gamma tatham out
dog ls at Whig room with me
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salt blankets tn Myriam gone
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corner at my eye and homo Weird horses
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User avatar #7 - turtleback (02/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be 13
>have two friends sleep over for the night
>past 2 am
>wake up from noise
>see friend ******* couch
>NOPE my ass back to sleep and never said I saw a damned thing
User avatar #22 - thedragonfail (02/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>16
>Parents out at work, brother at Adult school
>fap
>proceed to sleep
> I can't sleep, so I open my eyes
>Room as dark as though it's night
>Look at clock: 4:30-something
>decide to try to watch T.V in oddly dark room
> Nothing works
> Phone won't turn on, neither will Ipod, or laptop
>Sit down on couch, it feel as hard as a ******* rock
> Literally say out loud "The **** is going on here?!"
>boom, dark black figure appears in front of me
>Attempt to NOPE, but can't move. (Being frozen in fear is a ******* legit thing, man.)
>It has bright white eyes, that seem to be staring into my soul, it turns it's head and says
>I need about tree
>Just kidding.
>It looms over me and says "I'm here to keep you safe, you need to see why the odd things in your life happen."
>it's black blob of a hand points to the wall, so I look
>GIANT ******* WHITE DEMON STRAIGHT OUT OF INSIDIOUS WITH RED EYES
> Freeze
>Slowly try to NOPE out of the room
>Black ****** stops me

#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Wow ive never read such ******** in my life..... WTF is wrong with you people? you're all deluding yourself with this nonsense. pro ******* tip, ghosts arnt real, grow up
+10
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User avatar #120 - overchill (02/03/2012) [-]
>happened last night actually
>be like 3 am
>woke up
>gotta pee, gotta pee, pee pee
>finish peeing
>walk across the hall
>hear squeaking downstairs
>check it out
>only see bottom to middle of chair
>FUKKEN CHAIR NOONE IS IN IT
>realize its moving by itself
>FUKKEN RUN UP TO ROOM
>2 NOPE blankets, that equals to +26 dafuq resistance
#245 - Sinless (02/11/2012) [-]
MFW lucid dream rape story

#233 - xeternalx **User deleted account** (02/06/2012) [-]
nihaclorida, it probably thinks your a pedo
nihaclorida, it probably thinks your a pedo
#189 - mummer (02/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Nihatclodra........ WTF!?
#142 - billejoe (02/03/2012) [-]
>Be 16
>At my house with friend
>Black out for somereason
>Wake up and realize friend is sitting there curling up in the corner
>mirror and closet door is broken
>he asks whats wrong with me and why i did this
>Have no actuall ******* clue what happened.
>He says i went on a rampage and made monster like noises.
> Parents wont be home for 5 hours
>I help him up
>he screams out and grabs me running
>I look behind and see a horrible looking black scaled creature.
>MFW i realized a demon had just possesed me and tried to kill me and my friend


#127 - BerryLicious (02/03/2012) [-]
"Nope all the way from China to Japan"
toenail clipping just for that XD
User avatar #198 - stickdudes (02/04/2012) [-]
>Be 14
>On FJ (this took place like 3 days ago)
>Browsing front page
>Hear scratching noise coming from closet
>Act like the dumbass in the horror movies who checks it out
>Nothing in the closet
>I sit back down and browse FJ again
>About 5 minutes later scratching happens again
>Once again I check it out
>This time all of my clothes and jackets are on the ground
>Nope all the way down stairs and watch wonder pets with my sister till my parents came home.

#169 - bobopper (02/04/2012) [-]
yeahhh mine made it motha ****** !!!!! best thing ive done so far on this site.
#160 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what is nope mean?

