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NOPE comp 6

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#37 - Ranpu Dentro ONLINE (02/01/2012) [-]
>Be an electronics major
>Working at grocery store to pay for school
>Shift is over
>Start heading out
>See guy jack a bag of chips
>Follow him to his apartment
>Pull out CEET Kit
>Use a steel block, wire & condensers
>Make short ranged EMP emitter
>sneak up to sliding glass door
>Set off small EMP emitter & open door
>Grab guy's shoulder
>say "Stealing isn't nice you know..."
>quick run back to car
>laugh as guy panicky runs back to store
>mfw
User avatar #99 - profarnsworth (02/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
> Be 17
> Move into new house
> Get the feeling like im being watched
> Start to see shadows of people
> Hear people having conversations all around me
> Tell parents
> They say they are seeing and hearing the same things.
> Tell them i want to move
> They tell me we can't
> I don't understand
> Go to sleep one night
> Wake up to a boy laying next to me in bed
> Scream as loud as i can
> He doesn't move
> Blink a few times, slap myself in the face to make sure its not a dream
> Boy still there in my bed
> Somehow end up out of bed across the room
> Walk over to the boy in my bed
> Touch his face with my hand
> My hand goes right through like i was touching air
> Boy opens his eyes and looks at me
> He screams and i hear footsteps
> I blink
> I'm floating
User avatar #100 to #99 - profarnsworth (02/02/2012) [-]
> His parents come in and try to comfort him
> Everything starts to make sense
> Sit in closet crying because i am a ghost
> Boy opens closet
> Says he heard me crying and asks why i'm sad
> Tell him i don't know why
> We become good friends
> I watch him grow up and eventually go off to college
> Years go by, house becomes abandoned and starts to fall apart
> My parents and I are stuck here forever never able to leave
> Then one day the house starts to improve, light once again shines through the windows
> Wake up one night to the boy laying next to me in bed
> I whisper his name but he does not hear me
> I'm out of the bed across the room
> Walk up to boy and touch his face
> My hand goes right through like i was touching air
> Boy opens his eyes and screams
> I'm floating
> Boy's father comes in
> Boy tells father he saw a young boy standing in front of him
> Father looks around and smiles
> Turns to boy and says i know, he won't hurt you........
Sorry for it being so long i know its not a real ghost story but i thought it was a cool spin on the whole ghost story thing. Made myself tell me what you think.
#107 - marcdesco (02/02/2012) [-]
>Be 20
>Graveyard shift at local burger place
> Bored as **** with coworker
>Start telling ghost stories about people that died here
>lights start to flicker on and off
> weird but keep working
>phone rings
>pick up and nobodys there
>happens multiple times
>first customer in hours gets off the bus across the street
>mist rolls in; only see shadow of person
>reaches for door handle
>Has a spatula for a ******* hand!!
>NOPE hiding behind counter
>Hash Slinging Slasher reaches over the counter
>Nosferatu got me again!
>I am Spongebob

#30 - bladeboy (02/01/2012) [-]
Just happened
>be browsing this comp
>home alone
>hear growling
>freak the **** out
>mfw it was my stomach
#128 - camwilskel (02/02/2012) [-]
Imma read all these comps
User avatar #144 - kumabear (02/02/2012) [-]
Real story from a few months ago
>be 17 years old, before grad HS
>Lived next to super hottie latina for whole life, she's 17 too, known her all my life and fell in love a few years ago, always watched out for me
>be from a bad neighborhood
>hear shots one night (one shotgun and one pistol)
>get high powered hunting rifle from closet, watch door for hours
>neighbors move a week later, neighbor girl never said bye, no one told me where shots came from
>2 months ago upset about break up, sitting in the smoking section of my college, feel a gentle hand on my shoulder, "why you so sad?" (what neighbor girl always asked me when i was kid) see gorgeous neighbor girl, start crying cause i still love her and missed her so long, she tells me to smile and not give up, and if something goes bad she will help
>not understand what she says
>she gets up and walks around a corner
>get there and she's gone
>call mom and tell her that i saw neighbor girl
>mom tells me how she was shot before i grad HS that night
>she died
>be two nights ago, half awake from a nightmare, feel something push into my dorm bed next to me, soft whispering "its okay, don't cry, i love you" think its my GF (room mate lets her in all the time to surprise me)
>wake up next morning, small comb on pillow next to me, roomate: "won't your girlfriend be mad that you had that fine ass mexican girl in your bed" eyes wide, he says "what", the only words i say for two weeks "she's dead" room mate gives up trying to get me to talk
>be with girlfriend this morning, holding hands and walking, something prompts me look left, i do and see neighbor girl smiling, get text, blocked number
>"im glad to see you with someone who truly is good for you, those other girls were bitches" look up, she's holding phone
>gasp
>gf says "what babe?" neighbor girl disappears, i say "its nothing, thought i saw an old friend"
+8
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#195 - slygecko (02/04/2012) [-]
guardian angel much?
User avatar #138 - kittymuffinsex (02/02/2012) [-]
>be 18
>read NOPE comp
>sleep? nope
#94 - brassballsofsteel (02/02/2012) [-]
so this isnt really a nope but

when i was little my dad had a dog named barney
he was the best ****** dog a man could ever ask for
from the day i was brought home till we moved out of my old house he would sleep in the hallway outside my room...when i used to walk down that hallway the lights would flicker and time would slow for me
atleast when barney wasnt there

i believe to this day that he watched over and protected me from whatever was in that house,

when we moved to the new house he didnt stay near me as much , though he still checked on me every once in a while

as if he declared this house was okay but still wanted to make sure i was good..

i think he still walks by my side throughout life, even after he passed away almost 8 years ago
User avatar #56 - foelkera (02/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Months ago
>Walking home with my girlfriend
>Walk by an old house, been abandoned for years
>See someone's shadow in house
>We decide to go in
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Just kidding
>we hear heavy breathing from upstairs, with sobbing
>Go up
>See a crying woman
>Ask if she's OK
>She is facing away from us
>She say's she's fine
>"But... There's one thing I need..."
>Ask her what she wants
>She turns around "TREE. FIDDY."
>I look at her face and realize she's a 15 foot tall aquatic dinosaur
> ******* Loch Ness Monster got me again
User avatar #132 - kaosminett (02/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>be 4
>grandma dies from pneumonia
>few weeks later see her float across back porch
>think it was a dream for years and years
>bring it up around sister
>her and mom confirm
>mfw i have no face to NOPE with
User avatar #141 to #136 - seanito (02/02/2012) [-]
dude.... i would have killed myself like 5 times over by now if i were you
#197 - omahgawd (02/04/2012) [-]
Read this whole thing alone in the dark.   
NOPENOPOENOPENOPENOPENOPE
Read this whole thing alone in the dark.
NOPENOPOENOPENOPENOPENOPE
#115 - ShamanMaster (02/02/2012) [-]
>Nope comp
>NOPE
User avatar #76 - Nihatclodra (02/02/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Be 11
>Wake up in middle of night.
>Check clock, which is near door.
>See skinny woman with long black hair wearing white rags standing beside the door (inside my room).
>Woman makes motion of throwing something, with really angry look on her face, and then disappears.
>Hear something hit the wall behind me immediately after.
>Turn on light, and check area near wall.
>There's a lego piece... I keep all my lego in a bucket near my door.
> **** .
User avatar #77 to #76 - Nihatclodra (02/02/2012) [-]
This one happened last week actually.
>Having lucid dream.
>Go into tavern.
>Asked to exorcise ghost girl haunting bathroom.
>Why the **** not.
>Go to bathroom, and start taking a piss.
>Feel something pushing on me from behind.
>Turn around to see little girl that looks like the younger version of the ghost from my other story.
>What the hell, it's a dream.
>Shove cock down her throat.
>Wake up.
>Well, that was interesting.
>"I like you, you're different."
> **** .

I see her randomly around the house since then, staring at me like I'm the most interesting thing ever...
#182 - blechbot (02/03/2012) [-]
> Be at friends house
> Leaving to head home, has done this many of times
> On my way home I see an old man following me
> NOPE.jpg
> Ran like a ************
> almost home
> Some house with backyard blocked off
> ****
> See little girls head popping over fence
> she giggles
> NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
> RAN LIKE A ************* KENYAN ALL THE WAY HOME
#174 - thousandblackjews (02/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be 10, 11, or 12
>on vaction in florida
>staying in big suite with two bed rooms across the whole room from each other
>wake up in the middle of the night becuase of huge thunder storm
> look out giant window and wactch the rain for half hour just thinking about stuff
>suddenly see two flashes in window in a building across the street
>see dark figure run across the street
> ********
>go back to sleep
>wake up hour later pouring rain
>hear chainsaw nosises and screams in next room over
> thinks its the rain and the pipes in the wall
>hear it again and then something hit the wall
>NOPE
> start falling back asleep
>hear it again and then a huge bang on the door.
>NOPENOPENOPE all the way to parents room.
>wake up next morning look at door HUGE ******* DENT on the door
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE all the way back to New Orleans
#175 to #174 - thousandblackjews (02/02/2012) [-]
another one but this is goodguyghost

>be 10
>grandad died in january of 2005
>never got to do things with me becuase of his heart condition
>my cousins would tell me stories of the things he would do with them.
>he used to go on long walks with me and tell me war stories
>after he died i had nothing to remember him by
>cousin got his old state champion ship football ring
>i was cleaning his house after Huricane Katrina
>found a box of his old football trophies, kept them and got them restored
>that night i heard creaks in my room
>thought it was just my neighbors shead(its right next to my house and it was really old)
>wake up next moring and find his senior ring on my nightstand
>show it to mom and she said they didnt know where it was
>find text message from blocked number
>read "Sorry i wasent there for you -A"
>i wear his ring to this day



......i miss you grandad...
+4
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User avatar #117 - hybirtonxbox (02/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Just a few minutes ago
>Finish reading some of the comments
>go to kitchen to get something to get something to drink
>as I pick up drink, it gets freezing cold around me
>I feel like I'm being watched
>NOPE
>run down the hallway to my room
>gets even colder the closer I get to my room
>Get the **** in my room, and close that damn door
>Sleep=NOPE
#131 to #120 - CIS White Male (02/02/2012) [-]
YOU BETTER NOPE THE **** OUT OF THE HOUSE
User avatar #98 - dekyrptonian (02/02/2012) [-]
>be 7
>in the dining room looking at a magazine
>magazine about sign language and unimportant
>really ******* cold
>i live in cali so 40 degrees is really ******* cold
>hear footsteps
>say hi to my mom
>no reply
>okay then
>dont hear footsteps as it passes by me
>cool she must be looking at the article
>im kinda cold i say
>feel a jacket being put on my shoulders
>"thanks mom!"
>in a scratchy coarse voice, "your welcome"
>eyes shut like a virgin's legs
>NOPE all the way to parents room
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