User avatar #161 to #160 - shaggyhaze (02/03/2012) [-]
its another word for "no"
>be 21
>see ghost
>HECK NO IM OUT OF HERE

>be 21
>see ghost
>NOPE





User avatar #157 - theomegaman (02/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I just remembered a story from a few months ago.
>I live alone in a house
>One night I go to bed and just go to sleep, ordinary as any other night
>I wake up in the morning with no duvets, pillows, or blankets
>Find this kind of weird but not that much since I am known to kick blankets and stuff in the night
>Go to check the floor, that's probably where they are
>Not there
>Go look all over house, can't find them
>After, go and sit on bed in frustration
>Feel something pinch my heel
>Thought it's probably just pins and needles or something
>Happens again
>Look under bed
>All of my covers, pillows, etc.
>Note saying "Thanks"
>I live alone
>Nope the **** out
#158 to #157 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/03/2012) [-]
♦Lol hobo just wanted to stay the night♦
#135 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Grandma dies
>Were living with her to look after her while she was sick
>Keep her ashes in her room
>Her bedroom door leads to sewing room
>Me sleeping in sewing room due to lack of space
>See bedroom door open and close every 2 hours
>Grandma used to get up for bathroom every 2 hours
>NOPE under covers
>Next day TV turns off by its self
>Try to switch on by remote, can't
>Little brother switches on by TV button
>Both NOPE because grandma used to always switch TV off by button
>Months later, things been happening all the time now, friend and me watching TV
>TV switches off by button as mum walks in.
>Mum "Knock it off, mum, let the kids watch their show."
>Me "Just 5 more minutes, grandma? Then we'll go outside."
>TV switches on again
>Friend says nothing until show ends and we go outside
>Friend =O "What?!?!"
>Me "Oh yeah, that happens sometimes, you'll get used to it" xD
>A year after grandma's death we sprinkle her ashes on the rocks at the beach
>No more happenings... I feel lonely T_T
#76 - popnotes ONLINE (02/03/2012) [+] (30 replies)
About 4-6   
Happy life   
Have an interesting dream of fun and win   
Everything suddenly gets dark, gloomy and srs   
Dad is looking away   
I look closer   
His head turns around and has holes for eyes leaking black blood   
Wake up   
Walk to my door   
Open it   
Giant ghostly rotten hand comes flying at me through the hall as an ear-piercing scream is heard   
Wake up again and the same thing happens   
Wake up for real this time   
Open the door and have visions of said dream   
NOPE NOPE 						****					 YOU NOPE NOPE NOPE
About 4-6
Happy life
Have an interesting dream of fun and win
Everything suddenly gets dark, gloomy and srs
Dad is looking away
I look closer
His head turns around and has holes for eyes leaking black blood
Wake up
Walk to my door
Open it
Giant ghostly rotten hand comes flying at me through the hall as an ear-piercing scream is heard
Wake up again and the same thing happens
Wake up for real this time
Open the door and have visions of said dream
NOPE NOPE **** YOU NOPE NOPE NOPE
User avatar #33 - Jaystray (02/03/2012) [-]
**** all this **** .

i have a test in the morning and i've already played amnesia

#29 - penguinicus (02/03/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Gwaf at the ghost gagging
#47 - Jesusnipples (02/03/2012) [-]
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And now that I've read this post, I am uncomfortable aware of the miscellaneous sounds my house makes.

**** .

#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/02/2012) [-]
>Be 10   
>Go over to friend's house every Saturday   
>One early morning Saturday I wake up to find him staring over me, thinking he came over to pick me up   
>Sleep paralysis    
>Start telling friend to go get my parents   
>He stares at me weirdly, as if he's intrigued    
>A minute passes and I tell him again louder   
>Still staring    
>Yell at him till 10 minutes later when I can move   
>Shove him and get out of the house   
>He was there, with his mom, pulling up in the driveway   
>Look back into house   
>HOW ABOUT NOPE   
My reaction
>Be 10
>Go over to friend's house every Saturday
>One early morning Saturday I wake up to find him staring over me, thinking he came over to pick me up
>Sleep paralysis
>Start telling friend to go get my parents
>He stares at me weirdly, as if he's intrigued
>A minute passes and I tell him again louder
>Still staring
>Yell at him till 10 minutes later when I can move
>Shove him and get out of the house
>He was there, with his mom, pulling up in the driveway
>Look back into house
>HOW ABOUT NOPE
My reaction
User avatar #6 - rodneyphoenix (02/02/2012) [-]
>In bathroom at church, it's at night
>Bathroom has timer on the lights
>hear click for the timer and lights die
>finish my business and leave stall using cell phone to light the way to wash hands
>look up into mirror see figure behind me.
>turn around, nothing there
>look in mirror it's still there in the mirror
>Nope out of the bathroom
>look at the dial for the light timer
>still had five minutes
>Lights die in hallway
>Nope all the way out into the parking lot to my truck and book it home.


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